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lovejoy68
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
United Kingdom

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Quote by neilinleeds
erm . . . maybe my sense of humour is way off, but i thought the initial post was a piss poor pigging joke! ((( a.k.a. bollox! ))) dunno
which bit of the foot refers to the foot? it's as old as the hills that one?
we can take this all a bit too seriously you know? ((( except when it's serious, then serious is all well and good? ))) confused
*wanders off ever so slightly confused*
neil x x x ;)

sorry it sat night im home alone & bored didnt mean to confuse you :?
think it did develope into an interesting point though "should someone who gets sexual pleasure from doing there job be doing that job"
Quote by sheddy
Whilst not really an unusual place I have recently discovered urban indoor dogging confused :?
Take one flat with full length floor to ceiling windows and quite frankly more of them than you would find in the average green house, add a bottle of vino or 2 forget to close the blinds or at least turn the lights off and well er.................................. you can guess the other part's redface lol :lol:

:lol: :lol: i hope you didnt have to get the winowleen out :lol: :lol:
ok here goes again i got kicked by ntl lol
thanks for that sheddy i will see if i can find some books smile i should have realised about the film they never live up to what the original auther wrote thats one of the reasons i gave up tv for about 6 years ago a few years back!
just found your link as well cheers :cheers:
Quote by 295466
In line with my foot fetish I'm thinking of talking up reflexology. However, before I start can anyone tell me which part of the foot deals with the foot?!?
:P

here ya go......
Quote by davej

just be happy summers here & it is a great site you are on smile

happy!...fuckin happy!...I'm sat here with a head you could fry eggs on and squeeled like a stuck pig when I got in the tub...bring back the rain. wink
ohh could you put some sausage bacon & mushrooms on as well then please im starving rotflmao :rotflmao:
I could do you a full english on my body the way its burning up, but you would probably need to twang me nuts with a rubber band to get the toast to pop up, cos there is only the one slot and there aint no timer on that!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i dont think i asked for marmite on my toast lol
oh its not marmite :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol:
Quote by Devon1
ok i have a question & didnt want to start a new thread so i will post it in here smile
sheddy i seem to remember from somewhere on this site you are a bit of a fan of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!! well its on tv at the moment & i know i only have one eye on it but wtf is it about :shock: lol :lol:
lost in southampton :lol:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh what channel confused:
Its fab biggrin
bit late now devon it started at 8 :?
just checked & they are repeating it at 12 on sky movies 2 :D :D
you can keep the rain davej i love the sun didnt get a chance today but i hope to get the olive oil out tomorrow biggrin
& as for the bath thats easy dont use hot water lol
or even better a nice cool shower (if only here i have to lay down in the tub to have one as i have a lack of water pressure sad )
ok i have a question & didnt want to start a new thread so i will post it in here smile
sheddy i seem to remember from somewhere on this site you are a bit of a fan of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!! well its on tv at the moment & i know i only have one eye on it but wtf is it about :shock: lol :lol:
lost in southampton :lol:
Quote by davej

just be happy summers here & it is a great site you are on smile

happy!...fuckin happy!...I'm sat here with a head you could fry eggs on and squeeled like a stuck pig when I got in the tub...bring back the rain. wink
ohh could you put some sausage bacon & mushrooms on as well then please im starving rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by twos_company
me well i run the country so i can`t tell you

wave hiya maggie lol
bolt
is it really that important???
if you click on the forum home page it shows who is browsing the forums or if its a friend of your you could send them an email confused
just be happy summers here & it is a great site you are on smile
not that i agree with the exploitation of animals but i used to love the pg tips monkeys
also the hamlet cigar ads classics lol :lol:
as for me im an official brandy tester lol
or is it im just an alcoholic :lol: :cheers: drinkies :beer: :crazy:
Quote by sheddy
No fook off I said newbs come and join us :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: no probs mate you want a packet of crisps off the bottom shelf kate will get em and shes wearing a mini skirt :shock: wink

rotflmao :rotflmao:
well i am on a bit of a diet at the mo so i might have to have a look at all the packs one at a time just to check the ingredients you understand :rascal:
Quote by sheddy

well we were ment to be.......but as everyone else is out enjoying themselves i think we should crack open the champagne......... lol :lol: :lol:

Just me and you then hun biggrin I can see others about but we must have scared em off :cry:
nah its just the new form of dogging its called shedding rotflmao :rotflmao:
if ya get the chance could you pass a pint of brandy & coke out the window :cheers:
Quote by wild rose and the stag
staggy is a premiership footballer
haha not realy
fooled you lol
ill get me coat bolt

Quote by wild rose and the stag
Rose is .............................realy the Queen of England.
honest

my god didnt realise we had posh & becks here worship
good luck next week :happy: :happy:
not a happy bunny sad
home from work (sorry if we kept you all awake at sh towers lol ) clicked on chat & the room has gone dunno
typical i missed it again
glad to hear you all had a good time smile
i dont think i could ever have plastic surgery done & im far from perfect confused ive always seen it as your body is only some flesh & blood that contains you,
a persons personality & how they treat others is so much more important than how you look externally smile but saying that if having it makes you feel more confidant & happy then its got to be a good thing as you will then spread that happiness to others biggrin
smile & the world smiles with you :D
a couple more moving away from the insults smile
its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
or
its better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish
:)
hiya jp77 :welcome: to the cafe
please make sure seats are in the upright possition & seatbelts are fastened lol
hope you enjoy your stay & have fun this is the only place to be cool
good morning jessica-r wave sorry tohear you've not been having a good time of late sad some guys just dont know which side of their bread is buttered dunno to me you sound like most mens dream woman just hang in there im sure things will pick up for you very soon smile
just make sure you have plenty of time on your hands cuz your inbox will be overflowing very soon!!
you are not alone being here even at this time of the morning im just home from work & not really wanting to crawl into empty bed either :(
kiss
Quote by Darkfire
someone come up with a sensible answer please - cos I dont know what 'milking the prostate' is or how to do it, and it sounds like fun. Well, I'd have a go, depending on what it is pmsl dunno

ive no idea if its possible or not but was something in the film "road trip" (very funny film) the lads need some money & go to a sperm bank & using fingers up guys rear a nurse "milks his prostate" confused
all i can suggest is have a practice session wellingborough smile
Quote by Kiss_Me
its a minefield isnt it lol

Thanks for this information - I did search but obviously not well enough!
kiss
no worries the search button dont like me either i just remembered the post smile
Quote by prags
This is just an observation but wondered if anyone else has an opinion.
In my normal life i come into contact with dozens of different people everyday & only about 10% of them smoke. Yet of the dozens of swingers i've met & also those that go on cam in the chatroom it seems at least 80% of them smoke. So the question is does smoking have any connection with swinging? Does nicotine have an as yet unidentifed side effect of making you more likley to be a swinger, in which case pass the fags :smoke:

well im not so sure about more swingers than vanilla's smoking i think its just an optical illusion its just steam caused by friction really :twisted: lol
as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike
as much use as a di*k to a fish
as much use as tits on a bull
if brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose
lol :lol: :lol:
ive just had a little search & found this.... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79754.html
so yes it does seem that if you joined the site after the changeover then you can read but not reply to mail confused
so maybe a little icon next to the members username would be a good idea so people know that they have a chance of getting a reply smile
on second thoughts not sure that would be such a good idea for the admin as it would mean the people who cant reply to mail wont get any mail so wouldnt be tempted to upgrade to full membership :?
its a minefield isnt it lol
Quote by mike48
Apparently if you eat a small amount of tree bark that does the trick
Ive ordered my supply
Its called
Sherwood forest
:giggle:

well the americans do call it getting wood when arroused lol :lol:
Quote by sheddy
Congratulations Sheddy....I became surrogate parent to 4 baby blackbirds a month ago...now spend most of my time with a water pistol under my belt warding off the neighbours cats...it sure is tough being a parent again! confused

Excellent idea I shall practice the task for when my daughter is older lol :lol: I dread the poor pimply teenager she'll bring home to me I've rehearsed the concerned father speech enough times already :lol: :lol:
he he that just reminded me of something that ruby wax once said (prob the only thing she has said that made me laugh!)
"if you have a son you only have to worry about one pr**k in town, but if you have a daughter you have to worry about every pr**k in town :lol:
as for your squatters all i can say is you will miss them when they are gone it will be so quiet you still wont be able to sleep :lol: :lol: