oooooooerrrrrrr a christmas munch yeeeeehaaaaa
please can you add me to your christmas list babes im getting my tiara out of storage (hall cupboard) as we speak and polishing off my tinsell.
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lulu
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
0 miles · North Lanarkshire
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Warming the Bed
My own way of telling someone that i`m interested is too flirt like mad in a funny , jokey kinda way and see what the responce is.
If you get totally blanked or get a one worded yes or no responce well i guess youll already know he/shes not interested, and you can move on adding that it was lovely to meet you without having humiliated yourself too much.
Tryed and tested and never fails me , i know if the chat and banter continues on both sides it can lead to some great meets and some great future meets via pm and the chatroom .
hope this helps lulu xx
ps think this works for me because im very outgoing and not the slightest bit shy, mind you a few drinks always help
If you get totally blanked or get a one worded yes or no responce well i guess youll already know he/shes not interested, and you can move on adding that it was lovely to meet you without having humiliated yourself too much.
Tryed and tested and never fails me , i know if the chat and banter continues on both sides it can lead to some great meets and some great future meets via pm and the chatroom .
hope this helps lulu xx
ps think this works for me because im very outgoing and not the slightest bit shy, mind you a few drinks always help
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Im really looking forward to family wedding this weekend down south.
All the family in scots land are heading south this weekend . Itll be nice to meet all the new members who have married or been born into our every growing family and vice versa and it`ll be nice to get together and remember everyone weve luved and lost .
I never look ahead too much as i like to live today and look forward to what tomorow may bring .
All the family in scots land are heading south this weekend . Itll be nice to meet all the new members who have married or been born into our every growing family and vice versa and it`ll be nice to get together and remember everyone weve luved and lost .
I never look ahead too much as i like to live today and look forward to what tomorow may bring .
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Its 10 days and counting for me .
mind you we finished on the 28th of june so been counting down the weeks and days since then.
Im really chuffed as im all ready with the bags , jackets ,uniforms ect , which is so not like me .Im normally the mad mother running round last minute struggling to find everything .
So now im just sitting back marking the days off on my massive Johnny Depp kitchen calendar .
mind you we finished on the 28th of june so been counting down the weeks and days since then.
Im really chuffed as im all ready with the bags , jackets ,uniforms ect , which is so not like me .Im normally the mad mother running round last minute struggling to find everything .
So now im just sitting back marking the days off on my massive Johnny Depp kitchen calendar .
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Well my confidance is at an all time high.
Now luv singing
(90%of socials have been karaoke`s)
Friends for life, that id trust with my life.
And the sex mmmmmm well there`s been some really crap sex but hey that only makes the great sex brilliant and more memorable. :wink:
Now luv singing
(90%of socials have been karaoke`s)
Friends for life, that id trust with my life.
And the sex mmmmmm well there`s been some really crap sex but hey that only makes the great sex brilliant and more memorable. :wink:
Warming the Bed
Im a total chatterbox when im pissed and get louder the drunker i get 
My worst habit was getting home and wanting to call all my friends for a chat and to tell them how much i luv them and miss them , even though theyve probably just dropped me home minutes before in a cab.
Now hide my phone before i go out , so i can never find it when i get in
My worst habit was getting home and wanting to call all my friends for a chat and to tell them how much i luv them and miss them , even though theyve probably just dropped me home minutes before in a cab.
Now hide my phone before i go out , so i can never find it when i get in
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Got my one and only snotty text a few weeks back.A guy from the site had sent me the usual wanna shag oneliner pm.
An hour later another pm telling me how rude i was not to reply to his pm after all it would be so handy for me as he lived in the same area as myself but i was now gonna miss out on his company for being another typical timewaster on this site :shock:
If he`d only looked at his sent box he would`ve known i had`nt picked up his origional message .
Was left rather stunned reading both messages at the same time .I always try to respond to all mail , spent ages trying to think up a suitable sarcastic reply but just got more pissed off so i answerd with a simple ok
glad your wee one is much better bonedigger x
An hour later another pm telling me how rude i was not to reply to his pm after all it would be so handy for me as he lived in the same area as myself but i was now gonna miss out on his company for being another typical timewaster on this site :shock:
If he`d only looked at his sent box he would`ve known i had`nt picked up his origional message .
Was left rather stunned reading both messages at the same time .I always try to respond to all mail , spent ages trying to think up a suitable sarcastic reply but just got more pissed off so i answerd with a simple ok
glad your wee one is much better bonedigger x
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Quote by anais
Hiya
I did go so a gentleman spiritualist a few yrs back with a couple of friends and he did tell me that i was really happy being single (which i am) and really enjoying myself in the dating scene.
He asked me if id ever heard the phraze about kissing frogs to find your prince. I replyed i had , but he said nah i can see your not looking for a prince just havin loads of fun with all the frogs . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
dya think he knew ????
that you have a frog fetish?
:grin: :wink:
what a brill idea for a heading for my profile
The frog hunter :lol:
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Hiya
I did go so a gentleman spiritualist a few yrs back with a couple of friends and he did tell me that i was really happy being single (which i am) and really enjoying myself in the dating scene.
He asked me if id ever heard the phraze about kissing frogs to find your prince. I replyed i had , but he said nah i can see your not looking for a prince just havin loads of fun with all the frogs . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
dya think he knew ????
I did go so a gentleman spiritualist a few yrs back with a couple of friends and he did tell me that i was really happy being single (which i am) and really enjoying myself in the dating scene.
He asked me if id ever heard the phraze about kissing frogs to find your prince. I replyed i had , but he said nah i can see your not looking for a prince just havin loads of fun with all the frogs . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
dya think he knew ????
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I have face pics on my profile and full body shots (clothed/unclothed) on my profile through choice.
Im very outgoing and make no secret of my private life within my friends and family and close work mates,so its no big deal for me .
I gave up making stories up about where and what was taking up so much of my time (meets, socials, munchies ect).So decieded to come clean ,and lucky enough everyone understood .
Also another bonus is i never have to send out pics anymore as i have enough for anyone to see for themselfs to decide weither they want to go further (or not).
Im very outgoing and make no secret of my private life within my friends and family and close work mates,so its no big deal for me .
I gave up making stories up about where and what was taking up so much of my time (meets, socials, munchies ect).So decieded to come clean ,and lucky enough everyone understood .
Also another bonus is i never have to send out pics anymore as i have enough for anyone to see for themselfs to decide weither they want to go further (or not).
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When i decieded a great ammount of decluttering was need when i decieded to redecorate my bedroom ,i called in my mum and sis and 8 hrs later im now down to my whole house being totally declutterd from top to bottom.
They had huge piles with their names on, plus piles of charity , bin, recicle and cant part with :shock:
we spent the whole day shouting at eachother .
"if in doubt chuck it out" in a suitable pile lol
so as a result just gone out and spent a fortune on a new state of the art bedroom with loads of space saving devices so i can hide all my clutter in future
I must add that it was more stressfull than moving into the house in the first place .NEVER AGAIN .
They had huge piles with their names on, plus piles of charity , bin, recicle and cant part with :shock:
we spent the whole day shouting at eachother .
"if in doubt chuck it out" in a suitable pile lol
so as a result just gone out and spent a fortune on a new state of the art bedroom with loads of space saving devices so i can hide all my clutter in future
I must add that it was more stressfull than moving into the house in the first place .NEVER AGAIN .
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Quote by Bonedigger
I would really love a floatation session.
You get to go into a little room a bit bigger than a bathtub) which has a warm bath full of epsom salts (only about a foot deep, but you float cos of the salt.) and the door is shut.
You are deprived of all sights and sounds and just drift away in the warm water, being fully supported by the buoyancy of the salty water. .
This so appeals to me for the same reasons , kids ,hectic life to look for availability near me but not looking forward to hearing the price
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: 
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Quote by sexkittenhfx
I wear thong shorts, very similar to those and very comfortable and sexy.
thong shorts? what are they? do you have a pic sassy?
xxx
oh and these are my favourite style too
i also have these
cannot recommend them enough :wink: :wink:
very sexy and very comfy
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whats the point ????????
i tottally agree if your gonna join the site and then procede to send out winks
(eg the part about dropping by to read there`s and letting them know what you think )
you go to the profile and nothing
:? :? no info, no add , no pic ???
maybe the winks should just be :wink: :wink: (for the idiots out there)
glad someone started this post this has been bugging me
:roll: :roll:
i tottally agree if your gonna join the site and then procede to send out winks
(eg the part about dropping by to read there`s and letting them know what you think )
you go to the profile and nothing
:? :? no info, no add , no pic ???maybe the winks should just be
:wink: :wink: (for the idiots out there)glad someone started this post this has been bugging me
:roll: :roll: 