Bloody hell, you should have posted this thread earlier. I’ve just spent a fortune on a Pussylicious outfit for my fist swinging party and it’s non-refundable…just joking.
It’s funny I thought people go swinging to avoid the situation of faking orgasm with partner after a long spell of monogamous relationship but I get used to female pornstars doing it too unless the male pornstar is first class in his craft.
On the prospect of swinging in parties and clubs, I had thought about the possible problems you’ve outlined. Although your complaint was about some big women doing it a bit roughly with the foreplay, I wouldn’t even have liked them to touch me in the first place. If swinging is to be heaven for me, I'd prefer to have sexual encounter with someone I’m physically attracted to and being an average slim person, I’m just not sexually attracted to someone much bigger than myself.
Is it easier said than done in swinging clubs/parties where some people feel pressured to play the part even if you’re so hating a John Prescott look-alike man slobbering all over you. Freaking me out man, best stay at home?
My IMMEDIATE thoughts, not as teenagers !!! (enjoy the teenage youth while you can) but 21 and over, it feels you're old enough.
Calm down boys, calm down boys, it’s only a COMMERCIAL…remember that old chap from Esure TV ad. Okay I actually do agree with all the above arguments, it’s more than just various parts of the body. Sure personality counts; there’s charm, that smile, the way she walks, the way she talks, the way with her eyes, the way she oozes confidence, that certain fire/sexuality about her presence, some intelligence and compassion would be nice…shit, for a moment I thought I was a man!!!
Also agree with guys who insist she could have all three…what women wouldn’t. But the bottom line of the bottom line is, if I were a man I’d go NUTS over the legs…legs that wrap…legs spread out wide open…legs that squat...legs flying in the air...to say “Fuck me, your Majesty!†so for me legs is sex. However if I had to choose a body part I’d like in a man, it’s gotta be the BUTTOCKS.
If some of you guys choose to be too serious and over analytical :taz: about this fun poll, you might run the risk of frightening the girls away. :violin:
Have a laugh, have a Kit Kat and enjoy the beers with Carling-Carlsberg-Castlemaine beer commercials, not forgetting Foster which almost had you convinced that tall Amazon girls are useful beer cooler. :cheers:
I like the idea of being totally naked under a fur coat and with your high heel shoes on. A great figure would help of course. I'd say "Ooppss I seemed to have drop my coat".
The porn videos provide a useful illustration for different positions. You'll see that the most common ones are only two positions as pointed out in the posts.
a) Cock on a pussy from the bottom leaving anal free to be fucked from behind
b) Cock through an anal from the bottom leaving pussy free to be fucked from the front as seen in above picture (this is sometimes called cowgirl style I think).
Other bizarre positions are standing up DP (recommended for strong men) again with variation of 2 styles whether you plug the cock in the pussy or anal to begin with. I have seen pictures of other rarer ones but I think they aren't so practical and probably not so enjoyable as you can't get decent stroking.
Porno titles might refer to DP as
No holes barred (including the mouth)
Tag teamed
Sandwiched
Double Parked
I think they are American terms but I could be wrong. There are DP picture galleries about on the internet, so I leaveyou to explore.
Is it just me or the world has become more broadminded of anal sex within the heterosexual community. My only problem about fully accepting anal sex as the norm is that I can’t help thinking what couples do about the one big question – the stinking shit.
Porno with anal sex is fantastic to watch (makes you want to try it too) but these are professional ‘enema job’ that it’s good enough for them to do an ATM (ass to mouth). So if a couple is planning to try out anal sex, do you get the enema done first (how much does it cost?) or is there a home kit (an anal douche) that is equally effective.
A male colleague did tell me anal sex could be better simply because it’s a ‘tighter fuck’…obviously for a man. I also remember reading about a guide to anal sex on the internet and basically the web mistress advised that if you don’t do shit (shit shy), anal sex is not for you. Still I can’t help but wonder about gay sex as in gay man picking up another gay man in a raunchy gay bar where I’m left to assume that these horny studs aren’t necessarily put off by the shit question or are they?
Oh I forgot that they are straight men who like to get their ass fucked with a strap on dildo from their partner. So straight men might need anema job too?
I notice that most pornstars have really nice neat pussy. I'm sure they have been neaten up. If you're a regular swinger and fuck around in all out group orgy in clear view of other people in a swinging party, if I were you, I would like my pussy to be all nive and very pretty because it would then be like kissing a lip.
I'd say to him, go have some fun. It's not like he's married and besides he claims he's not attracted to his new girlfriend or in love with her. My question is should he be in a serious relationship with his girlfriend at all. My suspicion is that he's only keeping the girlfriend for convenience e.g. occasional free sex, companionship, home cooking or whatever
Break off with the new girlfriend first and then sleep with the old flame, that way it's not cheating. Then he may keep old flame as a handy fuck buddy
I heard shaved pussy can be darn prickly. Has anyone tried doing a wax job at home? I’d be a bit embarrassed to get it done professionally and also it cost. I’m especially wondering how you get the thicker, longer bushy hair at the top of the crotch but the ones below are finer hair and easier to pull during a hot bath.
I think the phrase is Fuck Buddy. When the time is right, just ask her if she would like to be your fuck buddy. If she slaps you, then you know it's a 'Piss Off You Pervert'.
If you're considering swinging, wouldn't it be just as easy to approach an existing swinger? Becoming a swinger can be like joining a minority community as in a gay man cannot fall in love with a straight man who can't give him back what he wants. I know it's a stupid example but I would have thought your 'chosen community' would be better equipped to protect and look after your needs. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong, this is just my gut feeling.
A few years ago I would have never imagined joining a sex related internet community and I used to think online sex chats were only for perverts. Now I don’t know what’s gotten into me but I’m probably heading towards a mini form of mid-life-crisis as I haven’t hit the big 40 yet. Anyway recently someone’s wife walked out just weeks before her big 40 after 13 years of marriage.
Although it was a great shock, I found myself sympathizing with her to some extent with what being married even longer than her. Life sucks and in particular the sex life. I’ve heard a zillion times from married people that their sex life is non existent. It seems weird that people get married only to end up sexually miserable and frustrated having much lesser sex and lousy, boring one at that!
Not surprising there are so many divorces and couple fall out of love because they are no longer sexually attracted to each other to want to enjoy sex. I see movies like ‘American Beauty’ and say, ‘Shit, that’s so true reflection about married life’. I sometimes feel maybe people marry the wrong person in terms of sexual compatibility. Perhaps a man with high sex drive should never marry a woman with much lower sex drive no matter how much he thinks he’s in love because the relationship will only end in tears and frustrations.
For the brave couple, I guess swinging can work to their great benefit, provided they’re able to distance themselves from the emotional engagement of fucking someone other than their partner. For the not so brave, what are the other options? Personally, I think I’d like a brand new man (fitting all your desired attributes) every two years, being newly in love, doing the romance thing, the exciting sex and after the honeymoon period starts to wear off, you get to move on to the next man (e.g. next woman for a man). If only life was that easy and you could move from one man to another as they pass on a conveyor belt.
Thus I think I’ve developed a strange perversion on learning about what other people do to spice up their sex life. I guess I could be a ‘watcher’ of a dogging session, LOL to myself. I’d sure as hell love to go to swinging party just to watch the adult action; even then I’d probably complain the fuck sessions aren’t as visually good as the studio porno ones. I also enjoy listening to other guys stories of their great ‘sexcapades’, yet these guys are never the ones I fancy enough to want to have sex with them. If I did, I wouldn’t be talking to them about sex in the first place. I'm enjoying reading up the erotic stories from this site but sometimes I think there tends to be an exaggeration about cum shallowing. I mean do women really lick everything up? Even pornstars do it half heartedly.
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Blushing to be saying this but I hate/resent any forms of schedule where sex is concerned. I wish they would just happen as and whenever the god damn feeling hits.
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hwoar: ‘boobs’ man in line with American man (supposedly Italians are a Legs man, forgot which nationality for bum). And are there ‘boobs’ man who actually prefer smaller tits? Dying of curiosity, so the poll.