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9 Oct 2014

I wanted to answer this this morning.
But others have said it so much better than me!
As a wife that constantly gets lied to, talk to her!!
Forgot to add, ain't Dean's arse lovely?

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5 May 2011

:wave:

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5 May 2011

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
In hotels, the code used is to hang a "do not disturb" notice on your room door. If you see one, you can be sure that there are swingers inside, therefore knock loudly on the door and when they answer just announce that you are swingers and would like to join them for fun.
We always find that this works.
John & Shel

This really made me chuckle.
I've just been away for a few days.
I used the "do not disturb" when I went out for the day, cos I left the room in a shit tip and I'd been smoking!

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14 Mar 2010

When I meet my dad, we go to wetherspoons for cheap beer on mondays. Then stagger down to the riverside for cheap, but excellent chinese buffet.
btw, how do I get rid of the arse pic? it's about 3 yards wider these days.

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16 Oct 2008

Quote by Calista
I'm f*cking stunned that this pile o' shite reached 2 pages.

You know that echoes my thoughts about most of the threads lately!
Nice to see you back, love to other half too, think I'll f*ck off again for a while again. :sleeping:

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16 Oct 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
phuckers, it was the comment by novice about not believeing this pile of shite had reached two pages that dawnie was talking about hunny.

:shock: :shock:
I ain't been here for yonks. confused

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16 Oct 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
well i suppose its cos winchy had a lot of friends in here Novice

So why the dramatic exit? (In the old days was called a flounce). rolleyes

Nah, a flounce was when they said they were going, then allowed themselves to be persuaded to stay. She's cancelled her account.
Nairy fuff, fb, she'll be back. wink

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16 Oct 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
well i suppose its cos winchy had a lot of friends in here Novice

So why the dramatic exit? (In the old days was called a flounce). rolleyes

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16 Oct 2008

I'm f*cking stunned that this pile o' shite reached 2 pages. confused

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12 May 2008

Quote by Saralou69
I think part of the problem of timewasters etc on this site is that all profiles are visible to everyone,so joe bloggs a non paying member can trawl around looking at everyone. But you would think paying members wouldn't be just playing games but as the membership is only i suspect there are many members on here who are not what they say they are and are just playing games/picture collecting its cheaper than buying a top shelf mags from the newagents
Sara

Hi Saralou
I can't do the double quote thingy (you've commented further down the thread).
Free members that have joined since becoming a paysite, can view profiles but
can't view any photos without subscribing.

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20 Apr 2008

noladreams is right. Winks arrive in your mailbox.

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15 Oct 2007

Sunlounger
2 folding chairs
2 sun umbrellas
2 masks/snorkels/flippers
lilo
machine for pumping up the lilo
some rubber/canvas shoe things for rough/rocky beaches
beach bag with suncream (2,8,10 and 30 spf),reading book, puzzler and bat and balls
jump leads incase the battery conks on us

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30 Mar 2007

Loved 'the who gives a shit' option. :mrgreen:
But voted for trimmed.

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2 Dec 2006

Fuck, trying to quote de sade. confused

Didn't frigging work.
But you're right, been using oil of olay for the last 30 years, I still look like a 48 year old.

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2 Dec 2006

Quote by de_sade
A meet will soon put any myths about age to bed and no matter what it says on the box Oil of Olay ain't that fuckin' good.

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16 Nov 2006

Quote by Mr_Thick_Load

so come on women have your say or cast your vote big cock or experienced tongue.
thanks

Am I still on Swinging Heaven? confused

Both at once is very nice. :grin: :grin:

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26 Sep 2006

Broken heart hurts like fuck, but it does get better.
Lonely heart just goes on............

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25 Aug 2006

what he said ^^^^

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9 Jun 2006

I actually popped in and said 'hello'. :scared: :scared:
Wasn't anyone in there that I knew, but, a very nice bunch of people in there. wave

:cheers:

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2 May 2006

I've got tits like roof tiler's nail bags and a bucket fanny.
I always get asked for a second meet.
So..........no complaints about my assets. innocent

:whistling:

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2 May 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Someone please explain whats the point ......

In my case, I'm having a major confidence crisis at the moment.
I'm not looking for anything at the moment, but it's nice to keep up with all the members
I've already met. cool

Thats a shame........ I confess to having a look for your ad based on your avitar lol.. shallow me Ohh yes lol... Nice avitar though xxx
Mike xx
redface

ops: :oops: busted wink

Who Me??? :oops: :oops: :oops:
Nah, me................
I'm one of them timewasters with two year old pics. lol

:lol: :lol:
Sorry folks, for the quotes in quotes. :oops:

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2 May 2006

Quote by melons45
Someone please explain whats the point ......

In my case, I'm having a major confidence crisis at the moment.
I'm not looking for anything at the moment, but it's nice to keep up with all the members
I've already met. cool

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6 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
As I,m walking alone at the moment i think
"Solitaire"
by Niel Sedarka comes to mind

:therethere: :therethere:

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15 Mar 2006

Quote by AndyS-NE
I'll let the week day crew have a look then let it die!!

Night shift might just be logging in? dunno

:dunno:
Oh to be single and 20 years younger. :grin: :grin:

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4 Mar 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
what is a milf...call me naive lol

:shock:
As far as i know it means, mothers id'd like to fuck.

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by secksy_cpl
WE HATE IT
:x :x :x :x :x :x

I think 'delete account' is that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> confused

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by marktheminx
Oh boy my fave topic!
who'e does the bottom right belong too
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thought it was mine! redface

Then I scrowled back. :doh: :doh: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Oh well....
Could be worse at 41

Mike xx

has he got white bits?? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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22 Feb 2006

How about giving single guys a break? rolleyes

We only ever meet singles, and I'm very impressed about how many turn up. :happy: :happy:
We've never been stood up. :shock:
Or is that more to do with chatting online and getting to 'know' someone first? dunno

:dunno:

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by steveg_nw
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Couldn't possibly comment on which way I voted!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Did I just see a new bum pic? ...... that's not the one you posed for at the Yorks munch is it you naughty girl! lol

Steve
That's very true. redface

But if you lived here your bum wouldn't be out either. confused

It's a bit parky over here. (Can't find a shivering in the freeze emotion) rolleyes

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