no i'm not going to argue.
ding - time's up, that'll be £5 please.
did you want a 5 minute fight or the full half hour?
so less of a munch and more of a feast then :lickface:
looks like people really enjoyed themselves.
so come on - anyone tried this... ? (err.. not us)
Looks scary! :eeek:
usual disclaimer - we've nowt to do with this company or product!
That is one heck of a thong!
northeastcoupleuk hard to believe whoever wrote what you quote is representative of the big posters on this site. you've every right to feel :crazy:
swinging is as swinging does! :rascal:
I don't know NTL bb, and if it is always on it shouldn't suffer from the modem auto-disconnecting, however if it is ADSL then the modem may be set to auto-switch off after 30 mins inactivity. One more thing to rule out at least. Good luck.
Hi Denisebabe - room for two more newbies pls?
you don't say if you both cuddle and be generally close in other respects - happy holding hands, peck on the cheek, drop an i love you, you're gorgeous et al here and there. it all helps, and if that ain't hapening, well, fix that 1st?
Talk and you've a chance she'll talk with you. Wallow in it and she may remain blissfully unaware, but you will be tearing yourself apart.
If you want to keep your relationship then you are probably going to have to move very far in her direction (over a long time) before she begins to move in yours. And don't jump on the first opportunity presented and make the mistake of thinking "ah, everything's alright again - weh-hay!" 'cause it'll probably take as much time as you've already spent to get to the next time.
However, if you've no other reason to be with her then don't stay together on the hope that it'll get better. Hope & blind faith has landed many a good person in the wrong place with no chance of going back. After all, you can't relive the joys of even this morning let alone last year.
So talk it over, you've nothing to lose and everything to gain. If the relationship fails because of it you will have leanrnt to be more honest with yourself and others.
Good luck, and let us know how it turns out?
"Just one more waffer thin mint?"
Waiter "And how does sir feel?"
Creosote "Better"
<pause>
Creosote "Better get a bucket"
Why do they always advertise psychic fairs?
Thanks Rainbows. Will see if we can be good enought to be invited to the Munch then work up the munchies enough to go!
Not a nice place to have a rash at all.
How does Fuller's earth work?
Question
My baby is ten months old and is teething. She had quite a sore bum, I used Sudocream and left the nappy off at times, but it wasn't doing any good. I went to my pharmacist and she sold me a packet of fullers earth powder and said just to sprinkle it on. It worked marvelously but I would like to know how it works as there is no instructions on the packet. And why haven't I read about fullers earth before?
Answer
I have been trying to find more information for you - with little success I'm sorry to say. Fuller's earth is one of those 'natural' remedies I've heard of but never used or recommended myself. It's been around for many years and can be obtained as a powder or in a cream form. It is known to be a highly absorbent substance and I suspect it's this property that helped it to clear up your baby’s nappy rash so effectively. Simple nappy rash is caused by chemicals in urine and faeces irritating the skin they come into contact with. If you sprinkled the Fuller's earth directly onto your baby's bottom then it would have absorbed some of the urine and faeces she produced, thereby reducing any chemical irritation of the skin and so allowing the nappy rash to improve.
I suspect the reason you've never heard of Fuller's earth before is that the company who produce it gave up advertising the product years ago, but if you’ve found it works so well you should spread the word to all your friends with babies!
Yours sincerely
The NetDoctor Medical Team
(not affliiated to me - but you can still tell me, I'm not a doctor :-)
It may not be to hand, but if you can get hold of some Fullers Earth cream that should calm things down a bit. Failing that, tried a bag of frozen peas?
Wow, thanks for the helpful and respectful replies. Much appreciated. Not sure we're ready for the strip off and double g&Ts right yet tho!'
This seems like a good bunch of people here one the whole so will follow advice, hang out here and see what happens!
The club reviews all seem to end about mid last year - any reason other than the obvious? The private parties however, well again, not sure we're ready just yet.
Incidently this site came up as #1 when searching for info on channel 5's Swingers programme that was on last night. Read the thread (http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/18649.html) and its interesting to read some of the truth beind the scenes and scene.
Cheers,
arky of Sparky.
and done it justice rogerthedragon.
heard KISS100 play an almost uncensored version once late one night after which the dj was obviously taken aback and asked "what the world was coming to".
arky.
While I've always had a soft spot for women who swear like troupers, using the word cunt on its own has never appealed to me as its connotation is so bad and abusive.
However "daft cunt" amongst bloke is almost a term of endearment.
So we come to "front-bottom". We use that term with our young daughter (tho use technically correct terms when dealing with specific bits & bobs), some friends use vagina as a generic term however that's just as befuddled.) I dislike it intensely however it serves a purpose.
Do the better travelled members here know of any culture where there is a socially acceptable term for the front-bottom?
arky of Sparky.
Have you had a sexy music song title thread? Examples:
Lick my neck
I'm horny
&c...
If that's all too obvious, how about:
Venus in furs (shiny shiny shiny boots of leather, whiplash girlchild etc...)?
arky of Sparky.
Hi!
Probably a major re-post so apols in advance - pls direct to well worn thread if available?
We'd like to visit somewhere like a pub/club where can have pretty much a normal evening, meet some new people, flirt and possibly it could lead to something more adventurous, possibly not.
Any advice from other new to scenes/regulars?
Sparks.
and i thought it was an offer (or instruction)!
Hope we get the chance to meet up and get some sparks flying.