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As a frequent visitor to Orlando , and having stayed in many different hotels , can you tell us which one ?
I use to be proud to admit i was once a Royalist . Since Dianas death those feelings have turned towards utter contempt for everything the Royal Family stands for . Conspiracy theories , facts , whatever . There 'were 3 in that marraige ' and in hindsight Charles and Diana never stood a chance .
We will never forget Diana.
Do mine 'out every 4 days . Finish them off with a liberal amount of baby oil to keep them nice and smooth smile
Had to have mine shaved for my v op. After a tinge of embarrssment in the male changing rooms i love the look . It does appear to make everything bigger . Oral sex has an added dimension as S loves 'balling' me . Won't let her shave me as i do it with a Mach 3 razor . In fact when the words ' Have you shaved Today ? ' are spoken i know it's time for bed . lol
Before we were married we 'd had a 'meet the parents evening' and had all enjoyed a pleasent meal in town . It was arranged that we'd all meet back at home for drinkies to finish the evening off . We were in seperate cars and we drove off in front . Commenting the evening and gone well and S feeling particulary randy whips my cock out and proceeds to give one of the most energetic blow jobs ever biggrin . Bearing in mind both sets of parents were in the car behind us they caught us up at the traffic lights . The headlights filled the car as Saras head bobbed up and down . Anyway this continued all the way home , Sara easing off as i was about to come as she wanted f***ing later . We all pulled up at home together and as both cars emptied i was left trying to get a bone hard errection back into tight jeans redface . It was the 80's.
For me it used to be the ex-newsreader Jan Leeming and for S it's the ever increasing Eammon Holmes .
The reason i had to share it Polo was out of nothing more than sheer frustration wink
Kids away for the night. The house to ourselves and guess what , the painters have turned up 3 days early :cry: . B***ocks !!
How do you overcome the 'plateau' ? . Don't think we can eat much healthier and not enough free time to do any more excersise . Any ideas on how to tweak our diets ?
LIve on iced water and Muller lite yoghurt at the moment . The new Apple Pie is a particular favourite biggrin . Put my pedometer on each day and manage 10000 steps . I reckon thats nearly 5 miles with my stride . In the last couple of weeks i've lost 3 lb. Expected more and feel a little disappointed sad
Well in to the 10th week and i can honestly say we've stuck to our diets religously , well apart from a 5 day mini-break away . Saras lost 8l and i've lost 15lb . The trouble is the rate of weight loss has now slowed to almost nothing each week . We havn't altered our diet in any way , just plateaued out as you apparently do . I can understand this with Sara as she has not much more to lose . But me , i'd like to lose another stone . Any ideas on how to kick start the weight loss again ?
Stilli ashamed of ours , c'mon everybody they can't be any worse .
Been to the gym again this morning and had no enthusaism , it's gonna be a long week.
Using the pedometer has turned out to be quite novel . Records steps ,calories burned , distance travelled , and a 'nice' lady with a computerized Amercian accent talks to you !! . Scared the living daylights out of me the first time i heard her . It's also a FM radio , all for from Woolworth . Not bad value.
Anyway , i'd like to revise my 'declaration' from last week . Two visits to the oestopath have left we 60 ponds lighter . I've lost another 30 pounds this morning , and due to lose some more on Friday . There will be nothing left by the end of the week !! biggrin . Do feel a little better though smile .
Trapped a nerve in my back last week and as a result did no excercise at all , hence no weight loss this week .
We bought ourselves pedometers , which have proved a great incentive . Trying to do the recommended 10,000 steps a day is bloody hard work ( I reckon it equates to about 5 miles a day) . Still , we both feel better for the weight loss , and as long as no weight goes back on we can stay motivated.
A 1979 football shirt . Can't even pull it down over my shoulders .
The Swinging Heaven would like to see the 'offending' picture and then , and only then will decide if the apology will be accepted . lol
Well , 4 days in and i feel a lot better . Been eating properly , cornflakes , skimmed milk for brekkie . Lunch consists of a bagel , with a smidin of low fat cottage cheese . Banna & apple and if i'm really (really) hungry a yoghurt . Evening meal is something (?) with plenty of veggies . I've drunk the recommended mimimum of 2 litres of water a day . Been to the gym 3 times , walked the dogs and down to the village shop , a round trip of 2 miles and still can't manage to do 10,000 steps a day on my pedometer .
How's everyone else doing ?
Showing my age here , but........................Frank Carson . So stupid he's funny . We saw him do a one man show last year . His manager had to virtually drag him off stage , as he'd done about 3 hours and with no sign of finishing they wanted to close the theatre for the night .
Teccie help please . Couldn't connect 1st thing ,and had to return to my Control Panel to set my default connection up again . However , i noticed a serva SIXA as an option to connect to . Never noticed it before , has it been there all along ? or am i a victim of something ?
Thanks in advance.
Pm sent musketeer , Thanks for sorting this out .
We've just weighed ourselves , both absoultley disgusted sad . Just off to console ourselves with , biccies , milky coffee , couple pkts of crisps , cheese rolls and choccie cake ....................................oh forgot , that's not the idea
Before Christmas seems a very log time ago , and Half a stone heavier ( i not exaggerate) i can't wait to for the Swinging Heaven Fat Club to start . Feel bloody awful . l and dread going back to work , and having to do something. sad
Someone please remind me of the Diet thread.
We have two words (expressions) , From me it is ' jizz' (love the word ) and from S , it is her 'love juice' . And very nice it tastes too ! smile
Well , I know where to recycle my paper, glass , etc and at this time of the year my Xmas Cards and Tree. But what about vibrators ? . S's 'prezzie' has left her old one redundant and don't want to give the binmen a shock wink
And not after mad passionate love ...........i love you.
Off to work shortly , with a little smirk on my face and feeling pretty good with life . Todays gonna be a good day .
Last night during 'playtime' 'S' gasped '' Ooooo , your'e big tonight'' . Was a genuine off the cuff comment . Did wonders for my performance and gives me a lovely memory to carry around with all day . biggrin
There's already one in West London , i think it's just off the Kings Rd . Goes by the name of CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB , allegedgly. lol
Out of the two finalists G4 , were something different . How many male solo singers are there around ? . The show degenerated into the Simon and Sharon Show , which i think was the whole point anyway. imo
Couldn't stand X Factor . Got my Saturday evening kicks watching Jill Hafpenny on 'Come Dancing' . Real talent and XXX Factor smile