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Yes I am a man (I am a bit dyslexic so it was amn rather than man!!!!) Are you horney now? I am Reply now and I am up for it
Steve blast
I am feeling horny and would like some fun. I am flexible and fun and 40 and love dancing and my tongue is wet and willing, :twisted: so why not reply and we will see what happens? passionkiss
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im up for it, if your clean and available when i am.
x femxxx
I am clean, excited and will ready a a moments notice (now there is a surprise!) :high-smile:
quote]I have come across many circumcised men with reduced sensitivity who were unable to come, not just via BJs but through handjobs too.
Thats me- so I need someone with patience. I asked my lady to keep trying for a couple of hours but she said no- weighbours was on soon. I suggested that if she got some of her friends around, perhaps she could share the job with them- I was only being considerate. "NO" sad
Hi :swingingchair: I would like to combine 2 threads:
Given up smoking and looking forward to great erections: rotflmao
I now own the best rabbit and all of a sudden my. smackbottom
I now have nookie up to and including 21 times a week- my lady has discovered orgasims she did not know existed and is very sexual. drinkies
So my question is "Why do I still want us to meet up with other swinging couples"?
Is it for more sex? For fun? 'Cause I am pond life? OR.......
Now I am getting rather good at bringing happiness to others, I want to do just that, actually, a very unselfish act- for the wellbeing of the fairer sex :rose:
Well I guess the balls being tickled would be nice- is the an airport near you- long way from cornwall!! :high-smile:
I have never come with a blow job and I am in my 40's sad it would make me very biggrin if some kind person would be so :inlove: and i would be so drinkies
can meet most anywhere around here most of the time
"A single woman walks past the fridge to see what is in the bedroom but a married woman walks past the bedroom to see what is in the fridge"
Maybe it is your lack of attention, loving and respect that is having the effect.
I suspect that if your wife starts to lose weight and dress up it wont be for you- maybe she also will have placed an ad on here!!
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Naaa my "Jolly Rodger" has a mind of its own lol

I have to agree- my mind might say "nah" or"yuck", but I have the feeling that the little man would just carry on regardless
Update: She has got hornier than .... and wants more BUT the clit cannot handle too much pleasure. As others have said "after a while the clit becomes unable to feel anything" it looses its sensitivity. The solution is to have lots of fresh batteries and run at full speed- seams to work fine then!!!
The one thing this rabbit has taught her is how to realy enjoy her sex and how to come again and again with or without the toys.
Well that is much appreciated AND I could feel the hugs down here, and I felt warm and cared for. Thanks X rotflmao
I have given up smoking for a month, and my cock has become thicker and swollen when aroused and the sex is more satisfying. Just wondered, when you girls have given up smoking, has your clit become more swollen and capable of greater arousal and the sex is better???
biggrin Well for those of you who are following this thread with interest !!! and for those of you looking for some good reason to give up smoking other than good health reasons I would like to share the following. My cock may not be longer but it is definately thicker, totally willing to rise to any occasions with the least provocation and seems quite keen to keep rising..
I would recommend this to the house of fun
Well it took a bit to get it right- at first there was this sort of embaressing buzzy silence-- AND THEN-- well hit the mark-- she became this squirming, grunting sex animal. Each time there is not much happening untill I get it at the right angle, depth etc. Nearly have it off pat now.
I was not getting a lot of nookie, so, I went for a bit of lateral thinking. I bought the best "rabbit" I could find. The next time my girl came around I relaxed her with something nice too eat (FOOD THAT IS), glass of wine, lay her down by our real fire and then introduced her to MINDBLOWING ORGASIMS!!! My god is she a happy girl. Now she wants to be a happy girl often- now I am a happy boy(well boyISH).
Think laterally to find a horizontal solution.
By the by, she does not intend to buy her own, this way she doesn't even have to hold it, charge it or keep it well oiled. rotflmao
Three weeks on and the changes are noticeable. Sex drive is up especially in the morning, I am calmer all the time, sleep better- in fact need about 1 1/2 hours more a night, now I just want to see the old boy standing out like a tree in a meadow bursting with the fruit of life. Another side effect is I am turning a bit lyrical.
Just a curiosity here, but does the cum of a smoker taste diferent to a non smoker??
have too use it more,bodys not a machine need to build up muscles that aint been used much,get pumping to get blood flowing to right places, better still get some one to do it for you

You could be onto something!! 2 weeks on, the drive is coming back, almoast a semi all the time- just need a little extra help- anybody?? XXX
But sadly this has not been the case so far ( a couple of weeks without the weed). I thought that with the extra O2 wizzing about I would be looking down apon a mamoth erection at all times of the day- but NO- in fact a poorer showing than I am used to. Maybe I should put the patch on my cock and not on my arm!!!
I remember having sex with someone, and we both knew that the relationship was coming to an end when Depache Mode came on the radio playing "Tainted Love".....one of those moments. :upset:
I have a lesbian friend who i have fancied for 25 years. A month after we first met we ended up in bed........ she was so stressed and uncomfortable, we gave up with idea of sex and had a cuppa instead and a good laugh. 25 years later i would not have remembered the sex, but we are still good friends.
Joe
It's not that I MIND- it's just that I hear all the time how this, that and the other it is- I just want to know. what it's like. Maybe it is the same as when a woman has a really good sex life, but has always wondered what it is like to have huge orgasims?? I don't know.
I have a quite good sex life, but in the 32 years(!!!!!!) of this, i have never come when getting a blow job. Is this something to do with being cut? I read men are having foreskins fitted(HOW). Does it make any diference? blast
Joe
Sorry, i forgot, if there is someone out there..... xxx
:welcome:
I live down in cornwall and just wondered if there ane any others on here who sail- perhaps in this area who would like to get intouch to meet up especially when the weather improves- if ever!!!!
Joe
Thought I would just add my own experience to this. My wife does not want to swing but gives me enough freedom to have other partners- not with her approval as such but allows me to carry on by passive consent. What happens is I meet someone who wants a sexual relationship and I stay seeing that one person for a long time because
>>> I don’t want to hurt my wife by being promiscuous
>>>I don’t want to risk heath problems associated with many partners
>>>The sex gets better the more you know someone
The result is that if you are meeting someone, having great sex and getting to know them, a relationship will form.
The risk is getting hurt but that’s life. The most pleasant and exciting experiences seem to involve risk.
The reason for using Swinging Heaven is that this is the place where people will tell you want they want and their boundaries before you meet, thus reducing the need for misleading or being mislead.
Patience is needed as the regularity of "Woman seeks man for early morning hard and hot sex- have own handcuffs" are few and far between!!
“Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all” ????
Emotion always improves the sex for me- someone you like and makes you hot and has the added zing of being a relationship based on sex!!! Sizzle :twisted:
I also had a poor year last year BUT
>went to bed last year with my wife
>wokee up this year with a lover!
Hang in there- things will get better ;)
If you are near the tip of SW england perhaps i could pop around- could be you and your wife just need a bit of variety to spice things up! ;)