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Lizaleanrob
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 58
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Quote by nellie-mwgc
Never understood these goodbye posts.... If you don't like it, dont log on, don't renew your sub, don't moan about it.
I joined sh about 9yrs ago, and only recently returned after an 18month break.
I didn't post saying I was going, I didn't post saying hello I'm back....I just popped into the pool again n started chatting.
If you don't like it ...just go ..no ones gonna beg you to stay......just saying like

Everyone does things differently though, maybe they thought what they did was the best way for them smile
It also serves as good feedback for admin and the owners of the site wink
Quote by jools_fun
Decided to cancel our subscription on this site, no longer fun, and not really couple friendly.
So we bid you farewell and happy swinging.
Live long and prosper x

ours runs out very soon and after 8 years here i doubt we're gonna renew ours either
Quote by hornygirlanhim
Why do we have so many guys on here who want to chat and ask all the intimate details of your sex life then when it comes time to show real commitment ie send face pics disappear ? Are they all just sat at home masturbating and getting off talking dirty with no real intention to do anything. We chat to guys and try to be honest at all times and if the guy is not for us then we tell them, maybe causing slight offence but at least being honest in our preferences. Sorry rant over

Women pretending to be men it's becoming a real problem in chat rotflmao
This election appears to have seen ukip leap frog the Lib-dems into third place, they will almost definitely make up any coalition likely to be formed if an overall majority can't be reached.
is this really a good thing and surely they would force a referendum on Europe which could see us leave the EU
Quote by Toots
you might wanna read this

its half the population :eeek:

er... It's about 1/10th of the US Population?
see the dot gov and thought it was a uk thingy but 1/10th is still a lot
Quote by Toots
I am amazed that there are still people around who think JC shouldn't have been sacked for hitting someone at work !
Do people seriously think it is ok for one person to hit another person while at work or indeed anywhere ?
I can just imagine it at my workplace .... not !!!!!

Can't think that Cassius Clay would agree with you there...
To say nothing of the overpaid football players who think the pitch is a place to have a punch up ? Of all the 'assaults' carried out
on the pitch/tunnels/changing rooms/training ground all of which is the place of work for a player and how many of them have
lost their jobs over it? *cocks ear*.
mabe he should have bitten him
Quote by tyracer
i wouldnt be surprised if the other three are offered massive deals to ditch the bbc and move to where clarkson ends up.

i was reading something on-line yesterday about how different another show on another network would have to be from top gear, the BBC really has this show wrapped up so no stig type testing, no racing through different places in the world, no celeb time trials the list goes on! the format is truly is safe and secure for the BBC dunno
well thats the end of Clarkson as a top gear host
and i see toady even his gender is in question

:eeek::eeek:
Quote by Toots
LPG at 60p/litre, I cant see why any company would run diesel cars or vans dunno

It would go the same way as Diesel, become popular, up goes the price. At the same time as this Most company cars are used for what? 3yrs? 5 yrs? LPG conversion 2K? (decent one) I costed one/ had one for fitted for my pops, it wasn't cheap and he wont get his money back given the miles he does but he thinks cos he's paying less at the pump he's doing himself a favour.
In this link on 16,000 miles 3 years and you get your money back? (not accounting for the below links)
Also, why not to convert


I would still favour LPG, but increased popularity will eventually result in paying more at the pump to the point where like diesel it ends up becoming more expensive.
popycock
duel fuel is availible on most new vehicles, add the tax savings and at the moment its still half the price of diesel ??
if you think a 100k mile motor over 3 years doesn't save over a deisel then you been listening to JC with a twinkle in your eyes for too long
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Quote by minikat
Hehe dream on Kat!!
Trouble with this one/two, like most men I' m bad enough with one penis, with two to occupy? We' d be so carried away with the excitement of it they' d be going off all over the place!! You' d never get yer dreams fulfilled without tranquilising us first!!

oh i do that anyway - men are so scared of me i have to dart them at the first coffee lol
she's known as "chloroform kat" by most in her area bolt
Nope i was told from a good source it was Alex Morgan

i might start watching top gear if this is the case :rascal:
if your looking for twists then recent film called, predestination probably has some of the best you will ever watch
Quote by Toots
Over 900, 000 sigs, way to go JC

That only goes to prove you can never underestimate the power of stupid
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Quote by deancannock
If you are in any doubt about above comments by Mr Clarkson...please see telegraphs 60 sec clip.

are they really funny

he was right about Gordon Brown
Or
an employee who was already on a warning, attempted to strike/punch another employee! gross misconduct end of
its always very different when you remove names wink
Thatcher was a megalomaniac as was scargill neither one can blame the other for the downfall of the British coal industry, it was very much a joint venture between the two ego's
yes thatcher did break the unions and became the peoples champion to those not part of the unions, the UK people was fed up with strike after strike refuse,coal and blackouts had all plagued families in the 70's for too long,and people got irritated when held to ransom yet again by the unions
lets not forget she gave the people right to buy, then crippled families with 15% interest rates!! in fact she created the worst year of house repossessions since records began seconded by tony Blair in 2008
thatcher and the following governments made massive strides to pandering to the financial powerhouses while allowing our once great industries to sink into the abyss without another to take its place, however like the cotton mills of the early 1900's time needs to move on and industries change, what thatcher and successive leaders are really guilty of is not investing in our future with training and investment in future industries
Blair was probably the most self serving politician the country has ever seen with an estimated 75 million pound fortune, not bad for a self proclaimed socialist,
to argue and bicker about political leaders of the last 40 years can only be likened to which dog shit in the street smells the best
and like the dragon den says for that reason I'm out
food for thought:: great debaters on these forums never floundered from their point of view and often had the fact's at hand before they replied
staggers,neil in Leeds,kenty,and a few more would carry on from one subject to the next! to walk away from the forums because someone disagrees with you or questions your logic means your not ready for a debate
mids was good for forums but he was a dummy thrower rolleyes and quite often didn't research what he was debating so left himself wide open
Quote by Toots
As everyday citizens we've become immune to the heinous crime of murder, it positively saturates our lives, one only has to read the paper or grab the BBC Headlines to read it, Yuk! Why should we keep people incarcerated for decades? What really is the point?

It say's so much about the society that we now live in...... to be honest i no longer buy news papers and now watch little news because of the way we as so called civilised people have become
you are so spot on toots with the fact we are no longer outraged by this type of crime unless it directly effects our own lives
loved it
2000 peps over 3 servers in chat
forums was a place of fun and mischief but to be fair i learnt a lot out of the forum
Nil was an awesome fella in the forums as was staggers and a good match for any foe
some where just wums even some that seemed harmless at the time.
i became good pals with the likes of gnv and even had time for ol kenty who really was harmless, he attracted some good opposition at times
others battled their corners regardless and did this to the end
chat was a great place to be on a Fri, sat or Sunday, the banter was ruthless but all in good taste
stupid whispers could be exposed in open chat and became a real weapon to single fems who didn't want the unwanted attention
even woo hoo who called the bdsm room scary people every time he came in to check
socials where events not to be missed and if you did you had to read all about it in the forums or listen to the events relived in chat,
IMO it was a far better place than it is today
Quote by crisjane
Hi ,my wife is in the next few weeks is going to fuck a young black guy, with a ten inch dick. With my permission. As I want to see her happy and fullfill her fantasy, my only concern is after she's fucked him with a big dick like that, how do I please her as I'm only small 5inch, and will she still think of me in the same way. I no she loves me, any one with any comments,would be appreciated, chris

As it hasn't happened yet i wouldn't be so sure it is going to please her in a way the you think!
we meet a guy a couple of years ago with a large cock and although there was a lot of enjoyment at the time, ultimately it left Liza bruised inside and put her off large cocks for life.
swinging should be just sex and move on, questioning it means you either haven't discussed it properly or are not ready for it.
Quote by La_bella_donna
I think you're in the right place, but I have to admit I've just Googled SFD and I'm still none the wiser. dunno Care to elucidate?

Seasonal fuckless disorder = an awful predicament/disposition where après Christmas and new year, one forgets how to be sexy and or is sexy. Desire is at an all time low, and it's going to take time to dig ones self out of said hole.
It's much like SAD but without the harsh lights.
we have a cure for that!! we piss off boxing day somewhere really warm, nearly every year
sun sand and sex and more sex
the kids don't mind as long as we spend Xmas day here with them, be it in a restaurant or at one of theirs
i remember sitting in charlies cafe in Greenwich 20 years ago and in walked Gary and Martin Kemp they was filming the krays round the corner and as the cafe was full they asked to sit at my table to which i agreed.
i was busy stuffing my dinner and generally taking no notice when Gary introduced his-self and his-brother i introduced my self knowing full well who they was and continued to eat my dinner, 5 or so minutes later Gary said to me "do you know who we are" my reply was "yes your two blokes like me, you guys sing and make films and i fix cars" Martin burst out laughing and we became quite good friends that summer with few invites to clubs and shows.
Quote by jools_fun
what about having none whispering rooms ?
if its ok to have non directing (btw noone asked if that was ok or not?)
then surely having rooms where whispers are turned off is an ok request.
that way it keeps everyone happy.
personally for us we dont come on here much these days as chat seemes to have died on its arse, due in part to too many whispers, people getting snotty as soon as sex is mentioned and of course the dreaded cliques.
but we pay our money so entitled to our opinion.

its always been the case jools but getting worse due to the falling numbers.
it wasn't long ago we was all in the couples room with probably less than 10 of us talking which was frustrating, those of us that did talk suddenly became a clique.
we came on-line last night and opened a room which got no interest at all but then at 9 pm there was only 400 members in chat, 300 of those in the pool or the hubby watches room,
another site we are members of had 1500 members in chat last night but do have more dedicated rooms dunno
I don't know about now but some years back the ops used to visit the rooms under different names to catch certain abusers,
quite effective it was too wink
I had it easy! i had two older brothers(10 years older) who thought it was clever to hide their stash of grot mags in my bedroom, so from the age of about 8 i had quite a collection to flick through innocent
Quote by skinny
it would be pre page 3 era sunday papers. There would be a topless pic of diana dors, or one of her contemporaries, but it would have "banned" as a banner imposed upon the image. Funnily enough it was still more titillating than the swimwear pics. Mind you by 11 or 12 I was regularly playing touchy feely and bum patting games, in granny's back garden, with a neighbours daughter.

who's Diana Dors??.....bolt
1: Hung parliament
2: no change
3: Euro and Dollars
4: 95p Diesel
5: Russia deflects from it's own problems by leading a charge against Isis terrorism in bazaar show of irony
6:US, Israeli, English and Russian special forces join up to make an elite hit squad to take out strategic leaders in the war against terror, creating international outrage throughout Africa and the middle east.