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Rich_and_dee
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
UK

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im not allowed to cook biggrin
ever since Rich caught me boiling a prime piece of beef and his problem was ........... dunno
He muttered something about FFS what the hell are you doing rolleyes
Another time, i attempted to make cheese on toast and blew up the microwave lol
He cooks........i clean up
dee
Quote by Stormwalker
Dear God! it's like two slugs fighting in a bucket of snot. Bleck!

LMAO............such a way with words lol
dee
Quote by niceandgentle
Ah Bonedigger the memories! S&T were well good forumites as I recall, wonder how they're doing?

Ditto
dee
Being a room op, moderator.
Eye specialist.
Nurse in an NSU clinic.
Waste worker.
Teacher.
Chiropodist.
Taster in an animal food warehouse.
Brain surgeon.
Hell, now i know why ive stuck with the same job for 30 years lol
dee
my daughter and i have "mts" clothes..................
made to share smile
She does tend to buy a lot of accessories herself.
If she lends money from me then there is a 10% interest fee wink
Usually paid back by helping me around the house. {no such thing as a free lunch rotflmao }
dee
our fave shop is, dare i say Primark :)
Quote by keeno
All just peachy but what about the accessaries, boots, suspenders, cuffs. oooooooooooo just too much

you may get ya chance to wear them if a poll starts lol
dee
Quote by Hibernian
Simple really, they are a "pre-op" transgender female to male, but still have the female plumbing.
So the female is attracted to the "male", then discovers they aren't quite "male".

Thank god my post made some sense lol
Many thanks for all your replies.
dee
Quote by splendid_
I could be wrong, but I think it more appeals to the BDSM fraternity.

ahhh but I am part of their gang and I don't like it.
Ditto
dee
After reading through the posts on this subject, i hover towards yes {no matter how minor}
From when my daughter was as young as 3 years old {now 12} whenever you want to buy something from a shop ALWAYS hold it in a position where there is no mis-understanding as to whether or not she was intent on buying or stealing.
Teaching kids right from wrong should be easy.
{she recently went in a neighbours blue recycle bin and took newspapers for our pets bedding, neighbour spotted this, daughter legged it home, I promptly took her back to the neighour, and explained reason for incident. {who couldnt stop laughing at my daughter looking at me as if i was a loony cos the papers where being thrown out rolleyes }
The lesson was .......ask before ya take or ya have to be seen out with a loony mother lol
It was something minor but she understood my reasoning .......people think more of you by being honest than by legging it biggrin
dee
I might get a bit of a b*llocking
:shock:
You only have a bit?????????????
offers to help out and pay for a new name........
Lost_a_bit_of_bollocks
bolt
dee
Quote by miss-confused
I also enjoy face cams and having a laugh {i remember ages ago, in a room, a gang of us fems did a mexican wave flashing our boobs in turn on cam :shock: what a sodding nightmare it was trying to get us to wave in sequence}
The whole room was in hysterics at us rotflmao
dee

OMG i remember this, we did it a few times and was peeing laughing redface lol :lol: xxj
:lol:
Glad ya remembered. do you remember Rich with his choking chicken.
Hope ya okay hun.
love dee
p.s. i didnt mention any names just in case it upset anyone, see i can be clever at times wink
lucky forum....... wink
I was logged into the forum, went off to make a bacon butty, came back and i was logged off sad
and the bacon butty wasnt too great either.
dee
Quote by Lost
What sort of cam style do you like to watch?
I prefer the clothed face cams myself especially if its a person who is happy and chatty awith great great facial language. If I do ever watch a sex cam then for me its got to be a single fem close-up wan*ing without toys. Anyone else want to share preferences?

wave To Mr Lost.
Damn and there was lil ol me...........naked, bed full of me fave toys and the whole of british army in me bedroom..........cam poised all ready to put cam on in the room for you nutters {:bs: more like lol }
I also enjoy face cams and having a laugh {i remember ages ago, in a room, a gang of us fems did a mexican wave flashing our boobs in turn on cam :shock: what a sodding nightmare it was trying to get us to wave in sequence}
The whole room was in hysterics at us rotflmao
I have been known to watch the occasional single fem, who just so happens to be sort of naked'ish on cam innocent {only cos im re sitting the human biology exam i failed 30 years ago wink
Say hiya to Mrs Lost for me.
be good, play nice :angel:
dee
1st of all, i hope Hibernian doesnt mind me using his name and post.
He recently conducted a poll.......Transexual with a cock, would you? If they looked fem?
This got me thinking {i do this occasionally ya know }
If a non bi-sexual woman {unknowingly at 1st} met a transexual female and they looked convincing as a male but had female bits.......would the non bi-sexual female still be interested?
This post is not designed to be any sort of a poill.
Thanks, dee
Quote by venus68
I just got this from a fellow member of sh...
you dont appeal to me but if you want a cheap fuck and want to be treated like a slut just spunk up you and leave drop us a line dont mind shagging sluts

I thought it might be a good idea to put it to some use as a 'how not to do it' example.
For some reason I decided to decline.
Has anyone else received messages like this one that they would like to share in order to improve the quality of messages sent?
Heres one....
r u up for it phonesex that is lol??.
Obviously read the book "how to gain friends and influence people to desire you" rolleyes
Some folk think if they ask a thousand people the same Q..............someone has gotta say yes
lol
The "How not to do it" is very popular in chatrooms.
Usually reflected at Rich if im on cam. They cant figure why Rich usually types instead of groping me on cam or telling me what to do and how to masturbate.
Hell, ive practised masturbation for years and dont need a lesson
rotflmao
At the end of the day, there are all sorts of peeps and chat up lines, online and real life.
Laugh at the funny ones, chat to genuine ones and any others just pretend they aint there smile
dee
Quote by venus68
I just got this from a fellow member of sh...
you dont appeal to me but if you want a cheap fuck and want to be treated like a slut just spunk up you and leave drop us a line dont mind shagging sluts

I thought it might be a good idea to put it to some use as a 'how not to do it' example.
For some reason I decided to decline.
Has anyone else received messages like this one that they would like to share in order to improve the quality of messages sent?
Obviously read the book "how to gain friends and influence people to desire you" rolleyes
Some folk think if they ask a thousand people the same Q..............someone has gotta say yes
lol
The "How not to do it" is very popular in chatrooms.
Usually reflected at Rich if im on cam. They cant figure why Rich usually types instead of groping me on cam or telling me what to do and how to masturbate.
Hell, ive practised masturbation for years and dont need a lesson
rotflmao
At the end of the day, there are all sorts of peeps and chat up lines, online and real life.
Laugh at the funny ones, chat to genuine ones and any others just pretend they aint there smile
dee
LMAO at "armpit farts"
Rich and i were having a steamy session, when his phone rang. To keep me "on the boil" so to speak, i carried on playing with a toy. After a few minutes, i realised Rich had let his mate hear me happily buzzing away. redface
Now his mates wisecrack about national grid dimming, cost of electricity and how they suffer from tinnutis.
I was soooooooo not amused rolleyes
dee
I progressed from David Cassidy to David Essex.
Now I would be more than happy to back Robbie {sex on legs} Williams sillyhwoar:
dee
Quote by Sarah
Hello, can any couple or females please tell me, is the sight of nearly ever man on the chat room cams wanking, a turn on at all? or would i be right in thinking seeing someones face and chatting is more of a turn on?

Does nothing for me.
ditto
dee
Quote by Lost
I would like to be dressed as a medieval torturer in a really hot room lit by burning torches with various women from blindfolded forum women all around me one tied to a St Andrews cross waiting to be whipped another on a rack with me using a purple wand over them another suspended from ropes from a beam with me using a flogger on them another knelt hands and head in stocks. And lastly one tied with spreader bars arms and feet on the floor waiting for me to use hot wax on them. Oh Joy
The second of these fantasies is too then bring slave males in to the above scenario to fuck the living daylights out of the women there on my direction biggrin
Oh god oh god oh god. Tjis would be all my Christmases and Birthdays in one cool

careful what ya wish for Mr Lost
dee
Quote by Lost
I just crave chocolate
Pass me a Milky Bar or Toblerone somebody quick!!!!! biggrin

You only crave chocolate at that time :shock:
I crave chocolate 24/7
The "salad box" in our fridge only contains chocolate.
Sometimes I wake in the night and have to have a "choccy fix"
Rich has even fed it to me when im asleep lol
{truth honest smile }
I havent had PMT for a couple of years........I sure as hell dont miss the huge zits I used to get.
dee

Have you ever wondered why you haven't? rotflmao
Its either a very long pregnancy :lol:
or do ya mean me zits
dee
Quote by Misskitty_2008
I just crave chocolate
Pass me a Milky Bar or Toblerone somebody quick!!!!! biggrin

You only crave chocolate at that time :shock:
I crave chocolate 24/7
The "salad box" in our fridge only contains chocolate.
Sometimes I wake in the night and have to have a "choccy fix"
Rich has even fed it to me when im asleep lol
{truth honest smile }
I havent had PMT for a couple of years........I sure as hell dont miss the huge zits I used to get.
dee
Quote by anais

i typed in google "angel dee"

see told ya............ner ner lol
dee

An I bet ya halo is rolling down the M1 :giggle:
bloody hell............i wondered where it went :shock:
Must be on its way to you :lol:
Quote by Lost
I'm not a lesbian however much I might want to be :sad:

rotflmao
my choice is sandra bullock sillyhwoar:
dee
Quote by anais

Just had a strange experience... only me in a room and someone on cam for a few seconds - spookyyyyyyy!! :lol2:

You weren't alone... I was stood behind you :-)
Nice bum btw xxx
Bum? Bum??? That's my cleavage!!! confused :? :? :? :?
:giggle:
Quote by willing2try_4

Just had a strange experience... only me in a room and someone on cam for a few seconds - spookyyyyyyy!! :lol2:

now thats the last time i leave you in charge of the cauldron for the night, have you been sniffing it again flower? rolleyes
Too many newts I think and not enough salt Petal!! :? :?
I missed you, where ya been kiss
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Wasnt me on cam...........honest :angel:
dee

Angel my foot :giggle:
i typed in google "angel dee"

see told ya............ner ner lol
dee
Quote by anais
think the whole server playing up

Yeah seems to be... just a case of being patient while admin sorts it out now :smile:
Just had a strange experience... only me in a room and someone on cam for a few seconds - spookyyyyyyy!! :lol2:
Wasnt me on cam...........honest :angel:
dee