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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
UK

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't you want me baby, don't you want me? whoooaoaaoooo :karaoke:
You can take your "maturity" and shove it right up yer arse :moon: flipa
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You may laugh Missy but at least it taught me something ...Not to get dressed and prepped up, without checking out the confirmation e-mails first. sitting here best bib n tucker, Calvin Klein dripping from ever inch of skin(thats a lot of CK BTW) for a meet Bugger!

wink

Never realised you were that way inclined, oh lost one.
My naff thing is so very, very naff that it would appear to have been wiped from Google Images...
Grolsch bottle tops on trainers.
Anyone know his sister, Eileen?
And am I the only on who thinks "bukkake" when I hear that song? dunno
Profile is fine- in fact, I'd go so far as saying good. I would if I wasn't a lard arse- high praise indeed coming from me. wink
Don't give up on the chatrooms. I don't venture in there anymore, but after having put on something of a show one night, I was drawn to someone in there who was polite, respectful and amusing. He was a single guy, had only just joined, and within a couple of days I'd driven through the snow to his flat & banged his brains out- just on the strength of a bit of chatroom banter. It can happen. :thumbup:
Stick around, lose the time frame, relax, and be yourself. Good luck.
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Splendid.
Whose support is more valuable than that of my favourite shock absorber brazier.

that's a compliment right?
Don't be daft. Me? Be nice to you? Only to celebrate the Devils first day to work on ice skates. wink
Splendid.
Whose support is more valuable than that of my favourite shock absorber brazier.
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Yes.

would that include an HIV+ male?
of course, even men are people. That was your original question wasn't it? ( I am on my I- phone so am unable to see the whole thing now I am typing)
rotflmao
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That wasn't part of the original budget Witchy. She cheated and cut my budget to cover it. Pah.

Well it was good cheating. lol
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Worlass and I spent what we could afford. We had a budget, spreadsheets and allocations for each area of responsibility. It was private, intimate and the 'engagement' party was where people found out that we had saved them all a fortune in presents and outfits by being so private. It triggered off a couple of similar style ceremonies, and we loved every single second.
I couldn't be happier and along with the memories of the day I have the good fortune to have a beautiful civil partner who is often more than civil. I also have a future with a massive pension that I acquired by signing my name on a piece of paper next to hers.

Whatever is spent is down to the people and, I won't judge or be judged on the amount of zeros in the total.

lol
In edit..
I'm still in love with your wedding transport. It rocked. :thumbup:
Anyone fancy a sing-song? :karaoke:
AEROSMITH lyrics - Hole In My Sole
I'm down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no man's land
(The punishment sometimes don't seem to fit the crime)
Yeah there's a hole in my sole
But one thing I've learned
For every love letter written
There's another one burned
(So you tell me how it's gonna be this time)
Is it over
Is it over
'Cause I'm blowin' out the flame
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns the knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find there's nothing there girl
Yeah I swear, I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause
There's a hole in my sole that's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows (Imagine that- epilating foot pubes!)
There's a hole in my sole, yeah I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
I'm as dry as a seven year drought
I got dust for tears
And I'm all tapped out
(Sometimes I feel broke and can't get fixed)
I know there's been all kinds of shoes underneath your bed
Now I sleep with my boots on but you're still in my head
(And something tells me this time I'm down to my last licks)
'Cause if it's over
Then it's over
And it's driving me insane
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns the knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there girl yeah I swear
I'm telling you girl, yeah,
'Cause there's a hole in my sole
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a hole in my sole
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn (small prick, eh?)
Without a rose
Is it over
Yeah it's over
And I'm blowin' out the flame
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns the knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there girl yeah I swear
I'm telling you girl, yeah,
'Cause there's a hole in my sole
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a hole in my sole
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn
Without a rose
:karaoke:
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Finding out my younger sister is gonna be a NAN :giggle:

Bloody hell...
but then "great aunt Boney" sounds pretty old too...
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We were talking about our wedding last night as it happened...if we did it all again, we'd do it differently, but not spend anymore. We spent somewhere in the region of £36ish quid on registry office fees...MIL bought my "outfit" and the rings- long since consigned to a drawer (I don't 'do' jewelery.) Sister in law made a few sarnies and a cake. Less than £100 quid was spent I reckon, all in.
It was a naff day, because most of the people there didn't want to be...and that's why we'd like to do it again. But this time it would be a celebration of what we've achieved over the last 20 years, the family we've nurtured- and the friends we've made.
We finally had our honeymoon last year. lol
All in all, an excuse for one almighty pi** up. wink
Yeah Boney...how did you find that? Come on, fess up. Don't pussy-foot around...
I'm in a silly mood, can you tell?
Does that make it...
I need a build up....
you'll like this one...
wait for it....
drumroll...........
a foot muff? lol
Badum-tish
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I saw the lovely and gorgeous Dawn Porter in this programme and have to agree it looked so sensual and sexy. Not sure where you guys are thinking about organising it but would love to give it a go, although despite being strangers to you all who've posted somehow think we may have slight nervous giggles in between mind blowing tingles of excitement.

Willkommen, Bienvenue, :welcome: