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devil_in_part
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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Sexlightened
You won't need a rabbit the vibrations are so strong they'll go all the way through you.... so I'm told..
Sexlightened
haha. hadn't noticed my avatar. That's been there for quite some time... Not Mrs Devil though lol
Sexlightened
Good evening.
devil_in_part here, just saying hi to anyone that might want to say hi back.
Used to come on here a long time ago and had a number of meets with some fantastic people.
Recently split up with Mrs Devil - worse luck. So, now I'm even less of a devil, but on the lookout for a bit of horny fun at some point. Am I ready for it? who knows, but one can only try and see.
Hope everyone is well and the place is still spick and span.
Rob.
Sexlightened
Quote by xxdevil69
erm.... I've been told by (1) that its my smile, and I've been told by (many) that its my tits!! Personally I'd like to think it was my brain and my personality. lol

She has the most beautiful eyes that could melt the heart
A contagious smile that can shine in the darkest place
A gorgeous body, and that's just the start
This girl's so perfect - she needs no saving grace
Oh yeah and she's got brains and a great personality too biggrin
I've got a great arse by the way :P
Sorry, late at night and I was feeling a bit soppy....
Sexlightened
Quote by YouAintSeenMeRite
Woo Hoo !!! ((( TM Missy 2004 )))
:bounce: Congrats on 1000 posts!!!! :bounce:
so xxdevil69 is officially a Goddess! well we knew that anyways, but least it's now official! ;)
see you saturday! and can you believe i hit my 50th post today? get that! :lol2:
neil x x x ;)

Double celebration then hun!!! Keep going and you'll be hitting 100 before u know it! lol
Sexlightened
20... 21... 22...????? is this sesame street?
(sorry been a long day and I need to let off steam. :P
Sexlightened
Quote by xxdevil69
I don't fit into the criteria... being only 22!!!! Although my mum's just turned 40 :shock:

****HIJACK****
mmm... there's a thought... mother and daughter.... :twisted: :twisted:
****HIJACK OVER****
Good luck curlee, hope you find what you're looking for smile
Sexlightened
Your ass is 19???? I'm getting totally confuddled now.... confused :shock: :? I thought we were talking about xxdevil69's ass?
Sexlightened
Quote by AndyS-NE
right. I'm totally confused.... Let me get this straight... you want to chat to her arse????? confused :? :?

To be fair i can think of worse things to do with my time!!! redface
God spoilt a good bum when he put teeth in it with her.... lol
er.... would you like a cup of tea making for you darling? I could even bring you some biscuits if you like... bolt
Sexlightened
right. I'm totally confused.... Let me get this straight... you want to chat to her arse????? confused :? :?
Sexlightened
ooo..... what to choose... what to choose..... Think I should go and have a 'feel' test just so that I am well informed of which is the best one.
.... actually I'm not telling you what I choose, just cos that'll wind you up and that's the kind of mood I'm in :P
Sexlightened
In the light of day you can never tell, but as the sun lowers in the sky and its hazy beams are slowly dispersed by the ensuing darkness you just feel its there. The dreaded sensation you get when walking down the dark alley way on the way home in the dead of the night, completely irrational, but overwhelming in its force. You've walked the same route a hundred times before, but never once can you escape this feeling. You know you're going to be safe, but you can't run away from the nagging.
You can see the light of the street at the end of the horrific tunnel of darkness. Your breath! You can see your own breath, but its not cold out... You hear a noise from the alley way. Somewhere behind you. You turn your head quickly to look around and then turn back slowly with a slight, yet relieved, upturn in your mouth. Cats. Downtrodden, neglected, unwanted alley cats. No matter, you still pick up the pace, almost a canter as you see the light growing larger in front of you.
Finally, as you reach the end of the alley way and turn into the relative safety of the weary, orange light, you let yourself breathe a long, heavy sigh. You knew it was fine, but you still couldn't escape the feeling. You put the key in your front door and turn it hastily.
You're fine. You home. You're safe. You light the fire and and draw the curtains. Soon, you're sat in front of the hot glowing fire, relaxing, not a care in the world...
Your Breath! You can still see your own breath! It must be at least 80 degrees in here, but you can still see you own breath!
"Do you think this sucker saw us coming?"
"I don't give a flying f..."
"It don't feel right, y'know, sneaking up on 'im in an alley."
"Just get the f***in' money and lets get outa here. This place give me the f***in' creeps."
"Whadd'ya s'ppose he was thinking of?"
"How the f*** would I know? The f***ing light at the end of the tunnel for all I care! Now, let's get the f*** outa here!!!"
Sexlightened
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Just to add my thoughts !!!!
....and sorry to kjill everyone's link by making them download so many emoticons at once, but I don't care!!! I'm way too happy !!!!!
Sexlightened
Judging by the way this seems to be going its going to be nurses and nurses... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sexlightened
Quote by xxdevil69
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Definately Blue.. I'd recommend it to anyone!!!!!!!

OI !!! What have you been up to whilst I was out earlier??!!!???? mad :x
I heard that his cock has different settings for added pleasure...
Sexlightened
We are willing to suffer your body whilst your argument is sorted out Satin. Although please don't make a habit out of it as its a terrible inconvenience as I'm sure you're aware... :P :P :P
Sexlightened
33% Gay.
Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
well, that was fun.
Sexlightened
Don't forget to take the address of our ad with you Saturday... You know you've got to share don't you????? :P :P :P
Great news!!!!
Sexlightened
I think it's plain to see that everyone here thinks the world of you Satin. You've certainly entered a little light (and certain parts of your anatomy) into all of our lives.
I for one have never had the courage to be as open and honest to the world about my sexuality and dressing preferences as you are. I have recently (as you know wink ) been co-erced into exploring my 'other side' by a certain young lovely, but it has taken me a long time to even admit my other side exists, let alone to live it to the full as you do.
There is no way in the world any woman would turn down a body like yours (you should try living life with my pudding belly :P ), regardless of how you dress or what your preferences are. In fact, I'm getting jealous just thinking about it now... let me be you! let me be you!! :cry:
I cannot relate fully to your situation as I've never been confident about myself in the way that you come across as being. I'm more the type to keep myself to myself and not let anyone know for fear of people thinking that there is something wrong with me. Thankfully, xxdevil69 hsa been working wonders at bringing me out of my shell and I've experienced some of the most fantastic times of my life since I've started to become 'enlightened'. I can only hope to be as well thought of as you are in both your guises.
Just remember you are the only you in the world and no matter what anyone else says being an individual is the best thing in the world....
SH members are completely normal... it's everyone else that're freaks lol :lol:
Now, can I borrow that red dress you weree wearing at the party sometime? think I could get somee good avatars with that on :wink:
Sexlightened
yes, well, I didn't breathe out all night...... :P
I think it is now time to change the subject seeing as the party is much too far away to be talking about what everyone should wear.... oh look, is that a lesser spotted monkey pigeon over there??.......
Sexlightened
Quote by neilinleeds
and you just bloody woke me up then too. i was having a lovely dream involving dawn, mrsfc, angel chat and shireen. oh and marya. and calista. i think dundeecpl and fem_manc were in there too somewhere? and possibly venus and mars. i lost track of the tangled bodies after that.

SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOUT!!!!
Oh dear... xxdevil69 will be upset wink
Anyone got any pies? I could just eat one round about now....