You won't need a rabbit the vibrations are so strong they'll go all the way through you.... so I'm told..
Although it has now just disappeared of its own volition. weird.
Yes.
Do you play with it and then destroy it?
Good evening.
devil_in_part here, just saying hi to anyone that might want to say hi back.
Used to come on here a long time ago and had a number of meets with some fantastic people.
Recently split up with Mrs Devil - worse luck. So, now I'm even less of a devil, but on the lookout for a bit of horny fun at some point. Am I ready for it? who knows, but one can only try and see.
Hope everyone is well and the place is still spick and span.
Rob.
isn't curlee on coronation street?
20... 21... 22...????? is this sesame street?
(sorry been a long day and I need to let off steam. :P
ooo..... what to choose... what to choose..... Think I should go and have a 'feel' test just so that I am well informed of which is the best one.
.... actually I'm not telling you what I choose, just cos that'll wind you up and that's the kind of mood I'm in :P
In the light of day you can never tell, but as the sun lowers in the sky and its hazy beams are slowly dispersed by the ensuing darkness you just feel its there. The dreaded sensation you get when walking down the dark alley way on the way home in the dead of the night, completely irrational, but overwhelming in its force. You've walked the same route a hundred times before, but never once can you escape this feeling. You know you're going to be safe, but you can't run away from the nagging.
You can see the light of the street at the end of the horrific tunnel of darkness. Your breath! You can see your own breath, but its not cold out... You hear a noise from the alley way. Somewhere behind you. You turn your head quickly to look around and then turn back slowly with a slight, yet relieved, upturn in your mouth. Cats. Downtrodden, neglected, unwanted alley cats. No matter, you still pick up the pace, almost a canter as you see the light growing larger in front of you.
Finally, as you reach the end of the alley way and turn into the relative safety of the weary, orange light, you let yourself breathe a long, heavy sigh. You knew it was fine, but you still couldn't escape the feeling. You put the key in your front door and turn it hastily.
You're fine. You home. You're safe. You light the fire and and draw the curtains. Soon, you're sat in front of the hot glowing fire, relaxing, not a care in the world...
Your Breath! You can still see your own breath! It must be at least 80 degrees in here, but you can still see you own breath!
"Do you think this sucker saw us coming?"
"I don't give a flying f..."
"It don't feel right, y'know, sneaking up on 'im in an alley."
"Just get the f***in' money and lets get outa here. This place give me the f***in' creeps."
"Whadd'ya s'ppose he was thinking of?"
"How the f*** would I know? The f***ing light at the end of the tunnel for all I care! Now, let's get the f*** outa here!!!"
Finally got around to doing this... 593. :twisted: :twisted:
We are willing to suffer your body whilst your argument is sorted out Satin. Although please don't make a habit out of it as its a terrible inconvenience as I'm sure you're aware... :P :P :P
33% Gay.
Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
well, that was fun.
Don't forget to take the address of our ad with you Saturday... You know you've got to share don't you????? :P :P :P
Great news!!!!
yes, well, I didn't breathe out all night...... :P
I think it is now time to change the subject seeing as the party is much too far away to be talking about what everyone should wear.... oh look, is that a lesser spotted monkey pigeon over there??.......