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6 Nov 2009

Quote by Steve
I have similar episodes with regards the depression...
Just this morning in fact I woke.....Surveyed my lot.....And decided it was all a crock of shit...
The phone has rung 3 times this morning already.....Most likely creditors harrasing me on how they are going to get their slice of flesh but I cant be arsed to get off my ass and answer the damn thing....
Its quite likely that my house will either have to be sold and hopefully fetch enough to cover debts or it will be repossesed and my car may well have to be returned as well.....
Nothing seems worth doing any more....
I have a vauge idea of some of what your going through :therethere:

steve... I have been thru where you are now....It came to the point where i was 2 days from being made homeless and being out on the streets and someone saved me.....
see the CAB as soon as you can, they helped me no end.. helped me thru my financial situation, and 6 years later I have come out of the other side a much stronger person, it was a lot of pain, but I got there
if you need to talk to someone ... you know where my pm is mate....
sean

6 Nov 2009

Quote by tweeky
Honest answer, NONE AT ALL
Hate bloody facebook applications with a passion. Facebook is now a place I go occasionally to see people I vaguely remember from school who have sent me 10 billion tons of junk for games I dont play.
Bertie hit you with a pie
Knob head likes this
This is not social networking its utter tripe
IMHO

have to say I agree with grumpy tweeks.... lol

lol

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pirates, mafia wars, farmville, that cookery lark and it goes on..... I don't need to know!!!!
sean xxxxx
p.s have to say the only application I am addicted to scrabble though :lol:

6 Nov 2009

this came as a shock........
hoping that you make a swift recovery and annoy me on various sites xxxxxx
sean xxxx

4 Nov 2009

Always seen the term used in swinging... but never quite sure what it meant.... so in a swinging context what does "exceptional" actually mean?
Are we just solely talking about ones cock size, or is it something else or a mixture of different things....because if it is something else then I really don't have a clue....
suppose that means I am not exceptional then... lol
(go on.. look at my profile and my ad now... I know ya all want to now.... lol)

3 Nov 2009

I love kissing....its the beginning of the foreplay process for me... and I think people here by now know how much I love foreplay...... :rascal:
having sex without any sort of kissing and foreplay is way too "clinical" for me.......

3 Nov 2009

okay.... now I have the urge for some ikea sweedish meatballs.... and a cold white chocolate martini
god I have some funny cravings lately.....

3 Nov 2009

distinguishing features..... erm... nah....
I seem to be recongisable for some reason... not sure why... lol don't think it is my gorgeous looks.....
although "RedPantherMan" got mistaken for me once... and get hit by a lovely lady for his troubles!!!
still makes me giggle......

3 Nov 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
KFC don't do biscuits over here. Had them in the US - lovely.

I know

sad

have to say it was the one thing that frustrated me, just do me a biscuit goddammit!!! lol

lol

3 Nov 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
a shag

I'll second that....god i am horny today...
okay I have two....
1) my bedroom...builders are in and it is being "redone"... sleeping in my spare room for the 1st time ever.. probably why I am putting off going to bed...
2) a proper KFC "biscuit" and Fried Chicken.....ooooh can't beat it....

2 Nov 2009

I have always had a thing for dawn french.. she would just make me swoon...
ooooh.. and Liza Tarbuck as well....... yes yes yes....
ooooh.. and Ruth Jones as well.. I love her as nessa...
okay... I'll stop now!!! redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:

2 Nov 2009

after reading all this... I am wondering is if was worth putting in all them hours practice in giving oral... I love it!!!
oh well... off to find ladies that like foreplay then..... lol

lol

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2 Nov 2009

Quote by Mal
My I-phone was free on a Â£35 a month contract (O2). I found on my previous touchscreen phone, even when it was supposed to be locked off, it would be forever ringing people up if it activated in my pocket or tankbag on my bike which used to piss them off royally!
With the I-phone it's reactive to your body temperature, therefore only works when you touch it and not when something else does. I've only had it a few weeks and am still finding new things to do with it. Yes, it uses I-Tunes but I don't have any problems with that and it works fine with a Windows PC and you don't necessarily need a MAC to use it.
It's just more phun than a phone!!
Mal

thanks mal... stop rubbing it in... :lol:
I have decided that I will be upgrading:
option 1
35 pound a month.. 24 months... 600 minute, 500 text and unlimited data... 16gb phone for Â£87
or
option 2
45 pounds a month..24 months... 1200 minutes 500 text.... then the 16gb phone is free.. or 32gb phone for Â£96
my bill is about 40 ish a month... ooooooh......

2 Nov 2009

I got all the information from orange today... I could have had a 16gb iPhone 3gs on upgrade for 125 pounds if I signed up for another 24 months at 30 quid a month.....
but because I signed up for 18 months.. they are not going to let me do it till january.... gutted...... :cry:
it will so be mine!!!!!

2 Nov 2009

Quote by midsprincess
i am getting very fussy. The older i get the fussier i get.
i know what i want and wont settle for less.
Quality not quantity.

I think that about sums it up for me... its been a journey to get to the stage that I am at now... and likes/dislikes, attitude and outlook have all changed since I have been here.... smile

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actually ... had a moment on saturday that did make me laugh, had various ladies come up to me in the club I was in and asking me why I was single... and i thought to myself that I have grown up so much, these women wouldn't have given me the time of day years ago.. and now... well, for 5 seconds at least it was nice to feel desired... and for me to be able to take it in.....

2 Nov 2009

Quote by redpantherman
There's some great questions on the Forum today... I'd say yes, a great many.
Conventional beauty I find really difficult to grasp. Often the people I am told are drop dead gorgeously sexy, don't do anything for me. I can appreciate their beautiful and pretty but they don't press the right buttons. I totally understand what Bloke says about Jennifer Aniston, she's never done anything for me and to me she is very plain. Phoebe however, I'd walk barefoot over broken glass for, just for a cuddle and a rendition of "Smelly Cat".
I wonder if we sense something in a person that just is intuitively wrong for us. I don't know what it could be, but it's made me think.

THANK YOU!
Someone else with taste atlast! biggrin

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Can I stand in line with that thought..? I gotta big hardon for Phoebe! redface

redface

okay... this is where i am going to sound wierd... the one who did it for me in friends was Monica....
seasons 1-9 she was fabby... season 10 she went a bit too skinny and it disappointed me... smile

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2 Nov 2009

...... and back to the topic in hand... lol
I know older people who don't really fancy playing with people young enough to be there sons and daughters... fact.. such is life.... leave em to it!!!
I know younger people who don't really fancy playing with people old enough to be there mums and dads.... fact.. such is life.... leave em to it!!!
I know 20 year olds that act a lot older, I know a lot of older people who are young at heart, and men have trouble getting past the age of 14 at the best of times!!! smile

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that leaves a lot of people for which Age is not a factor, that gives me a lot of hope.. and if that is the case then maybe that is the lesson that we can take from this..... rule nothing in... rule nothing out....

2 Nov 2009

Quote by travlinmanukok
No young ones here ....over 50 years of age prefferd everytime.
trav..

so next in one of your age threads when you complain that people are age-ist... or that people won't give you a chance... can I pull up this thread? wink

wink

1 Nov 2009

Quote by Chrisglasgow123
being youngish is hard to find people on here and being a single male obv makes it even harder, so do you have any advice to help me find some fun lol

whenever I see this type of post I always think the following "please don't have a one line advert and a cock shot" because it says to me you haven't thought about it and you haven't really made an effort...
the fact that you have only just signed up today.. and you are already asking this question raises red flags for me......
if you are expecting " -shag".... you are going to be disappointed.. may as well tell it exactly as it is....
it takes work and it takes times.... there are no short cuts or quick solutions... you get out what you put in

1 Nov 2009

I think I am a bit more reserved... or maybe I think that the people who go to munches and socials are a lot louder....
I think it is a case of me feeling a bit more confident in front of my computer than I am going into a situation that is "foreign" for me..... when I get use to it I think I do open up...

31 Oct 2009

Quote by noladreams
Can't you stop it now... I am so going to get one and am prepared to buy my way out of the contract I have now... I am going to ring orange and find out how much they want (I have 6 months left......)

Don't bother ringing them - they aren't taking calls about the iPhone apparently. rolleyes

rolleyes

I know that... I'll let you what else I found out last night... the information about what type of contract and how much is coming in the "next few days"... the release date IS going to be the 10th November...
orange are only going to be doing the 3g(s) which means it will be coming out in the 16 and 32gb versions only....
for people I know work in the orange call centre up here, they have taken on 150 extra staff just for enquiries and upgrades with regards to the iPhone... they are due to be done by a week on monday! orange apparently have had 250,000 enquires about it already
when i find out tariff/phone price stuff... i'll let you know....

31 Oct 2009

Quote by trashcan01
Hi Nola got to say iphone all the way , i dont know were i would be without it, but there is a app for that ,turn left turn right etc camera a litte poor but everything else is superb now you can cut paste forward messages its a must have for me.
Very easy to use and set up , syncs well to your mail server and has good internet access , watch a film on it ,listen to country music, play a game put it on vibrate and ring yourself its very good not bad for getting rid of flies and teenagers to
Go on become a i phone user you know you want to

Can't you stop it now... I am so going to get one and am prepared to buy my way out of the contract I have now... I am going to ring orange and find out how much they want (I have 6 months left......)
okay... maybe I should move the convo on.. what apps would you all recommend for the iPhone? are there any swinging ones?
I have already been looking as I am going to start learning to drive and I know there are some really good Sat Nav apps out there....

30 Oct 2009

Distance isn't an issue for me... or maybe that should be my view of distance maybe slightly different for coming from a bigger country....
so when i think of the distance between new york and philly which I use to do.... I use to consider that basically next door... and that was a hundred miles.
roughly the same distance between london and bristol... or sheffield and newcastle... or birmingham and liverpool
but is seems that people are more fixated in the uk because it is a smaller place so the distance thing seems larger

29 Oct 2009

Quote by Karton1
Perhaps we should just start something right now, at least we could recognise each other.....any suggestions?

erm.... yes.... people have suggested you check out the insignia thread.. lol

lol

29 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
do i have to teach you everything???
red for a bacon sarnie and brown for a sausage sarnie.
sheesh.

okay... so if it is red for a bacon sanger... and brown on a sausage sanger...
what do you put on a sausaage and bacon sanger????? lol

lol

29 Oct 2009

can I just say that comparing me to the "m" word has just ruined my fantasy.... thanks guys!!!!! :shock:

29 Oct 2009

Quote by TheLovelyOne
Well if it's club sandwiches I'll have the Ospreys-me-Scarlets.
:P

thats not bad..
i'll have Girls Aloud - me - Destiny's Child.... that should be just about enough to kill me off..... lol

lol

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
A very big bump, in light of current threads

redface

I still wear mine, especially for work or other non-swinging type outings surprised

surprised

ops:
Snap

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me 3... but I lost mine last week.... was gutted..... :cry:
I'll get some at wigan at the munch... yey!!!!

29 Oct 2009

Quote by noladreams
To be honest I'm kinda boycotting the iPhone as I feel my iPod would then be redundant, and that would gall slightly.

no... think of it as an "all in one" package.... and that way you can keep ya ipod as a back up... thats the rationle going on in my head.....
I have been trying to talk myself out of getting on as my xmas present to myself.. it was either that of a Wii...
but the lure of the Iphone is strong....
lol

lol

29 Oct 2009

Quote by noladreams
I'm on Orange, so no iPhone for me.
I would like a phone with some organiser-type features, a camera, not too too small, easy to text.
I have an LG Viewty at the mo - totally style over substance. Great camera, but I find the actual usability pretty poor.

ahem.... Iphone is coming out on orange... Orange haven't offically comfirmed it yet, but someone on the inside has told me November 10th
I was just about to hijack your thread as try to get someone to persuade me not to get one... everyone i know who has one raves on about it......

29 Oct 2009

oooooh... this is easy...
if you ever get the chance you have to try a "white chocolate martini"... they are fantastic....
(in edit.. probably best to tell you whats in one.... lol

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Vanilla Vodka, White Creme de cacao, White chocolate liqueur, and cream.... you can stick chocolate and coconut flakes in it as well....
"sea breeze" or a "white russian" if i am being more common....
right...you lot have got me so gagging for a cocktail.. i am off for a banana daiquiri biggrin

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in edit again... changed me mind.. strawberry daiquiri...