Hi Ewen
It sounds like you wont have too much difficulty finishing with this girl. If you stop calling her, she sounds like she's the type not to make the effort to get in touch with you. The 30 mile gap between you means you're not going to bump into her down the shops either.
I was in a similar situation a few years ago, paying for nights out / holidays / doing all the running around. I didnt mind this, but when she started saying that I didnt do enough for her, it was too much.
If I were you I'd forget about the cash and just move on. I'm sure you'll find someone you're happier with.
Good luck
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marky543
2 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 59
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Whats this got to do with anything? Its nobodys business but my own on the amount of insurance I've got with my mortgage.
Are the people who are well endowed the ones who will have their mortgage paid up when its term is up and also have a lump sum as promised by the f**k**g agent who sold them the mortgage.
As I have a shortfall in my endowment, I wonder what this is telling me
*** just to clarify things...................... this is a humour thread***
Are the people who are well endowed the ones who will have their mortgage paid up when its term is up and also have a lump sum as promised by the f**k**g agent who sold them the mortgage.
As I have a shortfall in my endowment, I wonder what this is telling me
*** just to clarify things...................... this is a humour thread***
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So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
The post would have to say :
Woman, looking for 39 year old male in the Sheffield area who answers to the name of Marky543.
Probably not worth answering an ad with different wording to this, as probably wouldnt get a reply
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Quote by juliett49
One of my work collegues just came in with her new baby. I'm all broody now. I want one!
I think my local supermarket has babies for sale. I dont know how much they are, or which aisle they're kept in, but I see loads of people with them in their trolleys. I think there was an offer on last week cos I saw a women must have taken advantage of the two for one offer.
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hi there
im just wondering how many people have sat nav in there veichles ...
im using tom tom 3 ...what do you use and is it any good ?
i have a Hewlett Packard H2210 IPAQ with Tom Tom Bluetooth GPS & Cradle
MrT
I was going to buy one but couldnt find my way to the shops
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Bugga.........we hoped we'd be first to say something
My god Stuart and Tanina - you didnt hang about getting home (I didnt see you helicopter parked in the carpark (thought I caught a glimpse of your chopper though))
As already said, Thanks to Red and Wibbly for organising - a great job done and good to meet all of you.
Hope everyone got home ok.
Marky
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God I bet any man reading the last one will cringe :shock:
Funny how they're all men though eh?
Bev
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Theres one of 2 good reasons for this.
Either men are much more adventurous, brave and ambitious than women.......... or we're just STUPID!
OK, now I'm ducking down as I ask the next question - which is...... Which option do you think it is.
(Just put 1 or 2 to save time as it may take too long to read all the sexist insults that will result) :shock:
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It's my girlfriends fantasy also but we are struggling enough with the anal bit let alone dp. Anyone got any interesting lube ideas.
A friend sugested egg white but I explained I wanted anal not meringues
WandC
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KY Jelly is good and you can buy it at the supermarket. Its water based so theres no problem with it dissolving condoms. Also doesnt stain if you get it on your clothes / bed , you should always wear a condom for anal (even with your GF) as theres a few conditions you dont want to be visiting the urinary clinic for.
I read all this in a book by the way....... :shock:
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I thought this thread had been locked. I'd have put good money on a bet that it would have had 30+ replies by now. Guess I'd have lost :shock:
I guess it must be fantastic for the woman if she likes anal anyway - although one gf I had enjoyed anal but didnt like a vibe in the front door at the same time, so I suppose everyone is different.
Anyway, hope you get your fantasy soon.
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I guess it must be fantastic for the woman if she likes anal anyway - although one gf I had enjoyed anal but didnt like a vibe in the front door at the same time, so I suppose everyone is different.
Anyway, hope you get your fantasy soon.
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Hi Jules
Glad to hear that you've been feeling a bit more on form. I've read your other thread and it sounds like you've had a bit of a crappy time of late.
Just hang in there and time should do its work.
I'll be at the munch on Wednesday so hope we get time for a little chat then.
Take care and keep looking after yourself.
Mark
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Glad to hear that you've been feeling a bit more on form. I've read your other thread and it sounds like you've had a bit of a crappy time of late.
Just hang in there and time should do its work.
I'll be at the munch on Wednesday so hope we get time for a little chat then.
Take care and keep looking after yourself.
Mark
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Some of the best erotic art I saw was on a wall in a pub toilet.
I know it sounds naff but this stuff was really well done by a proper artist . It showed retro war-era ladies in skimpy underwear.
It didnt look much when close up taking a leak, but it looked fantastic when yu stepped back.
I know it sounds naff but this stuff was really well done by a proper artist . It showed retro war-era ladies in skimpy underwear.
It didnt look much when close up taking a leak, but it looked fantastic when yu stepped back.
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I once had to work in Florida for a month (bummer eh?) and while in the canteen, one of the guys burst out laughing as he was reading the problem page in the newspaper.
The problem belonged to a young farmer from Alabama who asked "If I divorce my wife, Will she still be my cousin?"
Only in the deep south eh.
The problem belonged to a young farmer from Alabama who asked "If I divorce my wife, Will she still be my cousin?"
Only in the deep south eh.
