Can someone please advise me, I am logged into the forum and everything is find, but when I go to the photo ads i have to log in again and that dam man of mine has not told me what email address he used or our password.
Why do I have to log in seperatly
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Darling Clair,
With those dam sexy pair......your glasses that is, you can say what you like, you are far to sexy to worry about such stuff.
Anyway as the pest of a fella of mine once said, as a joke over dinner with my Mum and Dad, "How do you know when a woman is going to say something stupid....she starts with "I thought"", now I know that is sexist, but hes right.
But they love us really, and can survive with out us.
With those dam sexy pair......your glasses that is, you can say what you like, you are far to sexy to worry about such stuff.
Anyway as the pest of a fella of mine once said, as a joke over dinner with my Mum and Dad, "How do you know when a woman is going to say something stupid....she starts with "I thought"", now I know that is sexist, but hes right.
But they love us really, and can survive with out us.
On our first time to a club, it was the toucan, we sat in the corner and never spoke to anyone all night, mind you we did have a great night all the same.
On our second visit and mainly down to Carmen looking so hot we were approached a few times and each and every time we felt we were being chatted up. One guy even came over and just asked us straight up if we would like to join him and his lady.
It was not as if people were just trying to have a conversation.
However don't let it put you off, I think what we have learned from it is that a simple "No thanks" will always surfice and no one gets funny about it.
Going more often does make it easier, you can see that from the groups of "Friends" that are chatting away, sometimes all night.
On our second visit and mainly down to Carmen looking so hot we were approached a few times and each and every time we felt we were being chatted up. One guy even came over and just asked us straight up if we would like to join him and his lady.
It was not as if people were just trying to have a conversation.
However don't let it put you off, I think what we have learned from it is that a simple "No thanks" will always surfice and no one gets funny about it.
Going more often does make it easier, you can see that from the groups of "Friends" that are chatting away, sometimes all night.
We were having a conversation the other night and the subject of Unique venues came up.
Where is the best place you have played?
Where is the most risky place you have played?
Where in the world would you most like to play?
So we then said we should post it up and see if we have missed anywhere really exciting.
Where is the best place you have played?
Where is the most risky place you have played?
Where in the world would you most like to play?
So we then said we should post it up and see if we have missed anywhere really exciting.
Hello all,
As we know that underneath our wild and passionate sides there lurks some wonderful intelligent minds I was wondering if any of you know the answers to my kids homework. I am desperatly trying to help her but being irish am a thick as a plank and have no clue.
These are the questions we are stuck on, even if someone knows a great site we could look at.
4. What is an element, mixture and a compound?
5. What gas is needed for combustion
6. What products are made in the reaction of combustion?
7. What simple test could you do to prove mineral
water is not pure water?
8. WHAT THREE ELEMENTS MAKE UP ALL LIVING THINGS ON EARTH? (could be six)
Thank you people
As we know that underneath our wild and passionate sides there lurks some wonderful intelligent minds I was wondering if any of you know the answers to my kids homework. I am desperatly trying to help her but being irish am a thick as a plank and have no clue.
These are the questions we are stuck on, even if someone knows a great site we could look at.
4. What is an element, mixture and a compound?
5. What gas is needed for combustion
6. What products are made in the reaction of combustion?
7. What simple test could you do to prove mineral
water is not pure water?
8. WHAT THREE ELEMENTS MAKE UP ALL LIVING THINGS ON EARTH? (could be six)
Thank you people
Hello people, we are about to switch this PC of for the next 14 hours, it is time to go and play......
So with no plan, game, word puzzle or any other such hook, we thought we would start a tread with no purpose or meaning and see just what you could do in the 14 hours until we come back online...............
Over to you all.......
C&P
So with no plan, game, word puzzle or any other such hook, we thought we would start a tread with no purpose or meaning and see just what you could do in the 14 hours until we come back online...............
Over to you all.......
C&P
We know so many of you will find this post very sad and very silly for such a forum, but we are just about to open a bottle of champers to celebrate the news that our beloved Arsenal have signed a deal worth £100m in sponsorship. And for mad reason we thought we would share the fact.
Quote by xxdevil69
our current favourite is xxDevil69
Whats kinky? :undecided:
You might have to show us :twisted: :twisted:
xxDevil69 my partner and I both think you (girl) are really cute and if we ever met, which is unlikley we would love the chance to play with you. My fella keeps going on about your smile, but somehow i think he has something else in mind.
Maybe it is not "Kinky", maybe it is just good old fashioned sex we both want with you.
We think this is just someone who has been messed about too often sounding off.
This is a cafe, and so should welcome everyone, when we started we knew nothing, and had done nothing, so we not have been able to join in. It was because we could join in that we got the answers we needed and have now started to have some real fun.
This forum in its current format really helped. Leave it as it is.
This is a cafe, and so should welcome everyone, when we started we knew nothing, and had done nothing, so we not have been able to join in. It was because we could join in that we got the answers we needed and have now started to have some real fun.
This forum in its current format really helped. Leave it as it is.
All we can say is good luck to you, just be whoever you want to be, be respectful and enjoy life. After all there is enough shit in this world we all have to find ways to express ourselves.
As for the sexualness of what you do, well paul is straight, but he is always trying to get into my knickers!!!!
I would add I would love to see him dressed up like you do.
Enjoy yourself love and keep being you.
C & P
As for the sexualness of what you do, well paul is straight, but he is always trying to get into my knickers!!!!
I would add I would love to see him dressed up like you do.
Enjoy yourself love and keep being you.
C & P
What would you do?
You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; there isn't one.
Read
it
anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same
choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled
children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that
would
never be forgotten by all who attended.
After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a
question:
"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does
is
done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other
hildren
do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the
natural
order of things in my son?"
The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I
believe,
that when a child like Shay comes into the world, an opportunity to
realize
true human nature presents itself, and it comes,
in the way other people treat that child."
Then he told the following story:
Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew
were
playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?"
Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like
Shay
on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were
allowed
to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging.
Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay
could play.
The boy looked around for guidance and, getting none, he took matters
into
his own hands and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in
the
eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him
in
to
bat in the ninth inning."
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but
was
still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the
outfield. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic
just
to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his
father
waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with
two
outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and
Shay
was scheduled to be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to
win
the game?
Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all
but
impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly,
much
less connect with the ball. However, as Shay stepped up to the plate,
the
pitcher moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softlyso Shay could at
least
be able to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily
and
missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball
softly
towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a
slow
ground ball right back to the pitcher. The pitcher picked up the soft
grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.
Shay
would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher took the ball and turned and threw the ball on a
high
arc to right field, far beyond the reach of the first baseman.
Everyone started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in
his
life had Shay ever made it to first base. He scampered down the
baseline,
wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to
second!"
By the time Shay rounded first base, the right fielder had the ball.
He
could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he
understood the pitcher's intentions and intentionally threw the ball
high
and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward
second base as the runners ahead of him deliriously circled the bases
toward
home.
Shay reached second base, the opposing shortstop ran to him, turned him
in
the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third!"
As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams were screaming, "Shay,
run
home!" Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the
hero
who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.
"That day," said the father softly with tears now rolling down his
face,
"the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and
humanity
into this world."
AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY:
We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second
thought,
but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people think
twice
about sharing. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely
through
cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often supressed
our schools and workplaces. If you're thinking about forwarding this
message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people on your address
list that aren't the "appropriate" ones
to receive this type of message. Well, the person who sent you this
believes that we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of
opportunities every single day to help realize the "natural order of
things." So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people
present
us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity
or do
we pass up that opportunity, and leave the world a little bit colder in
the
process?
You now have two choices:
1. Delete
2. Forward
You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; there isn't one.
Read
it
anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same
choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled
children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that
would
never be forgotten by all who attended.
After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a
question:
"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does
is
done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other
hildren
do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the
natural
order of things in my son?"
The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I
believe,
that when a child like Shay comes into the world, an opportunity to
realize
true human nature presents itself, and it comes,
in the way other people treat that child."
Then he told the following story:
Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew
were
playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?"
Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like
Shay
on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were
allowed
to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging.
Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay
could play.
The boy looked around for guidance and, getting none, he took matters
into
his own hands and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in
the
eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him
in
to
bat in the ninth inning."
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but
was
still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the
outfield. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic
just
to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his
father
waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with
two
outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and
Shay
was scheduled to be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to
win
the game?
Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all
but
impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly,
much
less connect with the ball. However, as Shay stepped up to the plate,
the
pitcher moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softlyso Shay could at
least
be able to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily
and
missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball
softly
towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a
slow
ground ball right back to the pitcher. The pitcher picked up the soft
grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.
Shay
would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher took the ball and turned and threw the ball on a
high
arc to right field, far beyond the reach of the first baseman.
Everyone started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in
his
life had Shay ever made it to first base. He scampered down the
baseline,
wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to
second!"
By the time Shay rounded first base, the right fielder had the ball.
He
could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he
understood the pitcher's intentions and intentionally threw the ball
high
and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward
second base as the runners ahead of him deliriously circled the bases
toward
home.
Shay reached second base, the opposing shortstop ran to him, turned him
in
the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third!"
As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams were screaming, "Shay,
run
home!" Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the
hero
who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.
"That day," said the father softly with tears now rolling down his
face,
"the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and
humanity
into this world."
AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY:
We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second
thought,
but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people think
twice
about sharing. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely
through
cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often supressed
our schools and workplaces. If you're thinking about forwarding this
message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people on your address
list that aren't the "appropriate" ones
to receive this type of message. Well, the person who sent you this
believes that we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of
opportunities every single day to help realize the "natural order of
things." So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people
present
us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity
or do
we pass up that opportunity, and leave the world a little bit colder in
the
process?
You now have two choices:
1. Delete
2. Forward
Hi guys,
Like you we are a newish couple to all this, but it is getting to be real
We went to the Toucan club this month, and it was fab. Lots of action, lots of couples, but NO pressure. We played together for mostight and then branched out a little to sample some other people, just to try it, and really it was very enjoyable. I think we both felt very comfortable and ad a great night.
The people on the board have been very friendly, and helpful, although at times they do seem to live in a world of their own
Our advice would be, take it at your pace, ask any question you have on here, enjoy yourselfs, and always consider each other.
P&C
Like you we are a newish couple to all this, but it is getting to be real
We went to the Toucan club this month, and it was fab. Lots of action, lots of couples, but NO pressure. We played together for mostight and then branched out a little to sample some other people, just to try it, and really it was very enjoyable. I think we both felt very comfortable and ad a great night.
The people on the board have been very friendly, and helpful, although at times they do seem to live in a world of their own
Our advice would be, take it at your pace, ask any question you have on here, enjoy yourselfs, and always consider each other.
P&C
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and
asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving
badly?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was
the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"
__________________________________
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed,
when
his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache". "Perfect," her
husband
said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my d*ck with aspirin. You
can
take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!!!
_________________________________________
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out
when
they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a
faint
moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She
lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony is again
held
at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are
again
carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"Watch
the wall!""
______________________________________
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs
up
on
Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."
Santa
looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes
with
Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes
it
with Ken."
_______________________________________
2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking one turns to the
other
and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese'
_______________________________________
The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a
thin
and
crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.
_______________________________________
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the
puns
would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
_______________________________________
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets
his
haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna
get
hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get
t*ts too."
_______________________________________
Scientists today exhumed Beethoven from his grave, when they opened the
coffin, they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards. When
asked
what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing
_______________________________________
Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
Championships
from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View
_______________________________________
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.
The agent goes "Sean, i've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early.
You'll
have to be there for 10-ish". Sean furrows his brow and says
"Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."
_______________________________________
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim
out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able
to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after
you
saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but
he's
dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"
he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and
asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving
badly?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was
the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"
__________________________________
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed,
when
his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache". "Perfect," her
husband
said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my d*ck with aspirin. You
can
take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!!!
_________________________________________
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out
when
they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a
faint
moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She
lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony is again
held
at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are
again
carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"Watch
the wall!""
______________________________________
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs
up
on
Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."
Santa
looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes
with
Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes
it
with Ken."
_______________________________________
2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking one turns to the
other
and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese'
_______________________________________
The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a
thin
and
crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.
_______________________________________
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the
puns
would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
_______________________________________
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets
his
haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna
get
hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get
t*ts too."
_______________________________________
Scientists today exhumed Beethoven from his grave, when they opened the
coffin, they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards. When
asked
what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing
_______________________________________
Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
Championships
from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View
_______________________________________
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.
The agent goes "Sean, i've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early.
You'll
have to be there for 10-ish". Sean furrows his brow and says
"Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."
_______________________________________
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim
out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able
to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after
you
saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but
he's
dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"
