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notorious_T_I_G
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
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Quote by Kinky Lizard
Tune old boy..........what about this little beauty that has just been released!
The best of ITV wrestling!!! :shock: :shock: Woo Hoo!
Now we can relive those Saturday afternoons we used to spend throwing our siblings around the living room. "Here comes the Big Daddy splash!!"
Oh happy memories.............
K I N K Y L I Z A R D
Oh now theres some memories :D
A trip to WH Smith me thinks
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaah!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh
I'm an asshole and proud of it!
Quote by teppic
i had a duc 916 a few years ago...would kill for one again, although i dont miss the 1/2 hour trying to start the bloody thing in the winter. but go for it...4 wheels good.....2 whells better
I ve had my 748 for for just over a year and Ive never had a problem starting it. Although she is well treated and does live in a heated garage
the duke never goes out in the rain or cold. Although my lil fzr400 does Personally I would piss on paypal if they were on fire
I had my account hacked last year and both my bank account and credit card account cleared out.
and to date I still havent had the money back....
How a bout a SH account held by one of the senior members of the group where all deposits could be paid and then distributed to the organiser.
I for one have to admit that I was a no show at a recent event due to a burst appendix. I did ask a friend to txt a message to one of the people, but the silly moo sent a txt to the wrong person
Thats my 2p
I had my account hacked last year and both my bank account and credit card account cleared out.
and to date I still havent had the money back....
How a bout a SH account held by one of the senior members of the group where all deposits could be paid and then distributed to the organiser.
I for one have to admit that I was a no show at a recent event due to a burst appendix. I did ask a friend to txt a message to one of the people, but the silly moo sent a txt to the wrong person
Thats my 2p
Dunno if any of you guys have seen this site (I mean no offence to any northerners on the site)
Some quality motors on there
Being from essex and a 30 *cough* Ill bow my head in shame and admit I have in the past owned a ford capri, and and XR3 Cabriolet.
when U mentioned the cosworths Lou you forgot the one I had. The Mercedes 190E cosworth (bloody good car that!)
Got back into bikes now so I have the Ducati (with the obligatory carbon extras and termigonis) a Yamaha FZR400.
But for the days when Im not in a hurry I got a jeep cherokee
Some quality motors on there
Being from essex and a 30 *cough* Ill bow my head in shame and admit I have in the past owned a ford capri, and and XR3 Cabriolet.
when U mentioned the cosworths Lou you forgot the one I had. The Mercedes 190E cosworth (bloody good car that!)
Got back into bikes now so I have the Ducati (with the obligatory carbon extras and termigonis) a Yamaha FZR400.
But for the days when Im not in a hurry I got a jeep cherokee
.Ill just make a small irellevant point here....
Al pal of mine is what can only be described as, well I think you ladies would call it "OH MY GOD" (you know the type of guy you didnt stand next to in the shower)
Well he actually told me it was more of a curse than a blessing as he found that when he was younger that a lot of girls wouldnt let him near them due to his size, it took him a long time to loose his virginity.
Although he is now happily married and has 2 kids
Ill shut up now
Al pal of mine is what can only be described as, well I think you ladies would call it "OH MY GOD" (you know the type of guy you didnt stand next to in the shower)
Well he actually told me it was more of a curse than a blessing as he found that when he was younger that a lot of girls wouldnt let him near them due to his size, it took him a long time to loose his virginity.
Although he is now happily married and has 2 kids
Ill shut up now
