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26 May 2006

hey fabio... i've only met you once (assuming i didnt get you and panterman muddled, lol)
But I do hope you get things if not sorted, some things cant be, at least under control...
I know from my mums problems that sometimes you just have to live with the illness and try as best as is possible to control it (she has arackna something where all the nerves in the base of the spine have spread out like a spiders web causing cronic un-curable pain)
Its a shame you have had to "come out" with your problem as we are ment to be an open mided comunity, and from damm'es posts he had the same problem where he had to post about the real problem behind his illness to quash the roumers.
What makes it worse is when you are ill sometimes the last thing you want to do is actually discuss it in an open forum as I know with myself when i'm ill i just want to be on my own and heal in private while still being social.
I myself suffer from bouts of depression and, to me, huge lack of self confidance due to that and some times something minor will just knock me for six and i become dispondant and want to give up and knock everything I enjoy on the head.
If nothing else... you should take to heart that people have informed you of any rumours that are going around or questioned you... I know at the time it can be "WTF" to learn of whats being said (what ever that is) but it does give you the chance of reply instead of finding people going cold on you... then again, if they do go cold then perhaps they are not the right people to play with or be social with!
What ever happens... I'm wishing you well and hoping you get things sorted :-)
Jon xxxx

26 May 2006

It seems blody quick to me... but then again its 3am and every other bugger is in bed confused

confused

lol

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26 May 2006

Hi mike... still up for this!
Just got to work out who is giving lifts to whom and accomodation etc. from the E-Mids.
I should be able to give you a better confirmation as soon as i've spoken to about 5 people hopefully on monday after i've got the weekends shoot out of the way!
Jon xxx

26 May 2006

Hi foxy hun :P
Well if you do get this social off the ground you can put my name down if i'm not tied up with a shoot :-D
All you need to do is check the other socials/munches dates and then specify a date and location that doesnt clash with any big meets... or is miles aways from them so people that cant travel that far/get hotels/etc. will attend.
Jon xxx
PS will you accept dominant shibari'ists who are bi, lol

lol

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27 Apr 2006

Quote by candj
not really a sweet but used to love it when mcdonalds used to serve root beer ..anyone else remeber it ???

I cant drink that as it tastes to much like penicillin and I'm alergic to that so I end up with psycosimatic (or how ever its spelt) symtoms, lol, and end up feeling hot and sweatty and throwing up!
I havnt re-read all the thread but I used to love cola cubes, space invaders, and sherbet dips.
The dips of new are not the same as the ones of old...
Oh and polos.... they used to be so much bigger when I was younger! The price hasnt increased much but they've made them smaller to keep the price down.
And waggon wheels... not as big as they used to be.
And its not my size now compared to then lol.

26 Apr 2006

Quote by poshkate
sorry!

Concise and to the point... now we want to hear why... did you nick his creosote? lol

lol

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24 Apr 2006

I have no perks of the job as I'm on income support :cry: pays crap... sons a nightmare...
BUT he's finally out of school in a few more weeks, yay, and just as long as he doesnt get arrested for firearms offences and cause the armed response unit to be alerted and have them raise the helecopter again then I think hes learnt his lession, lmaoooooooooo
(actualy it wasnt his fault totally... I had done a shoot with fake blood (had a load left over) and my fake gun and he and a mate decided to re-enact a scene with blood dripping of them and kind of doing a matrix style cape thing going on with his goth leather coat and someone saw it and thought it was real) end result was 12ish hours in a cell with his belt and shoes removed and a very very sorry looking son coming home at 8 in the morning saying "I'm not doing that again :cry: I'm going to bed :cry: "
My hobby however is great fun... naked models, tying people up for fun, creating something interesting to look at... just got to make my hobby into a job :-)

22 Apr 2006

Quote by Darkfire
oh ffs thats me out again then

god damn single fem status

Hey you are welcome to come here and be tied up wink

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If you think you being single is bad, you should try having a dick and balls, anyone would think that was the equivilent of having the plague :lol:

11 Apr 2006

Quote by kittysin
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!

Suposedly a pregnant woman can also as an oficer of the law to place his "cape" arouund her while she urinates in the street if she is caught short.... I dont know if its urban legend but if not it dates back when "peelers" used to wear long black capes.

11 Apr 2006

PS....
To everyone I took a photo of please PM me with your email and describe what you were wearing as a double confirmation and I'll send you the pics... I didnt take many and I know who you were I just need an address to send them to adn they may not be in-focus as I was still learning how to use my new camera and had it on the wrong setting confused

confused

... if there are more than 1 person in the shots then I will only send out after I have confirmation from all parties that its ok :-)
PPS...
Jas, I've sent your photo to readers digest for use in a caption competition as your expression was priceless lol

lol

(joke BTW just incase anyone thinks other wise)
Jon xx

11 Apr 2006

I would like to add my thanks as well... a cracking good night :-P
Was great to meet up with friends reaching back as far as the old MSN chat rooms, friends of "old" from here and some wonderfull new people I've never met before.
It was funny that people didnt reconise me because I was no longer bald (MSN days) and had my new "goth/grunge" looked nothing like my AV lol

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I had to laugh at some of the reminising about "old times" when people came up and said "I remember the first time I met you and asked you to get your willy out to see the piercings, and you did :shock: :lol: :P "
I wont name names I re-met and met a'new as there are just to many and I would feel really bad if I forget anyone.
A special thanks to sarah for organsing the night and also to the couple who did the disco and to everyone who helepd out and everyone else who turned up and made it such a great night :-)

11 Apr 2006

Quote by DeeCee
I happened across this piece of televisual magic.....
enjoy................

That was a blast from the past... truely wonderfull :-)

10 Apr 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Just driven back from Bubbly Lorraines got half way home and it's snowing, It's April not bloody Febuary, what's the weather coming to lol.
:giggle:

Global warming mate... we can't have it yet though! Its being assesed for tax.
How come global warming means its blody freezing... something really f*cked up with that... there was me thinking global warming would mean hot sunny days all year round in the UK which is why I've been creating as many carbon emmisions as possible :lol:
Blody weather is not like when I was a kid... we had real winters and real summers then as I spent my winters sliding on snow and summer listening to the original live aid out side... 2 weeks before summer hols and 2 weeks after it was hot hot hot, now we're lucky to get 2 days of solid sun in a row :cry:
Having just got in from a fetish event I can attest that for april showers we now have april snow and hail followed by -3deg tempritures... WTF!

7 Apr 2006

Quote by BigScotsBloke
Thanks mike lol , they can take the pis* if they like I only posted it since it was in the news and altho nothing to do with the "scene" I think its something we need to think about. Only thing we need be carefull about is do NOT touch dead or dying poultry / geese / swans better to call the DeFRA hotline and keep well away.
Davie

No doubt the minivag will just resourt to its usual tactic of outright destruction of anything that moves in the hope it will prevent it getting worse as they did with the mad cow problem.
The funnyest thing I heard on the telly was that they had set up road blocks at the perimiter edge... like i'm sure that any flying animal is going to drop down and walk up to be asked for its pasport and travel papers before continuing on its journy.
And talk about a turn around of TV coverage... while it had not "landed" in the UK it was the biggest and most deadly problem we had faced in years with possible estimates of hundreds of thousands of deaths through killer strains of flu in the UK alone with milions potentially affected in the world wide pandemic... now that it has landed its being air timed as not a problem, unlikely to transfer to humans... nothign to worry about... move on nothing to see here.... talk about an about face in news coverage, do they really think we are that stupid that we dont remember what they were saying 2-3 months previously. That said, I didnt believe them the first time and didnt try to get my stock piled supply of anti-flu drugs of e-bay... bet the drugs companys loved that increase in profits!!!!!

6 Apr 2006

I've got a meeting in the morning with a male model and the rubber man, but depending on what time it finishes would love to come for some pre-drinks biggrin

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27 Mar 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
they are twice as polluting as the rest of those driving cars of a similar age? and those with dual fuel, electric motors, and 1100cc engines by comparison, are comparitively good for the environment
neil x x x ;)

I agree with most of what you say... But I'd be interested to know just how efficent an electric motor is and how much of that electricity is generated at the expense of a more inefficent use of fuel... or in the case of full electric cars and trams and trains how much polution is created by the powerstations and how much of that electricity is wasted/lost transfering it to the trains/trams/cars when compaired to said transport generating the waste its self and if it is "cleaner" or only reduces the local polution at the expense of greater polution some miles outside of a city.
Mind you... from what I can gather watching the "megga" series by Chris Barry its more effecient to have a desiel generator create electricity which then powers an electric motor (or might have been to power/tourque reasons) as thats what they do with all the big powerd machines.... and I'm guessing the desiel electric motor trains... so perhaps we need to do something similar with cars?

24 Mar 2006

While I agree that thoes people who signed up to an agreed pension should be entitled to that penstion... I also disagree that a huge proportion of council tax is now being used directly to pay the agreed pension schemes and to top up the system so future comitments to people who are yet to retire get the pension they are entitled to.
The problem is that as its ultimatly HMG and local covernement that has "mis sold" the pension schemes we're fucked either way... either as a tax payer or as a pension holder or a mix of both...
While its ok for the covernment to prosecute private businesses and take money out of the profit they make if they mis sell pensions how can the same be done to covernment without impacting all the innocent victems of convernment and its crappy and ill concieved idea of acounting.
Lets face it, one of the main reasons for moving and promoting pensions over to the private sector was cos they knew they were in deep shit and had squandered all the NI contributions for non "insurance" related expenditure and also used NI as a hidden tax so they could say "we have not up up income tax."
The people should not be afraid of the covernments, covernments should be afraid fo the people!

22 Mar 2006

Can you put me down for this one... as if I can make it then it will be a good excuse to pop over to conwy to see a couple of friends and with a target set I should be able to save up biggrin

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22 Mar 2006

Quote by marriedmale
If you really want a giggle, if you are visiting the one that says "All your way", ask them for a plain burger.
That's it.
Just a burger.
No bun !
They'll do it as well (we tried it for a laugh). They even wrap it for you - hahaha

When I used to work for the wimpey we used to have a couple come in every day and the guy used to order that, have you tried to wrap a burger patty? Its blody hot mad

mad

I also used to have to dress up as Mr Wimpey and go out side on litter duty and get my legs kicked by obnoxious little brats... mind you never did quite get out of dressing up wink

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22 Mar 2006

I didnt know they invented Domini pizzas... wow thoes romans really were cool!

22 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
Just a small point ....................
Dr Spock ........... is a kiddies Doctor
Mr Spock .............. is the guy on StarTrek
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I spent nearly 10 years of my life wondering why a Vulcan would write a book on child care cos waht to they know as they have no emoticons, lol.
Mind you Dr Spock in subsiquent books changed his mind and dropped most of his initial teachings after realising that he created a generation of trekie fans.

22 Mar 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Didn't Leonard sell out to the corporate suits at Time Computers? Seem to remember him doing a really crap tv ad for them..... he really should have sued them!
ok..... anyone seen or heard owt from Carol Decker... she of T'Pau?

He, Dr Spock, is also is very envolved in envirnmental isues, hence the rather strange star trek about saving the whale... and I believe does a few voice overs for docu-films.
Wiliam shatner is now in england and doing mildly funny adverts.
Bones is dead, so I believe is scotty, and checkov and lu-hura are still doing the sci-fi conventions, lol.
What I want to know is what happened to the white guy out of CHIPS as I still see the other guy pop up on the telly now and then (Cant remember either of their names)

17 Mar 2006

I have a A3 Canon printer but wouldnt touch aftermarket carts with a bargepole as they just don't match up colour wise and with my stuff its important that what I see on screen is what gets printed and also after market carts tend to fade very quickly (although with digital you can always re-print)
If you google for "continuous feed inks for epson" there are some great ways to make epson's dead cheap and most are colour profiled as well.
It costs a bit to set up initially but as the inks are in large quantities and you just keep topping up the overall price drops like a stone.
Sadly none of the continuous feed systems are made for canon mad

mad

Inks currently cost more than a high quality champaine and the covernment has investigated price fixing but as usual done nothing :x
What I do now is if I need anything less than A4 size I go to a jessops print store as its 10p a print for standard 6/10's and I cant print that cheap... and you get real film paper photos that will have a longer life than most ink systems.
It is worth telling the stores that you have adult photos (if you do) and asking them if they are ok with that as some have problems and some dont as there doesnt seem to be a company wide policy... and I personally feel that if I let them know then the 16year old YTS person isnt going to come across age inapropriate content.

17 Mar 2006

Bugger :cry:
I would have been there like a shot, but I'm at a live music venue in nottingham on the 18th doing the photos for a new line up of punk/grunge bands....
Well pissed off now :cry: :cry: :cry:

12 Mar 2006

I'm still here, but don;t get as much time on or post as much as I used to as laddos only got 8 weeks and then out of school for good; woooo hooooo! He is however hopefully going to college which I think will suit him much better educationally wise.

10 Mar 2006

Quote by andylondon
Hi guys, Im actually from nottingham but anyone wanna meet up and hold my hand as we go in.....!
Scary mob at these munches you know!

Hiyas mate... I know what you mean... even tho I've swung and also done a couple of munches I still get the "mmm... perhaps a nice cupa a tea is a better idea" feeling lol.
I should be coming down with a mate who is a reg on here, so if you want to meet up pre-munch for a stiff drink then PM me and we can all have one before we go in :-)
I promise to only hold your hand, and even then very discreetly, lol.

21 Feb 2006

Quote by ^Tigger^
Mine isnt
Are out of focus pics better than no pics at all : :?:
I think so x

Out of focus no, but you cant beat true soft focus to create a beautifull looking shot.
I do think tho that as a semi-pro his photos aught to come a bit closer to the grade.
I'm an amature as most people know (I'd love to be pro, but have no idea how to make what I do into a paying job) but even with running infront of the camera on timed setting and using a remote I can get a half way decient photo, allbeit with some tipical cock shots :lol:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by DeeCee
hey, thats terrible...
and i dont normally make jokes out of serious things... yeah right!!!!
i remember when i was 13 or so................. we used to hang around in a big group ... all snogging like crazy....
spin the bottle... postmans knock...... and then we all went down with glandular fever....
now its meningitis!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats inflation for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: I remember glandular fever, more commonly known as "kissing disease."
On a slightly more serious note... I wonder if some of the outbreaks of glandular fever were infact meningitus as I cant believe its suddenly more comon now that it supposedly used to be.
I was talking to a retired peadotrition (spelling?) and she said that Meningitus outbreaks are far more common that most people realise, its only occasionally that the papers are asked to report it (as its so common they don't normally) to help bolster public awareness and to help get more people vacinated to prevent larger multiple outbreaks with an increased posibility of deaths and also the subsiquent increase on health provision costs.
The main problem is we don't, or rarely, have any natural imunity to ilnesses such as Meningitus, measles, whooping cough, tetanus, polio, adn the like all with the potential to kill or produce long term health issues and the more "safe" we feel due to vacinations the less likely we are to vacinate our children as we see them as no longer existing ilnesses; so the more likely there is to be a large outbreak with deaths...

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Osmosis
That's the reason for high divorce rates and marriage breakdowns in society. If more women took that advice the world would be a better place :grin:

I know... women profess to being more clever than men, yet they want an education and the ability to go to work and yet still do the cooking, cleaning, and have babys while us men who are stupid just work, come home, eat, take 5 minuits to create aforementioned baby then fart roll over and go to sleep.... RESULT!
All we have to do now is not do any 9-5 work and we will be in clover while the women do the lot... and they say we are stupid :P

9 Feb 2006

I'm sure this link has been posted before... but for thoes of you who have seen the chicken little advert on the telly here is the video that made both the fat man and the song famous
Don't forget to turn up the speakers to full volume