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piercedJon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 58
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lmao....
I'm afraid if I'd really have felt that way about a boss.... when he/she had started to embaris me I'd have said "well its true, if you dont like it then fire me!"
Thankfully before I became a government artist I'd only ever had one bad boss who didnt understand how crap it was being a worker and treated like a wanker... they had a HR department that always over-rulled the department heads due to loads of psyco-bable-bulshit tests.
Every other company I worked for the IT director had ultimate hire-fire over the HR department and chose people that fitted the department not some psyco-bable-bulshit tests that ultimately want robots and not people that work hard and dont say yes when they know what is requested is a load of shit!!!!! thats probably why EDS and Andersons and Crapita et. al. take the uk convernment for so much money it would make your eyes water and even when they fuck up we still pay while they get rich and our income tax goes up to pay US companys and the CSA, IR, HMC&E get slated when its down to stupid contracts by incompetant contracts between HMG and the US companys.... oooops controversial!
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OK so I was being lazy before. Did a search on google and a few pics came up... I'm assuming this was the shot you were thinking of

'kin ell ! :shock: You could hang a shelf off those ! :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
You could hang the millennium bridge of the nips on this lass.....
Which probably explains why it wobbled before it had dampening applied :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mods edit - removed picture that was advertising for your own personal website
oOo.....
talking of unsigned bands....

But then I'm biased as I'm a semi-groupie of the band as i've taken loads of live gig photos of them and some others of the baseist for my site.... shes beautiful, can sing, can play, but sadly has a BF :cry:
I also think the drummer and lead guatare are also well hot... but again have BF;s :cry: :cry: :cry:
I think I'm doing really badly being a groupie as I cant, and havent, slept with any of the band :cry: :cry: :cry:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
What ever happend to the good old days when people in bands were single.... (damn showing my age, :lol: )
On an above comment about sound and quality.........
There are only three ways to get a great sound (from a non-professional)
Ramp up the sound and play live.... the atmosphere and distortion makes most things sound good!
Spend 10's of thousands in a studio, mix down, re-record, and mix down untill its perfect.
Naturally be able to play note perfect and sing note perfect with a style of music that doesnt need volume or distortion.
Talking to the groups i've photo'd they know when the sound set up/venue is good... myself I just know if I like it and couldnt tell one venue sound system from another!
That said... i'm usually at the front and often with one of my ears stuck next to the speaker stack so I can get a good photo (makes note... get some blody ear plugs before I go deaf!)
Its worth un-plugging any cables from/to the monitor.... then plug them back in.
Sometimes if the cable/plug isnt making a good contact it fails to recieve one or more signal and over time the conectors will oxidise a bit causing lack of a good signal.
A harddrive wouldnt cause this problem.... however a failing graphic card could so it may not be the monitor, although the monitor or cable is the most likely area of fault.
Also it might be worth opening the case and giving any cards a gentle wiggle/push to make sure they are seated correctly on to the motherboard.
While very unlikely..... make sure you're not putting a mobile phone close to the monitor or cable!
Errrrm.... if the monitor has any little knobs on the back give them a gentle wiggle as sometimes they oxidise as well.... it might also be worth "degausing" the monitor (although unlikely) which the manual should explain how to, or is one of the options that comes up when you hit the menu button on the front.
Jon
I think we should have a pin badge that is at least 6" by 4" and should say...
"I'm a swinger.... if you are... then I can get you a badge like this"
That way there would be no ambiguaty, lol
A sub i ws sceneing with and I joked about having t-shirts done.... hers would say "i'm sceneing with a 40 year old" and on the back "he's good, contact owner of t-shirt for references his number is xxxxxxxx" lol.
Mine was going to be "I'm old, I'm greying...." and on the back "but i can still shag better than a 20 year old... ask her with my number on the back of her t-shirt"
mind you i think she was just being kind to an old fart, lol.
Obviously with a club/social/munch/et. al. people are there.... i'm sure the rejected person(s) probably thinks one of the same responses as they do in emails/pms/what ever... but being in front of someone means that social decorum and the embarisment of public rejection holds sway so they bite their tongue and dont.
When I do get a rejection on the net.... I always send a "thank you so much for replying and letting me know.... its so nice to actually have an honest reply... i hope you find what you are looking for and again thank you for replying" or some such.
At least I know and the person(s) has had the politeness to respond so I think it warrents my thanks.
As for "hundreds" of emails for couples and single femails.... (from swinging as a couple)yes there is initially so I can understand the first time an advert goes live the "WTF" I cant reply to all of these.... but after that its in 10's a day if that and it doesnt take much to say "sorry but no"
However I do understand that its hard to reject people, I always worry i'm going to offend someone in saying no and even more worry if my no will be taken in such a way as it is due to one of their insecurities about themselves as I have my own self image issues.
However if the profile is not all sex related then i'm more likely to respond with a "lets meet up socially for a drink...." as sometimes the adverts and photos really dont do the person(s) justice and the people behind the screen just do it for me in real life!
jon Xx
You know i'm coming... but jsut thought i'd confirm as a way of pushing this back to page one, lol.
Will be great to meet everyone I have not yet met, and to see old friends.
Jon Xx
I have no problems with these types of programs being on sky... if people are stupid enough to pay a premium to watch them, and pay again to ring them then more fool them!!!!
BUT I strongly believe they should not be allowed on the major TV chanels like BBC1,2 / ITV1, C4, and C5.
Besides, I always thought they had to "provide decient and good programming" or shome such terms in their contract.
And yes, the questions are designed to have the most obscure unknown answer as the highest payout... was funny last night when I was flipping chanels and someone had said "short metre" for the "short xxxxxxx" quiz and had one, they obviously either knew music or had used the internet to find the most daft answer and were lucky enough to get through and win the top prize.
As for the maths questions.... obviously they dont follow the rules of precidence as well as having a question worded as to make the result anything they feel like and it would not supprise me if someone chooses the corect answer to quickly they just change the answer to another "correct" one to rip off even more pissed twats.
"add the numbers"
10+15=
4+3*6=
1-5=
If i remember my maths correctly should be
10+15=25
(4+3)*6=42
1-5=-4
so logically 25+42+4=71
But they could mean 4+(3*6)=22
or with the wording 10+15+4+3+6+1+5 + the answers(or not) and so on.....
So anyone stupid enough to ring up deserves to be ripped off!
As I mentioned to easy and horny.... I have a photoshoot that day but as they are on the scene and i'm putting them up, stop the sniggering... i'm getting the sofa, lol, I'll ask them if they are interested in coming, that way I also get to have a lift and can drink YEH!
So put me+2 down for this one as provisionals (not sure if they both have accounts on here... but I think they do so will check with them tomorrow)
Jon xxxx
Quote by LondonPlaything
BDSM/Fetish & Swinging are, in my Hummmble....perfect arenas for a full and erotic experience played out between people involving a potentially huuuuge range of emotions and physical sensations...
... however.....
In my experience, when it comes to BDSM clubs, there seem (and I only say *seem*) to be rules regarding the more sexually inclined acts of swingers.
Sex itsself appears to be frowned on... Many a scene can be played out reaching to all sorts of levels, though an actual penetrative act involving bodies, and not toys etc seems to have a line drawn before it!
and I wonder why?
londonplaything

I do have to say that on the whole... swingers are more tolerant of the D/s scene than the otherway, which is odd because sceneing in a club is farily close to having sex whiile others watch!
If there is an issue from the swingers side of things... its cos they dont understand that D/s is not about beating crap out of someone or causing pain and is often more about the sensual play, and even if hard play is not about acutal harm.
Anyone who has ever spanked a bum or said "suck me bitch" or "lick me out you bastard" has endulged in a form of D/s play even if they didnt realise it as that is the mild end of BDSM.
One area where DS and Swinging does have issues in a club is swinging usually (but not always) involving touching and then when rejected, or not, backing off... D/s usually requires asking up front and then progressing... also in clubs D/s "voyers" tend to be a lot more descreete than swinging voyers.
A recient event in a D/s club made me wonder just how "open" people were.....
While it is ok for a woman to be played with, to have orgasums, for toys to be used... a comment over heard was "that shouldnt be allowed!"
And the reason for this comment...
A rubber fetishist was quite happily in the corner of the room, not disturbing anyone, knelt down... wanking! And the guy wanks weather he is watching anything or not.. its his kink.....
i was quite sad at the fact that some poeple want others to accept their kink... but were not open to someone elses kink.
If the D/s and swingers groups joined forces they would probably be in the majority... especially as even if not open, a lot do behind closed doors.
But will I be able to retain my amature status cos I dont earn much from my photography yet? LOL.
Perhaps this should be opened to any "artist" both pro and amature... on a special part of the site where links, even to profesional sites, are allowed. Obviously it might require either pre-validation or carefull modding so its not abused.
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Or even better, in a bath of custard....... well, something's got to help whisk the lumps out of it :shock:

LOL, wouldnt work due to the fact its a non-newtonian fluid....
The more you apply preasure or movement to the custard the more it pushes back and in effect becomes solid.
you could slowly sink into it but the moment you tried to shagg you would be locked in and would have to move slowly to then get back out, lol... mind you could make for a very long shag, lmao.
Ok nerd mode off, i'm not really that clever but i saw it on brainiache on sky where someone walked over a swiming pool of custard then got stuck in it after he stoped moveing and started to sink, lol.
Hi hun,
Can you put my name down for this... my diary is empty on that day biggrin
Jon xxxxxx
Hi hun,
Can you put me down for this one please as for once I have nothing professional on biggrin
Jon xxx
Quote by YorkJoe
I told my mates I was queer, all rough yorkshire blokes, thought I was going to get the shit kicked out of me, 10 out 10 to the blokes although they were uncomfortable with told me I was still one of the lads , thats what m8's are for.

Have to say that when i came out (they knew i was a mucky pic taker) as both bi and on the swinging scene.... none of the poeple I know really battered an eye lid, and even the most hetrosexual homophobes said "well just as long as you dont want my arse... " lol to which my response was "you're not my type... may be if you was young and cute" :-D
concidering that i live in ilson... thats not a bad response to my sexulity and the fact of what i do photography and fetish wise... so perhaps there is hope that swingers and bi/gay is far more accepted than is given credit for?
I've even been in tescos with my latex t-shirt and only had a couple of overheard comments... not quite got the balls to go in the latex cat suit... maybe after sassies do, lol.
Also done latex t-shirt and latex cycling shorts into notts and back on the late bus... said i'd just been to a goth do which was accepted.. next time... after sassies do (lol) full latex cat suit middle of notts (need someone big feck off bouncer to keep me safe... perferably female body builder type... yum yum, lol)
I will vote for their removal when i got loads of winks that lead back to empty profiles and no chance of good sex...
if I should get any winks leading to good sex with people I will vote for them.....
If i get any winks at all, i'll be so shocked that even if there was the potential of good sex i'd be so gob-smaked i'd probably not take them up on the offer....
<<< can you tell?
<<<<<, never had a wink yet, lmao
<<<<<<<<<< infact never had a PM wanting my body for gratuitious sex.... so feeling really inwanted at the moment, lol.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< mind you... chatted to a couple of really nice bi guys in the chat rooms (*waves to them* lol)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< just wants some winks from bi couples where i can (click your intersex conection has been disconected cos you are a perve!)
I didnt see it... as i've only just got of the phone from a 4 hour chat with a friend... and i so wanted to come in and watch and learn and have a wank <<<< honest if nothing else, lol
<<< wanders off to find something else to have a wank over ;-) :-D :-P
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Had a vasectomy... pregnancy is not an issue as i've had it over 5 years now so even if i wanted to the chances of a reversal are slim to say the least.
BUGGER!
I'm going to have to drop out from this :cry: as it clashes with a fetish event that I tog at.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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DenyMe never set up an account on her behalf for this... as she wished the *annonymity* level to play a part in her fantasy.. both for her, and indeed the other participants. Hence I offered my feeble assistance, thinking all would be a breeze...

The anonymity wasn't too well thought out as you had her username in the ad.. so I don't get the point!!
Oh, and I've removed your avatar (second time I believe) because it breaks site policy.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
How about a little less time apologising and a little more time browsing the site???
:P
LOL, I did look at it thinking... oh a dick shot... but if you look closer you cant see anything as its his hands/arm not his dick as its the latex shot from his photos.
My first experience was back in the 80's and i've posted about it http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/79036/60.html
I'm now nearly 40 and still swinging and have done so on and off during all that time.
I don't set out to specifically play most of the time, bar the occasional advert or response to one.. but if theres someone(s) I like and we are all interested then we go for it.
I don't try to meet and/or play with as many people as possible or every weekend or every day etc... just when it takes my fancy.
Its the same with the forums and chat rooms.. i pop in quite often but only post when theres something of interest to reply to as its not the be-all and end-all of my life, although a few years back i practically lived in chat as my son was much younger and I couldnt really get out into the real world as easily confused
Without reading anything posted before...
In answer to the question "does swining heaven swing" and assuming you mean do people play...
Then I have to say "yes"
If you mean do people know the dance moves to swing... I aint got a clue... i'm still getting my head around the jive as seen on BBC1 (was far simpler in my day, lol)
If you mean.. can i get a quck shag... then yes you can if you have something to offer that others dont. (ie a 10+ inch dick)
If you mean can i get a GF... dunno... I'd love to meet a single woman that I get on with, we have a sexual attraction with each other, and is on the same wavelength with... but I'm not holding my breath due to my interest with the DS side of things.
If you are just looking to unload... then I sugest you go gay and look at a site that has gay and dar, lol, plenty of people on there that are looking so suck and fuck, lol.
if you want to be a swinger.. then I suggest you actually get to know people and make friends and accept tthe fact that playing is not going to be a foregoen conclusion unless you attend a greedy girls night at a paying venue.
I myself will not play with anyone unless i'm attracted to someone(s) as whats the point as I may as well wank over pics if the sex is not going to be more interesting than a fantasy!!!!!!!!
This is my story.... and my first time....
Its cut and pasted from my text file so hopefully there wont be anything in there that gets me in trouble with SH as I cant be arsed to check it.
If you want to wank over it then feel free... if you find it informative then cool.
Oddly enough I re-met the couple in question via another swingers web site after loosing contact for about 10+ years and we now joke about how they were the teachers and I was the pupil, lol, and ocasionlly when i can get down that way we meet up socially and if all in the mood then play.
The best thing is its and enduring friendship over the last 20 years and still as special to me now as it was a new and interesting experience at the time!
>>> the story!
How I found myself in the strange and wonderful world of group sex.
To use a line from police academy, "many, many, many, years ago"
when I was a not quite, but almost, innocent 19 year old my second
girlfriend went on holiday with her parents to Greece. I mean while
was left to my own devices with my best friend.
I used to live in a small backwater village called Acle; Yarmoth was
only a short train ride away so off we both went with just enough
money to get into the night club and buy enough beer to get
hammered, which in those days only came to about 10 pounds.
Anyway, the night progressed and we got drunk and performed our
usual stage act of dancing like the blues brothers; thank god we knew
the bouncers!
Coming away from the dance floor I was stopped by this stunning
looking woman, she was wearing tight shiny black mini-skirt, knee
length boots, white mid-thigh length hold-up stockings that left a good
6"s of sexy skin on show (boy did I love the 80s), and a black zip up
top (almost like a jogging top) done up to the neck, she made some
comment about how good it was to see someone enjoying themselves
and not worrying about looking like a prat! Her breasts filled the top
perfectly, I guessed she was a 36D, and being unusually daring (I'm
actually very reserved and shy when in normal situations, honest!) I
said thanks, laughed, and said, it made a change when a woman with
such lovely tits spoke to me, instead of my standing in the corner
being to shy to talk to people I was attracted too.
We both laughed and she offered to buy me a drink, who was I to
refuse knowing I'd be walking the 9 miles back to Acle at 2 in the
morning? Anyway we got on well and spent a good half hour talking,
well she talked and I listened while fantasising about what she would
look like naked. She must have known what I was thinking and she
started to talk about sex and how turned on she got when dancing;
being the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she would like
to dance, we got up and were soon boogying away to yazz's "the only
way is up".
Being well drunk by this time I was rubbing up and down her body,
and she was doing the same to me... was I in heaven or what, 19 and
dancing with this real woman, wow! As we danced I got more and
more adventurous, pulling her tighter and tighter towards me, rubbing
my hard on against her and nuzzling her breasts as I danced down.
When salt-n-peppers "push it" came on I thought I'd died and gone to
heaven; I was almost Cumming in my trousers... Sod it! I thought, as I
danced down this time I put my hands on her thighs and kissed the
inside of leg just where the tendons show below the crotch, I swear I
believed I could smell her sex.
The music changed and we left the dance floor. She said she would be
back in a few minutes and walked away. Shit!, I thought, I've
buggered that up, why can't I dance without acting the total idiot?, like
some sex starved teenager. Consoling myself with the beer she had
brought I looked around for my friend; the jammy git had his tongue
down this girls throat while she rubbed his crotch, he smiled and got
up, said he'd see me tomorrow and walked off for a "stroll under the
peer".. boy was he better at this than I was. Looking around again I
saw the woman talking to this big bloke, she kissed him took a drink
from his hand and knocked it back. Oh well, time to leave early....
As I walked to the door she stopped me, I asked her if that was her boy
friend and apologised if I'd embarrassed her? Don't be silly, she said,
that's my husband! He enjoys it when I get off with other men. I tell
you, you could have knocked me over with a feather as that was the
sort of stuff you'd have found in my collection of wank mags of the
time. She said that she and her husband would like me to come back
to theirs for a drink, I hesitated for all of 10 seconds, than accepted;
well sod it!, if I didn't get beaten up then at least I could hopefully
have a nice time talking till the early train home.
We all got into the taxi and 10 minutes later were back at theirs, we all
sat down and the conversation went surprisingly easy, I'm fine talking
to people but can never go up to someone and start "chatting them
up"; far to fearful of rejection!.. After about half an hour Mary started
kissing me, I looked at her husband, Mark, who was rubbing his
crotch; he nodded at me, so I started kissing back. My hands moved
up to her top and, shaking nervously, I pulled her zip down, I was
right, her breasts were beautiful and 36D. The nipples were a bright
pink and the dark brown areole puckered and so inviting. I put one in
my mouth and sucked hard, then the other, and back again... Pressing
her breasts together I put both nipples in my mouth and gently nibbled
and sucked them, the taste was sweet and sugary. She stood up and
shook off her skirt and knickers.
I pushed my face into her crotch, sucking her lips into my mouth,
running my tongue between them, trying to find her clit. I love doing
this, the sour sweaty taste of a vagina is one that I remember when I'm
on my own and fed up being single, a favourite memory when
wanking. Her legs started to twitch and I just continued to lick and
suck at the same speed, she sat down with a thump. Her face and neck
flushed bright red and, I swear, a sheen of sweat on her breasts... Her
husband was naked by this time, his hand covered with his cum and
his dick wilting. She walked across to him and started to lick it up, I'd
always thought this sort of thing was made up, even now my
girlfriends have always refused to swallow my cum.
She looked around and asked if I wanted to make love to her, her
words not mine. I took my shirt off, then fumbled around trying to get
my boxer boots off, finally I took my chinos off and stood there
starkers, and somewhat shy! I moved over and started to kiss her back
trying not to look as skinny as I felt, I felt around her body and started
to play with her nipples. I could feel Mark's dick and balls pressed up
against her chest, she took one of my hands and placed it on her
mouth. I could feel his dick going in and out of her mouth. I hooked a
finger into her mouth and she sucked it along with his dick. Feeling
more confident about myself now, I took my dick and put it at the
entrance to her vagina. Slowly I pushed it in. It was warm, wet, and
very inviting. She pressed back quickly against me, I was nearly at my
limit by this time.. Quickly she started to push back and pull forward,
I was not going to last much longer, especially as this was only the
third person I'd had sex with and the fact that she was groaning with
her mouth full of someone else's cock, and I could feel it in her
mouth... I grunted and started to pull out, leaning up.
Mark grabbed my arms and said do it in her, she loves the feeling. I
came in her pushing as hard against her as I could, wanting to savour
every moment, as they say "I came buckets", harder than I'd ever done
before. Mark grunted and came in Mary's mouth, jerking his crotch
up and down, looking totally satisfied with himself. I could see his
balls had risen towards the base of his cock, a small amount of cum
trickling down his shaft and I was totally in-awe of the sight I was
witnessing. This was nothing like anything I'd ever seen in the soft
core videos my mates father had. Mary stood up and walked over to
the sofa, sat down, and asked Mark to get us all a drink. I was unsure
of where to sit, should I get dressed, Mary said "sit next to me, you
don't need to get dressed;" so I did so, starting to feel a little self
conscious. Mary laughed and said, you're quite a strange one aren't
you? You've made me come twice, spunked in me, felt marks cock in
my mouth, and you're blushing and looking embarrassed! Mark came
back into the room, his dick swinging between his legs, Mary and I
looked at each other and burst into laughter, Mark joined in,
thankfully, and agreed I was a little strange being shy after all we'd
just done.
We all sat there talking, quite normally, with everything hanging out.
After we had all started to recover Mary said she could feel my spunk
starting to run out, Mark knelt on the floor and Mary put her legs on
his back. I watched as he started to lick her vagina, putting his tongue
right into her and lapping up my sperm. He leaned forward and put his
tongue in Mary's mouth, she sucked it and said she could taste me, he
went down again and brought more up to her mouth. By this time I
was getting hard again, she lent over towards me and kissed me, I
could taste myself on her as she pushed her tongue into my mouth.
She asked me to kneel up so she could suck me, I was surprised at
how far she could get her lips down my cock. She sucked hard and
fast, Mark was now pounding into her, pulling hard on her nipples,
twisting them while she fingered her clit, she was breathing quickly
and her face and neck started to turn red. Mark pulled out, I quickly
moved and entered her, she started sucking Marks cock now, just
inches from my face. One things for sure about group sex,
homophobia is not an option! especially when you're this close to
someone else's dick. Mark pulled out and Mary kissed me, then
turned and started to suck Mark again, then kissed me again, when she
started to suck Mark again I put my head right up to hers and started
to kiss the corner of her mouth, I put my tongue in her mouth and felt
her tongue against mine and Marks cock against us both, an odd
feeling but not offensive.
Mark and Mary moved, Mary moved me down onto the floor and
leant over me, putting her cunt over my mouth. I sucked and licked for
all I was worth, she sucked me and Mark went behind her, I could see
his balls above me as he started to push into her ass hole. Mary was
licking the underside of my cock, moving her mouth up and down my
shaft, her teeth scraping me gently as she did this.. I started to twitch,
Mark seemed ages away from Cumming his balls hanging low, I
meanwhile was new to this and was ready to shoot again. Mary
pressed the base of my cock with her hand and stopped sucking, for
some moments I thought I was still going to cum, slowly the feeling
went away.
Mary moved up and off me, she twisted her legs from underneath her
and laid back on Mark, holding herself up on her arms. Mark put his
arms around her, pulled himself up and plonked him and her onto the
sofa, still keeping his dick in her ass. I moved forward and licked her
again, then knelt up and pushed my dick into her cunt. The feeling
was indescribable, I could feel his cock right under me, the thin wall
of her vagina between us, our balls banging together as we both
pounded into her. When he came I could feel the twitching as he filled
her ass with his cum, then I filled her cunt again with mine. Mary
cursed as she came, as her cunt contracted it pushed my softening dick
out, cum and juice ran down Marks legs and balls and onto the sofa.
She twisted around and kissed Mark tenderly, then she lent forward
and kissed me. I could have fallen in love then and there, and I guess
in a way I did!
We all went up stairs, and fell quickly asleep. In the morning we had
breakfast together and we met every night for the next two weeks.
Sadly, with hindsight, when my girlfriend returned from her holidays I
resolved to be with her exclusively. We remained together for three
years, moved to Ilkeston, and had a beautiful son together, who lives
with me.
So now you know how I first found group sex, and how enjoyable I
find it.
I've had a few long term relationships since then, but I've never quite
got over that night and I guess I'm searching for someone who will be
with me, in the same way that Mary was with Mark. Loving each
other, but confidently sharing each other. Till that day, I now enjoy
meeting others for group sex, and hope that someone out there is the
right person for me.
If I get time, I'll write up some of my other meetings with other people,
if anyone wishes?
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:inlove: Thankyou so much!
Sex! :scared: redface Endorphins are nice and everything but I'm not convinced I'm willing to risk the pain afterwards once it all stops! surprisedops:
What is a tens machine?
Walking isn't impossible just yet, but I do walk like my 82 year old granny right now! :oops:
It's very painful. I'll get to the docs tomorrow and see if they'll refer me to the x'ray dept as this won't take nearly as long as waiting for A&E will.
Hot and cold stuff it is then! I've loaded up the hot water bottle and rummaged for some frozen out of date items to abuse.
Do warm cream things work? I've found a gel thing in the medicine cupboard and wondered how effective it would be on this?

a tens machine is a little box that has leads coming of it with patches on it for instant pain relieve smile
And yeah there very very good and i would advise anyone to get one, there really handy, not only for any part of your body that you get pain in ( apart from your head ) there also good for other things to :twisted:
Shaz x
My mum was one of the first to trial the tens machine due to her aracna thingie... it works by sending the brain regular "pain/impulse" signals that confuse the brain and block the real pain signals..its now been adapted for use in dental work and also by the BDSM'ers for actually sending pain signals (us bdsm lot are very good at adapting things, lol) but it doesnt work for everone.
The more modern ones use a high frequency pulse so you dont even get a tingle on the tounge... the older ones used to send a pulse every .5 seconds or so which was similar to the no work out bodybuilding pads that cause the muscles to twitch.
But like any medical thing... it only works for some... my mum is now on morphine patches and anti-depresants as the anti-deps make the other pain killers work at a much more powerfull strength as a side effect (contra indication) and none of the 35 pills she takes a day get rid of the pain.. they only make it just managable.
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IWe did ask the doctor about it redface and he said its something to do with some chemical your brain releases while doing the tango ( can't remember the name now )Shaz x rolleyes

It endorphins... its bascially the bodys equivilent of morphine.
It why someone that is shot or looses a limb in an accident can still function untill the shock sets in.
Its very similar to the flight or fight response that you get when you get an addrenaline rush but a lot more powerfull.
Its actually why some people enjoy "subbing" and pain... the body kicks out the pain dampening endorphines and people get used to that so it produces a narcotic effect... its also why people that scene while not in a relationship (but play) suffer from sub drop as its a withdrawl simptom due to the "play have fun" then "back to 'normal life' without the fix" when the body is craving the morphine/endorphine's in the body.
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dunno I don't actually know my real size.. i guess alot of the time. But I just always say I'm big rolleyes
People will make of that what they will.
If anyone ever wants to bring a tape measure round and actually do all the inches with me ;) Feel free :giggle:

And very nice looking you were to :P
I dont have tape... but 35foot of rope did seem to work well when tied around you a lot of times wink :P biggrin
wanders off to pack the rope, flogger, and 9foot bull whip for next time we meet
realises I dont have a bull whip... and the last time i used on I clouted myself more than made interesting "cracking" sounds :cry: lol
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What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P

Lots!! Until at least tea time wink
38c - OK, so my question is, what is that in SH terms... large? dunno
I have to say that Sarah's 38c are most impressive... and I've sent her the photo to prove it from the chams munch!
(dont worry sarah... next time i'll take a shot thats not just of the boobs if cameras are still alowed at munches lol as i was just captivated I instinctivly focused on the boobs)
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chatroom directors are a pet hate of mine

Does that mean if we ever add each other to messenger (subtle hint, lol) I cant ask you to get your tits out and suck them?
Wanders off to sulk
Jon xxxx
PS as an incentive to add me to messy i think i have a photo of you and your twin (suze) to send you lol
Now theres a fantasy... twins... :lol:
As another incentive... i want you naked on my bed so I can take photos of you! (and if you say you wont... i'll come around and spank your botty! (looks mean and dom :lol: ))
Can i be a member of the LTC as I had a deleted thread?
If i cant then I think we should also have a DTC lol