Try not cumming for a week and then see how heavy it is when you finally get release...
MOD edited out very offensive comment here. DO NOT do this again.
LIES! we have misery....We have scrotums! they get caught in everything...
zips,
photocopier mechanisms,
weasels teeth,
giant steel cogs,
Japanese POW camps,
crocodile clips,
barbed wire....
the list goes on.
Its fantastically pointless to fuck other people separately when youre in a relationship with someone who's into swinging. Its like buying a mercedes and cycling to work every morning.
I dont undertsand couples who want separate rooms and I probably never will (mainly because when I hear the word 'separate rooms' I start mentioning scat with a maniacal, dribbly grin to get rid of them)
yeah, you know the genital mutilation guy? that was me!
j/k lol
but maybe he just really didnt fancy that couple at all, and needed rid of them without hurting their feelings?
Why do so many of the couples in the couples seeking couples section only post a picture of the female, worse still why do they reply to ours with just a picture of the female? (even though they want full swap!?!?)
If any of the couples who do that are reading this could you please try to explain to us what this is all about? (is my partner supposed to not care what the guy looks like?)
I just feel like either these people are really intensely stupid or we're missing the point entirely.....
the great thing about a chocolate fetish is that you can go to scat porn sites and with a little imagination still get turned on!
I really think he's talking about getting a PA love, not the off the shelf rubber cockring.
I'm not sure you can pay to have a rubber cockring put round your shaft.... the anne summers employees might not like it.
to clarify further he means getting a spike shoved into his ureter and out the side and having a metal ring put in the hole.
good point, I've heard there is a club in merseyside 'pleasure gardens' or something, any reason why it isnt listed on this site or is it top secret?
Dr T, myself and my partner would love to swing with you! our only rules are that you meet us alone in the forest wear a blindfold and dont tell anyone where you're going!
We might also ask you to dig a hole first ...so we can, erm.....see your big white muscles working!!! thats right...make it about 6 feet deep or whatever you'd find comfortable.
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single guys are much better than those tossers who pretend they have a partner imho.
webcams are the best way to be sure, cuts out the prankers, pic collecters and timewasters like a chainsaw through butter.
Tawnee stone, nicest ass in the industry and of course lisa from suicide girls (but only because she's dating a best mate of mine :P)
Zootle, theres pornstars for every taste, chances are if you dont get off over plastic tits and collagen lips you're not alone, your'e more alone if you do!. theres bbw pornstars, over 40's porn stars, midget porn stars, ginger porn stars (dare I even say it....dead porn stars? lol)
...besides the kind of pornstar you're talking about are almost obsolete now these ultra real silicon sex dolls are about (the dolls have the advantage of being better conversationalists too)
it could be worse than embarrasing, theres some real nutters out there....
well it is true that chavs have a uniform of sorts, but I cant imagine burberry swastikas looking very appealing....
"eeeyar dickhead giz a cig or I'll jackboot yaz teethes out"
have you got an online portfolio mate?
The point is, racer has now actually apologised, and that means he deserves a pat on the back... its what I was verbally slapping him around the back of the head to achieve.
racer...I was wrong to pick on single heterosexual males in my ad, the hell they have to go through telling their parents that they're straight must be terrible...and the hate crimes they endure on a daily basis!. I could never possibly imagine the neverending horror your life must be.
It was also wrong to criticise your very manly interests, I now realise most things straight includes a lot of horrific things such as , scat and (but only if its female!) heaven forbid you'd come right out and say it ;).. and that e-mail you sent was sublime...I had no idea a horses cock could do that!
frecklebird, most of my attitude can be explained by the fact that I'm extremely obnoxious so if you bare that in mind when reading my posts they make a lot more sense!
Getting the shit kicked out of me by a nazi chick, uniform and everything... I mean like tied to an electrified metal bed and getting my ribs booted to peices by her and maybe some light knife torture.
She can wear a gasmask too... and clout me around the head with a zyklon b canister.
is that weird?
sorry freckles that post was a quick and passionate one, I was exasperated at racers Chavvish attitude. FFS the guy lists his interests on his profile as 'most things straight'. Tell me frex...would it be deemed as o.k to put 'most things white' on your profile? no you'd be banned straight away.
It might seem like I'm being insanely touchy about it, I'm not suggesting he posted that hoping or even knowing it would offend anyone. But he's skirted around apologising and just become confrontational about it. I personally believe this is a forum where people shouldnt have to deal with that kind of attitude. People like him are the cyber equivalant of pushy leering single men in swingers clubs.
I dont see why youre defending him, it saddens me to see people like you around.
hope you all realise saint nick is russian, I for one will be leaving a bottle of vodka and a hot steaming bowl of borsch out for him.
and if its still there (and I'm not dead of blood toxicity) in the morning I'll be pouring the vodka into the beetroot soup and drinking it.
amen.
so who else is going to be celebrating the birth of jesus christ with debauched fornicating, greed, coveting and any other sin you can manage to cram in?
We sure as hell are!
remember folks, dont worship SATAN...worship SANTA!
(Might we also suggest a moments silence on christmas day for every human life that had ever been taken, tortured or terrorised in the name of GOD? or would suggesting honouring those poor souls memories be too offensive to healthy, happy, LIVING christians in the western world?)
merry christmas and more importantly a happy new year.
I'll also be looking foward to the witty retorts from the d*ckheads this post isn't aimed at (the ones I couldnt care less about saying bye too) which of course I cant reply to due to this being a farewell post.
:x
