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6 Apr 2007

Quote by Calista
I was "diagnosed" with OCD a few years back, as part of depression. One of the biggest indicators for me is that I get obsessive about the house and how clean it is. To the point where I can't settle if something is untidy.
I'd wipe things down 10 times, stress about where things lived ie ornaments etc.
The depression has passed and the house permanently looks like a bombsite now but I still obsess when it gets too bad.
Cx

snap that's what started me off ....I stress sooooo much over the housework and can clean the same thing over and over again :shock:
When we have people coming to stay I drive easy nuts the week before cleaning every room twice if not more .Especially the bathroom surprised

surprised

ops:

6 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ooooh everyone welcome at my house tonight! :bounce:
Fee
XX

just popped in to fine everyone is off to Fee's .....
*grabs coat,packs a few things in over night bag (easy) ,grabs car keys.2 hours and Im there* :twisted: :twisted:

3 Apr 2007

I'd dress up as a sofa for AC. :giggle: ;)
And I'd wear mountaineering gear for The Laird. :smitten:
easy can please himself :P

3 Apr 2007

In my defence your honour I believe I was bewitched by Earthy....as everything was fine until she mentioned how nice I looked ....then ping my zip went. redface

redface

As for ample busom on show at this point ....WHERE were you looking as it was surly not at me :giggle:

3 Apr 2007

Ok better late than never.....THANK YOU redgirlmanc for a brill night even when you showered me in brandy and coke :giggle:
A huge thank you to the lovely lady who mended my zip for me. I did look at the badge but cannot for the life of me remember your name redface

redface

surprised

ops:
As always it was great to see all the old reprobates and meet some new ones..
Cheers to Sassy for the lift there and back and AC for the in car entertainment :twisted: wink

wink

:oops:

14 Mar 2007

As somebody that doesn't swing :shock: ...I have had to learn to say NO many times.
Don't be afraid to say it,as it can get you into a very uncomfortably situation if you don't...
Would you be afraid to say something to a bloke/girl who was coming on to you in a "vanilla" club that you didn't like? ...If you answered no to that then you should have no problem saying NO on here.
People/couples have got to have something that turns you on or floats your boat to swing or it just wont work ...for either party...(but what do I know) redface

redface

14 Mar 2007

You need to ask easy what he thinks of marriage.... :censored:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Mar 2007

I've been through a divorce and as jaymar said it's not nice (especially when there are children involved).
What made it worse for me was how my family reacted.I was the one who walked out on my husband and my family couldn't understand as my ex in their eyes was a wonderful for the first couple of weeks I was not only having to deal with solicitors etc.I was getting unpleasant phone calls of my she calmed down and when I told her my reasons she came round.
Anyway I gave everything to my husband only taking what was mine to begin with and what I'd bought since,but when it came to the divorce itself it was my solicitor that said I was entitled to half and went for it on my behalf .
Four years later I was finally divorced and he had no money and hadn't kept the payments up on the house,so the building society got it.
In the end all I got was my life back and that was all that mattered

12 Mar 2007

bloody pc log-ins mad

mad

9 Mar 2007

Quote by the_Laird
I dont know......9 hours at work, two in the gym then I have to come home and make my own dinner!!!
At this rate she'll be demanding I shag her later
Right Countess, where do you want me??

And I'm still in my gym gear so shorts will have to do for now....

Well I have had a rough day ....so my shoulders are tight you can start there please :twisted: :twisted:
and we will go from there...

9 Mar 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
He's just come home from work and the gym and now he's making my dinner :grin: How well trained is he?!!!
He'll be with us shortly so I'm told and I'll make sure he strips to his boxers first! Actually I better check if he's wearing any :shock:
Fee
XX

Good girl you do have him well trained....don't worry if he hasn't ...in the buff will do just fine :happy: ....actually he can borrow easy's apron..the one he wears when he's doing the ironing.... wink

wink

:twisted: :happy:
oh I'm so going to be in trouble when he reads that smackbottom

smackbottom

9 Mar 2007

Why not have two waiting on us ...where's your other half Fee .....Oh Laird where are you there are ladies who need your attention.....
O and it's a certain dress code ...boxers only please.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Whoo Hoo! :bounce:
The girlies have arrived :happy:
Who needs stoopid boys anyway
Anyone want a glass of my white wine? Countess, when your other half arrives we'll make him wait hand and foot on us, what d'ya say! :lol:
Fee
XX

That's a brill idea ...he can do it in just his boxers to :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

9 Mar 2007

Bloody hell warwick where have you been hiding passionkiss

passionkiss

sorry but when the men say no women I just can't resist
not doing as Im told .....so pass us a beer and make room for me in the jacuzzi please.....
I'll have some peace and quite before the other half appears rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

2 Mar 2007

Quote by essex34m

I said that I wouldnt beat you up if you came to the Munch

word is that you couldnt beat an egg
Thats it, youve gone too far this time, you are really going to get it now ......
.... Sassy, get him :giggle:
and im assuming that while im incapacitated through laughter, thats when you two will actually do something?
Do you require any help Sassy and NWC as I've a new pair of boots that need breaking in. :twisted:

25 Feb 2007

Hi, as a shy newbie, is it possible that I could come?
Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on the top. biggrin

biggrin

17 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
Sniffer and welcome.. I have to say I admire your honesty but me personally I don't do feet in any way, shape or form. :crazy: :crazy: poooeeeee!

I agree totally with you jaymar...feet don't do it for me at all ...I don't like mine being touched either
:welcome: By the way Sniffer and as most have said on here each to their own...

17 Feb 2007

Hi somebody point me to the bar....I need a cold beer and the jacuzzi .....
I need to cool off from the text messages I'm getting :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:

13 Feb 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Well it looks like I have the pleasure of posting the first real valentines message and its a corker ;)
Countess
A Lady befitting her title
Full of decorum and of plume
One so divinely beautiful
Shall we think about a room??
:inlove:

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Well thank you I do believe you are now owed one of these passionkiss

passionkiss

when I see you next

13 Feb 2007

I have a friend who's ex-boyfriend wanted to put one in his basement...for some reason he thought that because I posted on a swingers site that I would be an expert on them....
:shock: :shock: rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

lol

:lol: :lol:

13 Feb 2007

Quote by the_Laird

That would be like sitting right up close to someone and it feels electric then?
Yeah, thought so.

:shock: :shock: :shock: I've never had that feeling lol

lol

:lol: :lol: innocent

innocent

:whistling:
Bet others around you have though
:wink:
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

13 Feb 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee

You and me both...I don't even get a card :cry: :cry: :cry:
That's what I get for living with a non-romantic :roll: :roll: :roll:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't shatter my illusions! :eeek:
lol

lol

Fee
XX
Sorry babe the truth hurts sometimes :lol: :lol:

13 Feb 2007

Quote by the_Laird
That would be like sitting right up close to someone and it feels electric then?
Yeah, thought so.

:shock: :shock: :shock: I've never had that feeling lol

lol

:lol: :lol: innocent

innocent

:whistling:

13 Feb 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I never get any Valentines messages

Fee
XX

You and me both...I don't even get a card :cry: :cry: :cry:
That's what I get for living with a non-romantic :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

13 Feb 2007

have to agree with the whole accent thing and certain languages. Anything said in Italian (low and sexy ) would make me melt.
I'm terrible for calling everyone darling ..especially to old men at work.. redface

redface

surprised

ops: but i hate it when they call me love or even worse some spotty teenager calling it me. mad

mad

:x
As for calling Easy anything at the moment... it's slapper lol

lol

:lol: :lol: But occasionally when I'm after something it's babe. :twisted: :twisted:

13 Feb 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

I can think of nothing more sensual and erotic than lying close to someone you really, REALLY fancy the pants off of, snogging them for all you are worth, your breathing laboured, the heat between you building and the sexual tension almost visible as you hold them tight and run your hands over their body knowing you haven’t the bottle to ask to go further but tentatively, albeit briefly, running a hand where it shouldn’t be and hoping that she’ll respond accordingly……
Don’t rule out kissing as a lesser sport, with the right person it’s far more important than that……

Absolutely agree with the bold bit. The other bit.... :twisted: :quiver:
We really need a 'quiver' emoticon
I know exactly where your coming from with that one frecklebird :twisted: Made me very hot under the collar surprised

surprised

ops:
As for the why "wont she have sex with me" bit ..perhaps because she has had sex with all her male friends and maybe seen a difference in how they treat her now is stopping her dunno

dunno

:dunno:

12 Feb 2007

I had a full length poster of this particular gent on my wall at home......

But my mother was appalled ...as she thought he was far too old for me to fancy and I had to remove it. :cry:

12 Feb 2007

Quote by mistress_sassy
Dawnie you can watch anytime :rascal:
Easy what has poor Essex ever done to you - and I meant nice thigh high black pvc boots - I am sure I can kick as well in those and the overall look will be so much better! :giggle: :giggle:
Sorry wideboy - love ya really! :lol: :lol:

Who's wearing the boots for the Wigan Munch?
Are we doing timeshare now? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

11 Feb 2007

Quote by Vicky_uk
To the hunky guys who helped Ally set up in the afternoon thank you

Wasn't one of them Easy? :hunk: rolleyes

rolleyes

lol

:lol:

smackbottom

vicky don't encourage him!!

Quote by little gem
Great to see so many friends from far flung places again! Won't leave it so long next time, promise. Even the local ones who see fit to pour half a bottle of water down Nellie's bum crack! Hilarious! :lol: But I'm sure I'll be punished for letting you do that! ;) :D

I revoke any knowledge of knowing that person innocent

innocent

or condone that action
But I did find it very funny :giggle: bolt

bolt

8 Feb 2007

Quote by onlyme1981
OMG
:shock:
I was nervous to begin with....now I've seen the list I'm scared!

You're staying with us darling. Of course you're scared..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: bolt

bolt