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DreamerHelen
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 47
0 miles · Greater London

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Okay Okay I admit it....it's me.... wink
Except that:
a) I'm not a bloke (looks down and checks, nope!!)
b) I can't sing (shut up you at the back!! rolleyes )
c) Too many people have met me and know it's not me.
I'll keep an eye out though at the next Munch :rascal:
I watched the programme about the guy going to Amsterdam and found it quite an insightful programme although I kinda felt sorry for him because he openly admitted that he didn't fancy the woman that he lost his virginity with...and I thought that was really sad...
I lost mine with someone that I loved dearly...and still love....however he wasn't mine to hold onto in a sense and we parted as friends....but I still remember the day fondly and he made it pretty special for me...
A slightly different question though...if you met a guy/woman as a Swing Meet and you found out either afterwards or during that they were a virgin would it:
a) Put you off.
b) Turn you on even more.
c) Make you stop and have a serious conversation.
d) Another option?
What about Bi-Night on Monday evenings? Although I'm not sure whether this is mainly for bi men or also for bi women or whether it's best for both members of the couple to be bi...
It also depends whether you're lady is particularly interested in exploring her bi side or not?
Whatever you do, go for it, decide on your boundaries and have fun!!!
That depends if you want erotica type clubs or just nightclubs?
The Champs Elysee's has a few bars and nightclubs...and a particularly good Latin American Club about halfway down...
I second MikeC...if you want erotica then go to Pigalle but be aware it's not the safest part of Paris, especially at night!!
Have fun!!! :twisted:
As much as I'd love to come I have two problems:
1) I don't live in or anywhere near to Nottingham LoL
2) I don't like curry wink
Have a fabulous time....Dave and Alex I really hope to see you both sometime soon!! kiss
Evening Choooooooon hunny kiss
NOw, I misread that, I thought you said "Feel free to do with ME as you please" and I thought :twisted:
Anyway...don't care about the footie but I'm having a really great week so far and it's looking to get better... smile
I have to say this is the funniest thread I have watched in bloody ages!!!!
Classic thread....LoL
When I go to clubs I don't like wearing a towel because they don't usually fit around me redface LoL
So I tend to wear a sarong tied loosely around my hips and then it's easy enough to take off if I go into the jacuzzi or want to play :twisted:
Am I the only one that read "sperm specialist" at the beginning of the post? redface I spent at least 30 seconds wondering what on earth a sperm specialist was... biggrin
Oh and btw, CONGRATS hun....you're a lovely guy and one of the few people I have yet to meet... kiss
Personally I am more self-conscious with my clothes on as well...
When I have my clothes off it is a case of "What you see is what you get"...and there is nothing I can do if you don't like me the way I am...
But when I have clothes on it's a case of will they like what I'm wearing, does it make me look sexy, do I look fat in them...
I am glad you have changed your name to something that you're more comfortable with... smile
I often laugh at people's names and wonder if they realise that they might have to introduce themselves to someone one day... "Hi there, I'm bigblackcock4u"... LoL
The best thing you can do is be there for her....if you start telling her what a waste of space her partner is she may turn against you...
I really feel for you having to go through that...and I hope that everything works out for you and for her and that she gets the courage to leave him someday.
Ewwwwwwww!!!!! :shock:
I hope they haven't recycled it and that's what you have to spit or swallow at the Dentist!! evil
My Grandma sometimes helps me tidy my room....and she decided to do it one day while I was out...
I came back to find a very tidy room and my Vibrator smack in the middle of my bed redface
She hasn't mentioned it and neither have I LoL
I'm sure my Mum knows about my lifestyle...I don't come directly out and say it but she knows that I have met up with married men with their wives approval... LoL...and she's fine with it!!
I would say with regards to what to wear, why don't you ring the Club that you are thinking of going to and ask them?
I would advise you both to sit down and talk about what your boundaries are....what you will and won't do...and stick to that on the night...
Swinging Clubs are not all about walking in there and getting jumped on...you will go in, sit around chatting for a while and then maybe start chatting to other couples or single men or single females...
Things are usually pretty relaxed in Swinging Clubs in my experience...so you can do things at your own pace...so don't worry!!
I'm still looking for a lift from Manchester to Wigan and back again....and/or floor space...
Any offers? PM Me please...I really do want to come to this!!!
I like to cook a bolegnase type thing, it's amazing and completely healthy....
Get some minced beef, fry it off and drain the fat.
Cut up some onions, mushrooms and pepper.
Put the veggies in with the minced beef and pour a tin of tomatoes over it.
Water down if needed.
Fry until all veggies are soft.
Add seasoning (I like garlic, salt, pepper and chilli powder)...
mmmmm yummy!!
btw, that's probably the only thing I can cook...LoL
Quote by MikeNorth
I assume it cured the abcess on your arm too, Helen. lol

:lol: Shhhh otherwise everyone will think I have a fetish for shagging while all icky!!! wink
Naahhhh this was years ago...but it was fun :twisted:
I have an abcess and it seems to be getting bigger by the day sad
I've been getting on average about 2-3 hours sleep a night (which explains what i'm doing up at )..
I need a sexy nurse please....or a george clooney lookalikey doctor :twisted:
I'm not sure my Username is original...but I started off using Dreamcatcher in the old days until someone else came and told me that that was their username and I wasn't allowed to use it!! rolleyes
So I started using Dreamer...and it stuck...
I'm not sure when it morphed to DreamerHelen, but I love the name now and I'm pretty much this name all across the Internet...feel free to google me!!
Sooooo enquring minds want to know....did you hear the doorbell? LoL
Hope your day wasn't too boring for you hun... kiss
Okay can I be the first one to make a salacious comment? redface LoL
You know how sometimes you can overdose on sex? There was one night (okay, morning really from about 5am until about 11am)...when I had sex about 6 or 7 times and I literally was overdosed...not that that stopped us trying to carry on :twisted:
Although this is not a bad thing and DID NOT have any of the side effects that has been listed in this thread:
NO farting
NO bloated stomach
NO sitting on the loo for quite some time
NO raw mouth (well okay possibly a little :twisted: )
However, I DID have:
A very satisfied smug grin on my face even if my legs were a little sore from being open for most of the night...LoL
Anyway, that in my opinion is the best thing to overdose on wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
IMPORTANT MESSAGE - Floor or room share urgently needed for one very special lady, who is making the effort to come all the way from the southern hemisphere. Can anyone show DreamerHelen some Northern hospitality lol

Awwww thanks hun, that's lovely!!! kiss
I can find cheap accommodation at a Hostel in Manchester so floor space or a room share not so much of an issue at the moment (although would still be nice)....
But can anyone offer me a lift from Manchester and back to Manchester after the Munch? I am happy to go with your timescales, so if you want to hang around after the Munch or whatever that is absolutely fine...If someone could PM me that would be fantastic...
Thanks again NWC...can't wait to see you and give you a big squeezy hug!!
I'm definitely an old school sort of person....I don't discriminate on age, height, weight, colour, sexuality etc...
And Munches are great places to be cause there are a huge mix of people of all shapes and sizes who just want to meet people and have a great time...
I'm a complete believer Tanina... and it must be very scary sometimes...
I don't "see" things as such...I see them more in my mind's eye...It's hard to explain...
When I used to sleep I could see a little girl in my mind sitting on my bed, and I could feel her, but when I opened my eyes there was nobody there...
I see things out of the corner of my eye, flashing lights and things moving...but when I look directly at them I don't see anything...
I think I would call myself empathic rather than anything else...if that makes sense...
I would recommend Tanina that you try talking to the Spirits and see if there is anything they want you to do or if they are just friendly ghosts...
Sorry guys, can't make this one....am busy elsewhere...
Have a fabulous time!!
And Missy, jump in the freezing cold pool for me wink
I tend to prefer to shag friends, however there seems to be a point when I become too good friends with them and shagging doesn't really appear on the menu anymore...so to speak...
So yes, shagging friends is great....but shagging strangers is somewhat less complicated...
Which is better? Well any shagging tends to be good....so I'll say both... lol