Quote by Dawn_Mids
Coronation Street :doh:
Is that still on.
j n B
Quote by twos_company
:. He has no desire to join a Swingers site, so would it be at all possible for him to attend.
Thanking you's in advance for your input.
A very confused tatty right now :crazy:
Quote by blonde
Call me a stayer but my fantasy is to start shagging a 20 year old and she's 60 by the time we've finished! :twisted:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
The kids left just before lunch, I spent the afternoon chatting and just spent 2 hours in bed with Ian.
I'm knackered :twisted:
Anyone got a smirnoff ice please
*wanders off muttering about several pms to do in a while for the Burton social
Quote by H-x
drags soap box, rather loudly, to the middle of the room.
H-x do'nt spoil there fun, they might have to go back to school and learn to read.
J n B
Guys.
Would you please stop and think for a nano second before stating in your profile that you are looking for a;
Gay Single Female
Gay Female Couple
Thank you.
H.x
gets off soap box and drags it back to the corner where it belongs
Quote by lilnfil
Hang on a minute....what about the women have nothing but open fanny shots in their pics?.......thats just as bad as all the cock shots!!
Quote by caylil
I know that some men don't like wearing condoms for what ever reason and I was just wondering what most men on swinging heaven prefer and would they go bareback?
Also if they go bareback how do they gaurantee being disease free?
Also are they not concerned about the risk of the woman getting pregnant?
just very curious.
Caylil
x
Quote by foxylady2209
Hover Mowers, aka Flymo's.
They don't hover and they don't f****ing fly either and I have just dragged mine over my huge front lawn and I'm k****red!!!!
Sorry - but I needed to say that!!
Any other total misnomers that drive you nuts?
Quote by lilnfil
About 3 months ago i had a meet arranged with an attractive fairly local couple ..it was a quick fire arrangement via the chatroom for the following evening. I hadnt got to know them but as my brain was situated on the end of my dick at the time i was following it with a passion .....i got let down man was i PISSED OFF a phone call doest take long or cost much ....did i get one absolutely not ...nothing ..nill zilch zero..........so.. i learned from it and vowed to stick with what i came to this site for and that is to make like-minded friends............About 3 weeks ago after a couple of nights of hilarious fun in the chatroom with a couple from xxxxx we exchanged addies msn and chatted on cam .. we all agreed that we had to meet i didnt rush things as the friendship was coming along so well to cut a long story short arrangement were made for a meet tonight and they would fone ....again nothing ....cant for the life of me think what im doing wrong