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1 Mar 2004

Brrr...a bit icy in here...
A different thought process, maybe a side you hadn't thought of, raised to make you think, for all your comments what you propose is actually illegal, full stop. Whether you intend to make money or not, I have no problem with it, I was just surprised you would shout about it in an open Forum...OH HUM, I shall refrain from having an opinion, a joke or comment.
As an adult community there are some who soon revert to childishness. Thank you for your insults Will, I am sure you will receive your rewards somewhere along the line.
LadyWA

29 Feb 2004

Carpathian,
Just a thought.......
How do you intend to get the royalties to the artists?
How do you intend to collect the said royalties?
Ever heard of Napstar in its original incarnation?
Bootlegs hmmmmmm. Dont think my clients would be happy.
Not a criticism, just a thought.
Lady WA
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25 Feb 2004

Dear Sappho,
May I wisk you the best of luck in giving up smoking. I managed it about 3 years ago and I have to say it was one of the best decisions I ever made. You know where we all are for support should you need it. biggrin

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Love and strength
LadyWA
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13 Feb 2004

Artificer,
The only smell when I arrived was my sexy perfume, but then knowing I was about to enter a so called GFZ I had over done the said delicate nose in order that I should not be affronted by any less than desireable diffusions.
I have to say that even my open minded and live and let live approach was sorely reproached by the clinch I caught Sarge and Brumlad in. Nevertheless, I was prepared to play ball ( or should that be with their balls ) yet my presence meerly scared them and like umpteen members of the so called GFZ they ran away.
However, your offer to check the sheep, though enticing, is far below what a lady undertakes, though Im not averse to the odd shepherd in the barn!
Any way have to go, keeping my date waiting now, well I say date, I mean meet, wellI say meet I mean shag, which is more than the members of the GFZ are going to get tonight!!
LadyWA
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13 Feb 2004

Tum Te Tum Te Tum...files nails, switches channels incessantly (no Sarge don't go there, brought my own all in one remote)...waits for the men, no still no one. Where Sarge and brumlad have gone to fulfil their needs I have no idea, but they certainly have scarpered from here!
Tum Te Tum Te Tum...slight yawn...just filling time...maybe paint my toenails.
Challenge in here is 90% boredom, 5% eyebrow plucking and 5% winding the men up!
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13 Feb 2004

LadyWA peers round the door....Basque and Sussies all silky and warm...thinks to herself "thought I was chicken eh Sarge?" :shock: Then I see Bilko and brumlad....

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Brumlad, looks like it is just me and you. At least the GFZ is girl free for a change.

Ah, I see now Sarge! I see why you want the girlies out of here...who brought the KY and which way do you prefer it, on your back with legs held high or head down ass high? Never the mind, I am sure you two will be terribly happy! I think I know where the remote went now..ewwww...the way you are walking gave it away!
I'm not so sure this thread should really be called the GFZ, after all it's mainly girlies posting in here and all you "men" have gone rather quiet and ran away (Fred? Fred? No matter how hard she hollows he does not respond! Isn't it called desertion when the rank and file disappear on you Sarge?)
Settles onto sofa..enjoys a drink or two, decides..hey it ain't that good here after all and leaves...for a promise that will be fulfilled...unlike here!
Yet again Bilko disappoints me!
LadyWA
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12 Feb 2004

Sgt Bilko said:

I really donâ€™t want to give you the satisfaction of feeling you managed to manipulate me so easily

:twisted: I goad, he falls, manipulate? Putty in my hands! :twisted:
You responded Sarge...once again your plans cannot survive the battle!
How easy this is, I feel that it is all too easy! Yawn!!! :kissmyarse:
Fred said:

uppity wench

Awww..Fred you say the nicest things! Thank you! kiss

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going away for a week

Are you now Fred?...RUNNING AWAY wave

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Actually I'll have that Yorkie and you can help me, I'll shove it up your :censored: , but then I reckon you'll like that! Take it like a man!
Lots of love to you needy men!!
LadyWA

11 Feb 2004

Quote by DJohn
I'm not interested in wind-ups, but I sometimes get upset when people take liberties with logic.

So why post on a thread that is clearly that???? Logic???? Where????
Lady WA

11 Feb 2004

Thanks Mal...what a gent!
As to Sgt Bilko..well I watched him squirm his way through a number of threads on here today..posting his inane quips, lol

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I waited eagerly in anticipation for his retorts.... and 24 hours later he has still failed to reply!
Girls Victory is ours (as if it was ever in doubt) feel free to pull up a seat in the GFZ this weekend...the boys will be too busy chasing lollipop sticks from the bins in the parks!!!
Sarge, you disappoint me, I watched you post on various threads, yet you ran like a scolded chicken from LADYWA!!! Obviously the helmet wasn't up to the task! (And I told you it was such a nice helmet!)
Will this bring out the man in you? Or is victory so signed sealed and delivered? Your surrender will be accepted in the mirrored room at Versailles (by the way your paying...I am a lady after all!!)
Happy Valentines to you....cos I doubt you will emerge from your bunker till then!!! :lol:
LadyWA

10 Feb 2004

Sarge, I smiled sweetly to myself at your posting, typical repitition of an old joke that has run and run in the GFZ and life. lol

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So I decided, I will pop in, wearing only my basque and stockings and serve you lovely men your drinks....
LACED WITH BROMIDE...and watch you wilt!!!!
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As you run from the GFZ redface

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searching for the lollipop sticks we girlies can settle down, empty your fridge and bask in another victory!
Sarge, as a Miltary man you must know that your plans can never survive the battle, as always in the battle of the sexes you men are doomed by fate to lose!
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Superior intellect will out!!! After all we have let you men pollute the planet long enough that your sperm counts are rapidly falling....you are mere pawns in our Grand Plan...we feed you hollow victories...lull you into a false sense of security then bang...you are all jaffas and we are having babies via DNA in- vitro fetilisation!!! Men become obsolete (pretty much are anyway eh girlies?) and the fairer sex rule the world!!
Bring it on Sarge.....by the way, love your Helmet!!!!!!!
Love LadyWA (I need a shag now...any nice guys about confused

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9 Feb 2004

Gosh I have missed so much...having been out of the country with a faulty laptop and too little time to find alternative means of communication I return to find that I still have much work to do re : some of the males on here!!!
Firstly I must ensure that next weekend I frequent the GFZ, knock back a drink or two, hog the sofa and maybe start to discipline a few of the guys on here who are obviously up for my challenge. I know I will have a number of sexy ladies to help me in my mission of dominating these souls!!
They are all getting excited now, I can feel it, but I am going to disappoint them, I intend to strip them, dress them in maids uniforms and get them to clean up the crap in the GFZ before the girlies and I settle down to "Sleepless in Seattle "and empty their fridge of their pissy lager and beer!
Have you noticed us girlies like a G&T...40% proof and more..the guys..large amounts of gas and only 5%..no wonder they are windbags!
But now to my serious bit. I am shortly to post my first ad (I will be in the country long enough to organise something for the first time in months). I noticed that there is a load of advice to single guys, "say this, not that" etc. So Who is gonna post me advice so that I get quality replies to my ad as a single female?
LadyWA

29 Jan 2004

Sgt Bilco,
Further to your earlier post, I am glad I stayed in the SHWI the other night and tucked myself up in bed before I ventured into the GFZ. Housework is a total bore and I have not had enough time to decide if any of you boys are worthy of having me as a play thing.........Although I may sneak in there at some point as I still have permission from the lovely Kit to slap Kat, an offer no one can refuse!!! (I wont let you down Mrs Kit!!!!) Im afraid I am far too whiley for you boys to catch me too......
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LadyWA
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28 Jan 2004

WOW! What a response, wasn't expecting a thread hijack on my first post though.....I can see there is much work to be done, I am starting to feel at home and can see some fun challenges ahead. lol

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Thank you to all who greeted me, I am off to investigate the SHWI and the GFZ and after all that hard work I think I join Wilma on the couch with a coffee, what a lovely invitation!
Keep the good work up girls, lets give these thread hijacking, good for nothing men a taste of there own medicine!!!! biggrin

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28 Jan 2004

I promise not to tell any more people that you pee on the grass outside peoples houses and that it is only nerves that makes you do it....

Into watersports then Dawn...????? AND outdoor fun.....where are you from!!!!
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26 Jan 2004

Thank you for the warm welcome
LadyWA
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26 Jan 2004

quality over quantity anyday for me Alex...
Whatever makes you tick!

26 Jan 2004

Hello to all here. Just found this site and it seems to be exactly what I am looking for. As a single bi fem I have tried many sites, but so often been put off, hoping this one will provide what i am looking for. I am a lady with attitude...sexual and otherwise, so I hope that this site is open enough to welcome me! Have fun you folks!
Lady WA
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