Well - after being away for several months now (yes I know - without permission!) McC looks into SH from the other side of the world only to find that Mr Dave J is not only still asking the searching questions but that he is now doing it from a position of power!
Now, to the question of arse size. Yes, it is indeed true that there are many large arsed people (mostly from the good old US of A but not only there) around and yes it is indeed unfair that if those of us with normally sized posteriors mayhave to pay increased air fares if we are to accommodate such people in their own comfort zone in airoplanes with larger but less seating.
As I am now based in Singapore I can reliably report that, in general, the arse size in the far east is considerably smaller than that found in Europe. Whether this be due to diet or genetics is debatable but it is certainly true.
I would therefore suggest that people look carefully at the airline they choose - US airlines should have big seat for big arses, Asian airlines probably have smaller seats but a better attitude and less chance of being shot down by a terrorist - you take your choice!
As for Sleasyjet and Ryandontcare - you will be lucky to get part of a wooden bench and an outside toilet!
Regards to anyone who remembers me - I am off to explore the new areas of SH Towers that seem to be available to me.
McC
As the name suggests (and indeed as many folk know anyway) McC is based in Holland, although in the last year or so I have been working in Paris and China and now have a very good reason to spend my w/es in Prague. Holland is not too far away and close enough to get back regularly when work allows.
I should be moving out to the far east again later this year (YES!) but watch this space!
McC
Well you did ask!
Having lived and worked in both places I can say that I am pretty good in French and can get by in Dutch.(The Dutch all speak Ennglish anyway so it is good to be able to understand what they are saying)!
At present I am rying to get my head round Czech to understand Mrs. McC but funnily enough we seem to manage in the important things without speaking about it too much!
McC
Have had a variety of pets and miss having something now but as my work takes me away it is really not a good idea.
In the past though I took on a stray cat (currently happily living with my mother), a Blue Fronetd Amazon Parrot that came with the house we rented (back with flat owner), and was the "owner" of a couple of owls (passed on to a proper Birds of Prey centre).
I say "owner" because all you are doing is taking the responsibility for a wild animal that is never a pet.
McC
Dear Auntie Polo Lady;
I have been recently thrown out of my bed while being happily asleep having been told by my partner that although thinking I am happily asleep, I am in fact either trying to have have sexual intercourse with said partner or am snoring so loud that I sound louder the foghorn from the Lizzard lighthouse on a very foggy day.
Although my couch is very comfortable and we have great fun when my partner wakes up and joins me in the mornings, I do feel that I should be spending the night in my own bed and attempting to have sexual intercourse no matter how much noise I may (or may not) make.
Can you please advise if I should:
- Issue my Mrs. McC with ear plugs?
- Move to a larger house?
- Send Mrs Mc on a snoring awareness course?
- Peruade that sex while she is asleep is at least good for me?
- Accept the problem and move onto the couch?
- None of the above,
Confused of Haarlem
Car manual.
Box of matches
Torch
Some bits for the radio that I do not understand!
Cloggie parking tickets that I will never pay but keep just in case i need to see a lawyer!
McC
I really hope these are not your last words!!
McC
Dear Johnno;
The feeling that you are turning into you father is perfectly normal. Many males of you age go through this phase and you may find that you will end up dancing like your father at weddings etc. as well.
What you must question however is how your sexual life develops. It is perfectly possible that your father is/was a swinger but you have yet to reconcile this fact with your own lifestyle - i.e. you are simply following in your father's footsteps.
You should attempt to find a group of people who can help you work through these troubled times - I would suggest in this modern age a web site where you can ask these questions, get answers and possibly meet other like minded people (ideally where there are photos available so you do not waste your time).
I am led to believe that Aunty Polo Lady is currently running an advice column on this site which might help.
If all else fails, I can recommend as a friendly, discrete ear to bounce your ideas off.
McC
I thought that SH's very own Blonde would be here somewhere!
Coming from the man who has just left his mobile phone in Mrs McC's flat in Prague I can not really comment!
McC
I think Buger Bogner was earlie than George V - but I could be wrong.
Lord Palmerston (PM in the 1850/1860s) dying words are, alegedly to have been:
"I could have another of Bellamy's meat pies"
And no, McC has no ide who Bellamy may have been or why the great politician felt that he needed one on his death bed!
McC
By the way, why have you named your cat after Mrs McC?
As long as she is not having kittens I am still happy for all concerned.
McC
Can I ask whose ass it is that I am watching on the avatar? I would submit it for best of the year award but in which category?
McC
Favourite music threads – yes I know I have been on there but it is all subjective anyway!
McC
Sorry Sam but that just proves my point really.
Tesco may seem outwardly to be the epitome of convenience shopping but you are being drawn into buying convenience foods - much of which are stuffed into other foods. Can you but stuffed olives and chicken kieve at Tesco?
I think the answer is yes!
What I ask is wrong with feeding eggs to pigs anyway? It is no worse than feeding Paxo stuffing to a turkey before Christmas!
McC
No thanks maybe a bugger IS a bit better after all!
Still working on Tescos though.
McC
What is happening this week?
McCloggie decides to knock on the door again, Wild Rose and Stag start the Old Members thread and now Harry shows up again?
Nice to see another regular back!
McC
