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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
Straight Male, 62
UK

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Wow, I didnt realise us couples were so hazardous :twisted:
I have been the single fem myself in days of old, and met a fabulous couple from Yorkshire, who still remain good friends to this day.
As a single I just was lucky I guess.
As a couple we are very, very lucky I guess, to have met the most wonderful, sexy and cute people.....can think of one in particular.......oohh must stop thinking!
Mistress_39
Edited for a rather bad spelling mistake!
Im still smiling after a wonderful birthday. My man just surpassed himself with all the surprises and special things he did to make me happy.
Life is just so wonderful right now
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All the best Wunderhorse.
I have enjoyed our occasional banter and your sense of humour.
Hope you find happiness and fun in the near future.
Mistress_39
Call me innocent :twisted: but the only cream I use, comes after the sucking :shock: ........but then, Im just easily pleased.
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Quote by Cubes
In the winter have a lovely log fire burning, glass or three of wine and some chilled music, or if you are more liberated (!!) some porn ready to play at the relevant moment.
If you intend to move on to the bedroom, then have towels and shower stuff ready for before and after - nothing like sharing a shower with your guest(s). Candles at the ready, especially good for wax play - oh bum, I digress.....
Anyway, chilled and relaxed and if you visit us, prepare to laugh alot, we have fun when we fcuk.
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This, I love the sound of!
Yep! :thumbup: I think we've found the venue for the next mod's get together! cool
Here, one problemo guys, neither of us is a Mod!
But hey lets overlook the little details..........more room on top!
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Im so sorry to hear of this upset for you and your family.
I would report it to the site hosts, explain what has happened and ask them to remove the video.
I think you should act to show your son that he has your total support. Very important at such an age.
Best wishes
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:50 am
Whats it called when you can take 3 cocks at once in the same arse hole????
Extremely talented.
Mistress_39
Not much actually.
For a girl with meditteranean blood, I think Im pretty chilled out.
I suppose the one thing I would say makes me cross is disloyalty - but then, Im a control freak.
Mistress_39
In the winter have a lovely log fire burning, glass or three of wine and some chilled music, or if you are more liberated (!!) some porn ready to play at the relevant moment.
If you intend to move on to the bedroom, then have towels and shower stuff ready for before and after - nothing like sharing a shower with your guest(s). Candles at the ready, especially good for wax play - oh bum, I digress.....
Anyway, chilled and relaxed and if you visit us, prepare to laugh alot, we have fun when we fcuk.
Mistress_39
Quote by Sassy-Seren
nyphomaniac brunettes with enormous tits

innocent
wave
well mine's not enormous but they's a good handful :smug:
Well of course I would agree, but in your case it depends on the size of the hands :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

p.s. Just dont look under the bed

I've heard all about what's under your bed :shock:
Oh no! You mean you know I keep a selection of submissives tied under there in case I get the urge?
Mistress_39
Perverse?
I is normal you knows. Tut.
Its you lot that are the weirdos.
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p.s. Just dont look under the bed
Made my life alot easier. Without swinging sites like this one how on earth would I be able to find women for my bloke.
Im just an innocent little housewife trying to keep her hubby happy.
I have absolutely no interest in this swinging lark, I only do it to please him :shock: :shock: :shock:
So ladeeeeeeeeeees if you believe the above crapolla and are easily lulled into my clutches....oops I mean a false sense of security, then fill my box (my inbox that is)
Seriously though, I have found that having a huge sense of humour is an added bonus, but be aware not everyone is always on your wavelength. Its great when they are though.
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Cos they think they are clever, but as I taught my children, the only person you let down is yourself.
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Hey look on the bright side you old fart biggrin :D
Your only as old as the woman/man you feel!
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Huh. with a chocoholic hubby there is very little chance that a bar would make it out of the fridge and into the bedroom.......no Marianne Faithfuls for me.
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Big, Big, Big!
Yep I love big boobies incase your think Im sitting on the fence.
They just feel so nice, look so nice, wobble so nice. I like to watch a girl with big boobies walking, talking, sitting......ok you get the picture biggrin
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Ask her about her favourite scenario, things she thinks about and things that turn her on. Communication is your biggest tool........not that I have seen you undressed you understand :shock:
Then use common sense in turning some of these into reality.
Perhaps, if she is worried about being tied up, you could wrap a tether around her wrists and ankles but not actually secure them. Makes her feel safer and allows her you to secure them properly as she feels the trust grow.
Tie and tease is delicious.
As for the rest, well use your head. A womans body will give you clues as to whether she is enjoying it and, after all, you will be the ones there on the day.
Have fun and dont forget to giggle and enjoy it!
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A wheelchair (Hooray) and I would swap it for something nice like gardening stuff.......no, not manure before some cocky person says so.
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
A chat with a very lovely friend and so good to hear her laugh again kiss

Thank you xxx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Meat and 2 veg, and we had to sit at the table to eat!!

I still like meat and 2 veg though these days I sit ON the table to eat :twisted:
I wondered why you had a kitchen re-fit. Last 'meal' got very messy did it :twisted:
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Doesnt worry me, cos I keep all friends in a nice, dark box in the cellar.
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Congratulations to you both......really lovely to hear something nice for a change.
Have a wonderful life together.
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I once had this guy chase me, when I was a singleton many moons ago.
Seemed nice initially and so we swapped photos. Kind of changed my mind about him when he mailed me back with my original pic with the addition of some strategically placed man juice.
Not that I am averse to some strategically placed man juice you understand but timing is everything lol.
So think this qualifies for 'wanked-over' not necessarily wank-able story.
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