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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
0 miles · Angus
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Sex God
Never put my bag on the loo floor for all those reasons.
Don't you just hate having to open a toilet door with your hands?
You have done your business and passed your hand over the automatic flush and then you have to open the door with your hands
Go to the sink and wash your hands and guess what!!!! you need to pull the door open with your clean hands after the person has just walked out of the cubicle and straight out the door without washing
:x :x :x
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Don't you just hate having to open a toilet door with your hands?
You have done your business and passed your hand over the automatic flush and then you have to open the door with your hands
Go to the sink and wash your hands and guess what!!!! you need to pull the door open with your clean hands after the person has just walked out of the cubicle and straight out the door without washing
:x :x :x G x
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Sex God
I remember snogging the face off a certain lady in this thread and after she said "you know i amn't bi" :shock:
I was horrified and wanted to curl up and die
She was only kidding as she put me out of my misery shortly afterwards.
Label or not, i thought i had got it wrong as i assumed that she was bi.
Right back to the male bi thing.
My male partner doesn't fancy guys in the slightest but he is bi. Just thought i would throw another spanner in the works!
I have played with many straight guys who love me playing with their ass and they certainly don't think they are gay or bi. they are open to new experiences and not ashamed to enjoy it.
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I was horrified and wanted to curl up and die
She was only kidding as she put me out of my misery shortly afterwards.
Label or not, i thought i had got it wrong as i assumed that she was bi.
Right back to the male bi thing.
My male partner doesn't fancy guys in the slightest but he is bi. Just thought i would throw another spanner in the works!
I have played with many straight guys who love me playing with their ass and they certainly don't think they are gay or bi. they are open to new experiences and not ashamed to enjoy it.
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Quote by couplefunuk
No one will want to say hi to us seeing as how we're down as CoupleFUNK :cry:
*Her*
Ps - be great to see the few we know and even better to meet those we haven't had a chance to yet!
LOL, we did notice that and wondered if it was you guys or imposters :twisted:
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Quote by kazandkev
Yeah I have done a spit roast, but I have to be honest I do lose my concentration when doing them. The guy at the front can get a bit of a raw deal at times.....when I am coming I forget what I was supposed to be doing
Yip, bit like the 69 position
Crap concentrating on the 2 things so just don't do that lol
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Quote by Sarah
I am inbetween!
Whose legs
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:rotflmao:No comment! :gagged:
A short story…
Once there were 2 couples in a room together, getting it together (you know how it goes
) other bi female :twisted: says to me, ‘shall we’ , I look at the person she is with and he nods :twisted: , the other male who was some what busy between my legs, was asked and he didn’t answer :? , so other bi female and I look at each other and thought it was a bit odd and carried on with the guy we were with only.Later on walking back to my room I said to the guy, you know xxx and I want to get it on, but as you didn’t agree we left it……………. The guy turned to me and said but I never heard you. Your legs must have acted as ear muffs!!!
:cry: missed opportunities once again huh sis???
And back to the question.
I think i listen well and talk very little
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I got a great answer
buy a can of delay spray, i use one called "stud 100 desensitizing spray for men" ... only and 1 can can = a fair few months of fun!
its you anesthetic in it and takes a bit of the feeling away.
i am normally 10 to 15 min but if i use this it can be anything from 1 to several hours pending on how much i use.
Warning though, read the instructions or you WONT be able to come..
this was a post we made the first time we ever tried it.. will make you smile if nothing else lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81695.html?highlight=delay%20spray
Tony
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: OMFG, i love it and can visualise it so well :twisted:
Thanx guys, that will keep me chuckling all night :giggle:
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Quote by felixx1416
why do women need so many shoes i have two pairs of boots and thats it
A pair for each day of the year :twisted:
Just bought 3 pairs of boots this week
:D :D Stocking up for next year lol
I can be ruthless, sold over 40 pairs online not long ago :shock:
Needed the sapce for the new ones :twisted:
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