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6 Jul 2010

^^^^^^^
Very good post. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I think this is what the o/p was looking for. Someone to be informative, to draw on their own life-experience and just some advice and support, not someone judging them.
As I said, a very good post. worship

worship

@ Kaznkev: What were the arguments put forward for not knowing CPR? Was it about the increase in danger/risk, or was it concerns that they wouldn't be able to do CPR correctly?

5 Jul 2010

If you are going to try erotic asphyxia with a partner, maybe the partner should consider some CPR training, just in case. ;)

1 Jul 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
Success is measured by what you are not what you've got....I covet nothing you or anyone else has

You see Staggs that is where very often you go wrong.
A word has a meaning...a proper meaning. You cannot use a word and make it suit your own purpose.
The meaning of the word in the English Dictionary states " the attainment of fame, wealth, or social status ".
:lol2:

24 Jun 2010

Quote by mrmnmrsg
Has anyone heard of a club apparently known as Number Seven in Stoke Newington?

For a second I saw the title and thought you had a thing for London buses.
Me too .... The number 7 doesn't go through stokie though, does it??... lol

lol

It only goes as far as the gas works mate. :lol2:

24 Jun 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
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The Queen is the head of this country and epitomises this countries history.

Ain't that the truth.
But I'm confused.

confused

I thought you didn't like people who 'claimed benefits' from the state? :?
:giggle: bolt

bolt

23 Jun 2010

Thought for a minute there Ian that you were outing yourself as a closet exercise junkie.
:neutral:

20 Jun 2010

Quote by Lizaleanrob
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there are quite a few however who`s only requirement is a pulse :eeek:

Only cos necrophilia is dead boring.
:giggle:
I'll fetch me coat...... bolt

bolt

16 Jun 2010

Quote by Nimbus
Shaved? SHAVED?
FGS! :doh:
Be a man......... Use tweezers. ;)
:giggle:

well 'easy' obviously I am no man, it bloody hurts using tweezers and takes far too long... back to the odd shave for me. the things men do to keep women happy
Totally off point, but has anyone else noticed that your nasal hairs are attached to your anus hairs? I tried plucking out an annoying one the other night and boy did it make me bot bot pucker!!!! surprised

surprised

uch:
And your pubic hairs are attached to your eyelashes 'cos every time you pull one of those your eyes shut tight. :lol2:

15 Jun 2010

Well I'm not going to Denial, or any other foreign place. evil

evil

*handcuffs self to nearest radiator*

12 Jun 2010

Quote by motorcyclerob
I wouldn't dye it yourself, what if it goes green like you hear some horror stories of home kits. Get it done at the hairdressers lol.

Love to see that happen .......
'Hello hairdresser. I'm your 11:00. Any chance you could touch up my highlights. ;) :rascal: :mrgreen: :twisted: ' :giggle:

12 Jun 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
I will say again and this is really the end of the matter for me....
NHS slogan........."FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL ".
That has and always will be hopefully the NHS's only stance.
*and some other stuff*.......

Does that include asylum seekers and immigrants?
:eeek: bolt

bolt

@ Lizaleanrob:
Fair point, but lets be fair it's a way of hammering the legally addicted whichever way they jump. :lol2:
I honestly do wonder what would happen if people started to lead healthier lifestyles? Would the savings made by not treating the direct or indirect health problems be enough to offset the (seriously) reduced revenue, or would the government need to find another social group to penalise. Motorists (again rolleyes

rolleyes

) for example? confused

confused

12 Jun 2010

Perhaps the NHS should start charging pedestrians who are involved in traffic accidents because they didn't take the precaution of wearing several layers of bubble-wrap while crossing the street.
:lol2:
It is an awkward question and I can understand why some people wouldn't want to treat breathing problems in smokers if they refuse to do something to address the contributing factor, for example.
While I agree that treatment should be across the board and not marginalise certain parts of the population, I can also understand the pressures that are placed on health authorities and NHS trusts to cut their costs to the bone (pardon the pun :lol2: ).

11 Jun 2010

Quote by duncanlondon
well my ghast is flabbered! i had no idea this subculture existed. so in effect if you feel you need to break the habit, you can have some temporary therapy?
this gets even more fascinating. can you get patches?

Yep, they're called Pirate Patches and you can get them from any good toy store.
You put one over each eye and then and the turn on the spot fast a dozen times and you can't find the computer. ;)

11 Jun 2010

Shaved? SHAVED?
FGS! :doh:
Be a man......... Use tweezers. ;)
:giggle: bolt

bolt

8 Jun 2010

Quote by Trevaunance
You must remember that some if not all the chat ops joined the site for the same reason as you did.

My wife scared them into it too?!?!
Yep..... and can you ask her to pack the PM's in now please. biggrin

biggrin

(I'd do it myself, but I'm too scared. :eeek: :scared: )
:giggle:

4 Jun 2010

Quote by Lost
I think someone has recognised manchesterlad18 in SWINTON (near Eccles) and shouted to him.
Reading between the lines I don't think manchesterlad18 can recall the username of the person who shouted to him and has posted this in an attempt to remind the relevant party about discretion.
May be wrong tho.

rotflmao

OMG everyone knows Eccles is a cake! :rotflmao:
:doh:
:giggle:

3 Jun 2010

First thing is to have a look a the chatrooms Terms & Conditions which also has a link in the page where you log into chat. ;) It's a basic layout of the do's and don't's of chat and a good starting point before opening a room.
The AUP applies across the site, it's like the terms for the entire site and worth a look just so you're familiar with them.
We'd ask that you stay with the room as long as you can, but there's no rule to enforce this, it's just good etiquette. Be polite to others and as Goldsmith says you'll be fine.
Rooms that are regional based and offer chat, seem to have more of an audience than "I'm looking for a shag" rooms. There used to be a regular room called forum chat that had a bit of a following too. ;)
As for closing the room down, if you have a problem in the room have a look for a chat op (they show in purple at the bottom of the main forum page and are there to make sure things run smoothly in chat by either offering help and advice, by administering a good kicking round the back of SH towers, or by somewhere in-between. :lol2: Most respond to one form or another. :lol2:
They can also close rooms when you have finished, so if one wanders through your room when you want to close up grab them and ask, or see if one is on-line using the main forum page and drop them a PM. If there isn't one around, don't worry. The room will close when the last member has left or will get picked up sooner or later and sorted. ;)
There is a bit of responsibility involved, but it can be a great laugh and if you manage to get a good room going it can be a really good way of meeting loads of new people. ;)

2 Jun 2010

Quote by JTS
All of it.
Sack the lot, let tesco run the country.

You mean they don't already? :huh:
Someone at head office is slipping. smackbottom

smackbottom

:lol2:

2 Jun 2010

Quote by Ian
I have never paid directly for sex.

You offered me £40 once, I put out but you have never paid rolleyes

rolleyes

Thank you for validating my original comment. :inlove:
I've just counted my loose change. I've got 98 pence. What's on offer tonight bolt

bolt

98p :shock:
Someone's doing themselves a disservice. :shock:
Kate charges me £5 to tell me to go fuck myself. :shock: :giggle:

2 Jun 2010

I think someone has recognised manchesterlad18 in SWINTON (near Eccles) and shouted to him.
Reading between the lines I don't think manchesterlad18 can recall the username of the person who shouted to him and has posted this in an attempt to remind the relevant party about discretion.
May be wrong tho. dunno

dunno

28 May 2010

Sat = work and gym
Sun = work and gym
Mon = work and gym
God how I love Bank Holiday weekends. confused

confused

28 May 2010

Quote by st3v3
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Although I should point out that I'm not offering myself up to him.

Good idea St3v3. Play hard to get and drive the price up. :thumbup: :giggle: rotflmao

rotflmao

bolt

26 May 2010

Quote by Mike2mike
I can't possibly answer this as living in Aldershot, the stranger is probably safer staying in his car than knocking on the door of anyone round here. Yikes!

Being a Manc I'd go with this one too. :thumbup: :lol2:
Or tell him there's a shovel round the back and he's more than welcome to build an ig (probably won't have time to build the 'loo' as well :giggle: :doh: , so he'll have to dig a hole :lol2: ).

25 May 2010

Quote by Staggerlee_BB
You only have to look at the papers Easy to see quite how flexible a word 'celebrity' has become

You're preaching to the choir there. Amen to that brother. :cheers:

25 May 2010

Quote by Cubes
The orange bloke.... whatsisname.... 'cheap as chips'.

David Dickinson.
That's the fella! :thumbup:
His mum, Angie, was far better viewing! ;-)
Who? dunno

dunno

confused

Think my dad may have mentioned her once. :giggle: bolt

bolt

@ Staggers:
As long as the 'Celebrity' bit of the title is flexible I'd be happy to see my TV licence money fund it. :thumbup: :twisted:

25 May 2010

Quote by Cubes
The orange bloke.... whatsisname.... 'cheap as chips'.

David Dickinson.

22 May 2010

Have you tried slapping it on the top and wiggling it's little antenna?
I'll leave you to work out exactly what (or who) I'm talking about ....... ;) :giggle:

20 May 2010

I think that's very unfair and not called for.
Its clearly two people who are 'vertically challenged' Sharing a T-shirt and it's unfair for you to ridicule them.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

15 May 2010

Oh......
I thought they were back Nola and I was going to suggest a trip to the GP to have your medication adjusted. (fnarrr-fnarrr :rascal: ) :lol2:

15 May 2010

Hey, welcome to the forums and a good question/scenario.
I see that Ian's already beaten me to the punch again rolleyes

rolleyes

:lol2: but I'll just shove my 2c in anyway. redface

redface

Quote by Markthomsonuk
.............I think we all understand the intent behind the no-directing rule and it is an important part of the chat room etiquette. However, when a member actively wants to be directed do they have to re-trench to one of the new "direct me" rooms?

Short answer is yes. :thumbup: Long answer is yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssssss. :lol2:
Or they can move to another room that doesn't state 'No Directing' or 'Usual rules', start their own room, etc.

Quote by Markthomsonuk
............Who exactly is being protected when the person being directed is encouraging/demanding of direction?.........

As Kaznkev has already said, those that don't wish to be directed while on cam. The idea is to provide a safe haven for those not wishing to be directed and as it can be the source of many problems in chat (again as Kaznkev have illustrated), it's a rule that tends to be implemented.
There's a small number of members that use chat that are consistently breaking this rule and this does prevent people from going and remaining, on cam. If you wish to help us with this problem please use the 'Report this profile' button at the bottom of their profile page and include room name, date and time so we can have the logs checked and deal with appropriately.
I do realise that there can be quite a few people breaking the rule at any one time, but even reporting 1 or 2 at a time will help to get the message across that there are other areas where this is acceptable. That does include members encouraging direction as well. ;)