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I did once manage five but it was more effort than it was worth. But if I said that I`d probably be bragging
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I read in the news today that:
A white guy has been voted the world`s best rapper.
The French are accusing the Americans of arrogance, AND
The Swiss are favourites to win The America`s Cup !!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
w.t.f..................................
A white guy has been voted the world`s best rapper.
The French are accusing the Americans of arrogance, AND
The Swiss are favourites to win The America`s Cup !!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
w.t.f..................................
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Quote by initialised
Sometimes when I have sex I have a secondary ejaculation. Usually it happens within five minutes of the first and seems to require that the woman is on top and very close to or actually coming. Its more of a whole body sensation than the first and the 'load' is thinner and there's much more of it.
I've done some digging but can't find much about it, just a site like this where a bunch of people argued about it's existence and one woman claimed to have had two men that did it, so I'm guessing it's quite rare.
So have any of you ever experienced it?
Wow, you mean it`s abnormal ? :shock: :shock:
You guys need to eat more protein
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Quote by essex34m
I may be getting a little paranoid here BUT do most people go by JUST looks alone?
What chance dose a person who is stocky/well built (and i dont mean down below!) have against a person who shows a six pack or well toned?
Some people cannot have a six pack /toned body what ever they do to try and change things
Am i being Paranoid about this?
I`m told rohipnol works
nah, it sent me to sleep
You`re not s`posed to take it while watching panorama
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Just caught this thread, interesting...
I think you have to be a robot to have regular great sex with someone and not develop feelings. The act itself is by definition very intimate. I mean we`re not talking about 1 night stands here are we. We`re talking about people that we get to know, communicate with and meet with over a period of time on this site. However just because you develop feelings for someone doesn`t mean that you want to have a deeper, more " meaningful " relationship with them as suggested.
It seems to me that the initial thread was largely about jealousy; people who can`t handle seeing their "fuck buddies" getting it elsewhere. I`ve had my share and it really pisses me off that people join sites like SH and start to expect monogamy from you. ( Like you should explain in your profile that this is not what you`re after ).
:banghead: :banghead:
I`m afraid I have little tolerance for it now. Tell `em to grow up and if they can`t handle that, tell `em to sod off instead
I think you have to be a robot to have regular great sex with someone and not develop feelings. The act itself is by definition very intimate. I mean we`re not talking about 1 night stands here are we. We`re talking about people that we get to know, communicate with and meet with over a period of time on this site. However just because you develop feelings for someone doesn`t mean that you want to have a deeper, more " meaningful " relationship with them as suggested.
It seems to me that the initial thread was largely about jealousy; people who can`t handle seeing their "fuck buddies" getting it elsewhere. I`ve had my share and it really pisses me off that people join sites like SH and start to expect monogamy from you. ( Like you should explain in your profile that this is not what you`re after ).
:banghead: :banghead: I`m afraid I have little tolerance for it now. Tell `em to grow up and if they can`t handle that, tell `em to sod off instead
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Quote by robbiem
I may be getting a little paranoid here BUT do most people go by JUST looks alone?
What chance dose a person who is stocky/well built (and i dont mean down below!) have against a person who shows a six pack or well toned?
Some people cannot have a six pack /toned body what ever they do to try and change things
Am i being Paranoid about this?
I`m told rohipnol works
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I lost my Mum last year, never expected it to affect me like it did or realise quite how much I was still her child. Your whole world just stops......
It`s quite remarkable how we as "intelligent people" never seem to appreciate or place the importance we should on things of real value until they`re taken from us.
It`s quite remarkable how we as "intelligent people" never seem to appreciate or place the importance we should on things of real value until they`re taken from us.
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Yellow polka dot bikini by Timmy Mallett.
There`s nothing quite like a sexy gal in an itsy bitsy bikini
:lol:
On toast. Anytime.
There`s nothing quite like a sexy gal in an itsy bitsy bikini
:lol: On toast. Anytime.
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Recipe for revenge
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from arm`s reach
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from arm`s reach
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
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Hey Kiss-me, I bet your happily married aren`t you?
Lucky beggar
Lucky beggar
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Mine was absolutely dreadful.
I ended up getting off with my wife :uhoh:
I ended up getting off with my wife :uhoh:
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As best man at my bro`s wedding a few yrs back, I started off my speech by welcoming xxxx to the family , and said how much we were all looking forward to seeing her in Reader`s wives.
Only person who laughed was my Dad
ops: :oops:
Only person who laughed was my Dad
ops: :oops:
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Quote by corriefem
Bog off so there from a real feministput your toys away - lifes too short for the labels and put downs - if one persons hurt you dont label everyone as the same - I love a beer , footballs okay, A line skirts stink as does everyones ***
oohh, touchy
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: not one of my better postsI do apologise if I offended anyone, it was only meant tongue in cheek sorta thing. Thought it might make the guys giggle.
And the gals titter.........................................
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Wow, can`t believe the vitriol You should see my mailbox, talk about take a joke...We all know women are the fairer sex, so I wrote a lunchtime ditty..even things up
I leave cap off the toothpaste
I never make the bed
I leave my skiddies on the floor
And spend all day in bed.
There are many of us in the world
You bet we`re all the same
1 minute say "I love you"
The next forget your name.
My conquests grow, the records fall
I pat me on the back
Another notch on me bedpost
It`s quite clear what I lack.
Common sense, humility
A brain, give me an ale
A legend in my own mind
So good to be a male
You should see my mailbox, talk about take a joke...We all know women are the fairer sex, so I wrote a lunchtime ditty..even things up I leave cap off the toothpaste
I never make the bed
I leave my skiddies on the floor
And spend all day in bed.
There are many of us in the world
You bet we`re all the same
1 minute say "I love you"
The next forget your name.
My conquests grow, the records fall
I pat me on the back
Another notch on me bedpost
It`s quite clear what I lack.
Common sense, humility
A brain, give me an ale
A legend in my own mind
So good to be a male
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Quote by corriefem
Bog off so there from a real feminist
oohh, touchy
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Now 99% of the time I find the opposite sex quite adorable 
But after getting my ear chewed off on site today by a jackboot wea:ing man hater :fuckinghell: : :kick:
I would just like to say
To all the dungaree wearers out there
Y`know a beer can be better than a woman,
Yes this is understood.
`Cos you don`t have to wash a beer,
To make it taste real good.
And beer won`t get pre-menstrual,
Each month of the year.
And I won`t lose my F-ing house,
If I should leave my beer.
I love a beer, I`ll never quit.
`Cos when I`m out getting drunk,
No it never gives me shit.
Is that beer cold? Hell I don`t mind,
`Cos frigid beer, is the best kind.
:cheers: :cheers:
So there
But after getting my ear chewed off on site today by a jackboot wea:ing man hater :fuckinghell: : :kick:
I would just like to say
To all the dungaree wearers out there
Y`know a beer can be better than a woman,
Yes this is understood.
`Cos you don`t have to wash a beer,
To make it taste real good.
And beer won`t get pre-menstrual,
Each month of the year.
And I won`t lose my F-ing house,
If I should leave my beer.
I love a beer, I`ll never quit.
`Cos when I`m out getting drunk,
No it never gives me shit.
Is that beer cold? Hell I don`t mind,
`Cos frigid beer, is the best kind.
:cheers: :cheers:
So there
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
There is simply nothing sexier, than a than a babe talking sport.
Gabby Rosenthal, if you`re out there I love you and will die for you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by winchwench
A thin friend of mine had his nipple pierced. He looked like a coke can
Did you pull on his ring?
Nah.
And I didn`t ring his bell either
But I did have to resist the urge to stick him on a fence and find my son`s catapult
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Quote by
S is for Summer Solstice.
Have you even seen the sun rise on Summer Solstice? If you have and been at
'place of power' then you may well also have seen the s*** on the alter stone. I will relate what happens at one stone circle. Three or four groups all claiming their right to carry out their rituals at the circle gather. At one point the the police 'honour guard' get the order to 'face out'. Now that the none believers can not see a couple remove their cloth and s*** on the altar stone. Only after they have redressed do the police turn back.
Now I am not running the practice of the mid-summer 'sacrifice' down. It is just that the Winter Solstice has far more significance, it being the return of the sun, a promise of better things to come. So where are the couple? Out on the altar stone waiting for sun rise? No, it is to cold! Added to which I am sure that there was padding on the altar stone this year.
So this winter are we going to celebrate the return of the sun, at sun rise?
[/color Do they use toilet paper? Not for me I`m afraid, a good buffer zone is definitely the order of the day
Consider stonehenge deffo off my "places to visit" list
:shock: YUCK :shock:
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A thin friend of mine had his nipple pierced. He looked like a coke can 
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Have to say I`ve had a great time since joining. 
:D :D
Took a few e-mails initially ( bout 40 of `em) but recently :happy:
I`ve found it helps to actually chat on the `phone, you get more of a sense of who somebody is, ( although that`s not fool-proof, met a very nice looking, ( albeit from behind ), and sounding lass. She turned out to have really hairy ears, we`re talking veritable forests. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now I don`t mean to be picky but....
Hang in there dude, as they say at Kirby, " every no is 1 step closer to a yes"
:D :D Took a few e-mails initially ( bout 40 of `em) but recently :happy:
I`ve found it helps to actually chat on the `phone, you get more of a sense of who somebody is, ( although that`s not fool-proof, met a very nice looking, ( albeit from behind ), and sounding lass. She turned out to have really hairy ears, we`re talking veritable forests. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now I don`t mean to be picky but....
Hang in there dude, as they say at Kirby, " every no is 1 step closer to a yes"
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Quote by Kiss_Me
can see the puppeteer working the two slim puppets, but who`s operating handsome on the left?
:smug:
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Cant imagine a world without having me balls tampered with. Don`t fancy Inzamam much tho`!
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My bro and his Ukranian wife were arguing when he called her a spastic. This really riled her and she yelled, "I am not plastic, is you who is plastic"
He turned to me and said " told you".
By the way, what`s post coital mean? sounds like a royal mail affliction
He turned to me and said " told you".
By the way, what`s post coital mean? sounds like a royal mail affliction
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Quote by lilacgemOh I don`t know. The smile in the picture is quite lovely
I have recently had a few comments on my pictures, both on here & on my PC. It seems that I cant smile for a photograph (unless someone says a dirty comment to me as the pic is being taken!)
Does anyone else have the same problem or any suggestions how I can overcome this or do I have to have dirty comments before each picture is taken? :twisted: :wink:
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Quote by ReikiradicalHave you seen the new range of divorced Barbies? Comes with Ken`s house, Ken`s car and Ken`s pension
So............todays man could be dragged hunting(shopping) and return with..........
A divorce?
Someone elses wife?
His mind intact?
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Quote by Sassy-SerenFor sale. Lovely looking 6 yr old boy. Housetrained and conversant in all known languages. Including Welsh
Out of the mouths of babes, as they say :giggle: Bless him
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Reminds me of an old Chinese ploverb.
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
no girls titter with girls
and giggle with men
Markz :roll: you need to come into my parlour :twisted:
Is MrFC in there with you :rascal:
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There`s nothing like someone else`s embarrassment...
ops:
Was out shopping earlier for my son`s upcoming 10th birthday. Upon entering the world`s quietest game store, the other "apple of my eye", my 6 yr old son, enquired in a voice loud enough to cause all 15 or so people in the shop to turn around ; " Daddy, are you going to steal anything from here today? ". :shock: :shock:
Nuff said:
ops: Was out shopping earlier for my son`s upcoming 10th birthday. Upon entering the world`s quietest game store, the other "apple of my eye", my 6 yr old son, enquired in a voice loud enough to cause all 15 or so people in the shop to turn around ; " Daddy, are you going to steal anything from here today? ". :shock: :shock:
Nuff said:
