Well now, as a 64 year old swinger, I've never had to pay for sex yet, apart from a few drinks and the odd meal or two, which I don't exactly class as paying for 'it'.
At the last count I have bedded over 200 women, many more than once, and I have lived with seven for periods of two or more years. I married once, for five years.
I suppose I've been very fortunate that I've never contracted any infection from any of my partners, but in my earlier days such infections were much rarer than they are today. I've been lucky I suppose.
I still 'Swing' now and then, but I do have regular partner of over 30 years standing who I see for horizontal refreshments on a regularl basis.
I'm no longer a good looking 'young lad' but I can still pull the odd bird. lol.
I used to have a 'yen' for older women, but sadly there are now few older women than me who are interested in a sexual relationship. (sob)
I still get more than enough to keep me happy, even if old age and the odd medical problem make it a little more difficult to have sexual relations than it did forty years ago.
The day I have to pay for sex is the day I think I'll give it up. lol.
Best wishes to all those on this site who remember me from years ago.
Harry0
Wow, what a nice welcome back. It's nice to see so many old friends remembered me.
I agree with you Corriefem, meeting swingers isn't just abut sex but sharing an interest in a common life style, and having a chat and a joke or three. If you think I'm a gentleman, you really need to go to Specksavers. lol.
Swingers really are the most laid back community I've ever met and I do value every friendship I've made here.
Dawn, I've finished my PhD thesis, done my dissertation, and am waiting for the results. Hugs and kisses.
Steve, you can heave a sigh of relief, your not the oldest swinger in town any more. lol.
Tune, I do remember you and your posts.
Tigger, you can pounce on me any time.
Dreamerhelen, nice to see your still here. XXX
Shereen_Mids. Just a hug? I'm disappointed. Heh, heh.
Mal, Cheers mate, nice to see your still here.
Blueeyes6969 & his&hers, your both right, it's not just about sex, and I do like a smile at any time of day.
I'll pop in whenever I can.
Regards,
Harry0
Phone Sex can be great fun, just remember, wherever you put it, lubricate it well first.
Lol.
Harry0
Oh you lucky barstewards, being able to attend the Scottish Munch, Here's me lying in my bed, next to death with a dose of the Flugals unable to even feed myself properly, and here you are all enjoying yourselves. Jammy buggers. lol.
I hope you all appreciate just how much it took out of me to just post this message.
Sorry Lucy, I was really looking forward to seeing that basque again. Perhaps next time eh?
Harry0
Sober, still feeling poorly, and not getting any at the moment.. lol.
I got this from a friend by Email today, and thought I should share it. Have a laugh.
An old man sitting on his porch down in Louisiana at 6:00 watching the sun rise.
He sees the neighbour's kid walk by caring something big under his arm.
He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back "A roll of chicken wire"
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says "Catch some chickens."
Old man yells "You idiot ,you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Boy laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chicken caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
Old man yells out "Whatcha got there.?"
Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape "
Old man yells back " You idiot ,you can't catch ducks with duck tape."
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the amazement he is trailing behind him an unrolled length of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
Old man says " Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy says " It's a pussy willow"
Old man replies back "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
Harry0
Well, I thought it was too good to be true. However, if it proves to be genuine I will buy all the drinks at the Scottish Munch. Provided the Sarge does live up to his promise. lol.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Dogger and Pauper of this Parish. lol.
Otherwise I would have called you direct).
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ear Sir/Madam
We as a couple in the swinging scene think its important that we have a check up at least every six months ( 20 years is a tad long lol) It is very easy to book an appointment and I do believe that ALL clinics are now in the front of every BT phone book in the information pages, or failing that they are definitely in the Hospital section.
