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Be yourself, the company has mroe than likely looked at your CV and have provisionaly 'accepted' you for the job, as you have the correct qualifications they require.
Now you have to make them like you, no businessman in the coutry is going to want to employ somebody they dont like, so just relax and answer their questions in a calm, relaxed thought out manner, dont crack any wise jokes, let them lead the conversation, if they are formal, you be formal, if they are more relaxed you relax, if they ask you how your weekend was tell them, dont just say 'good thanks', tell them what you did. Make yourself sound interesting.
you get the jist to just have a conversation in the manner they want.
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I think every guy has at least some interest in undies? sure we all like to see our women dress in a nice set depending on what tickles our fancy... for me it has to be a little thong or french nicks.. sure i have an interest but its a healthy interest and not an obsessive one.. each to their own
But in answer to the post yeah i love a sexy set of underwear...
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EnglishChris89 wrote: plus you can run your hands up and down the whole body in a smooth movement, with a bump in the middle.

My mates grandad is lonely and he has a hunchback, i can give you his number if you wanna meet up!!
rolleyes
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The video might be cool but the song..? how did it get to be number 1? call on meee..... call on me.. call on meeeee call on me.. call on meeeeee..... call on me. call on meeeeee...... call on me. call on meeeeee.... call on me.. (repeat until funny)
Its hardly a groundbreaker, plus i have to endure it or reach for the mute button at least 12 times a day : (
call on meeeee call on me.. call on meeeeee..... call on me
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Ive been thinking about adopting a whole nest of wasps.. not content with just one... 2 pest controllers and 4 cans of RAID later and they still seem hell bent on sneaking into my bedroom late at night.. and dying on the floor
I think they just need some tlc and a hug
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Evening all!!
I just got a new flat screen and its very bright but all the insects keep coming in my kitchen to sit on it, off topic anyhow
Im gonna go to the pictures tomorrow and was wondering if anyone has seen anything good of late? i know i-robot is out but is it cheesy? also king arthur.. looks good but they always show you the best bits on the trailer, theres also bourne supremacy, but id have to watch the dvd of identity to catch up, stepford wives ho hum.. and farenheit 911, which i think i would wait for the dvd instead.
I cant wait for alien vs predator, i just hope to god hollywood havent screwed the classics up and made one big john woo cheeseball out of them, i love the creatures for their character.. looks.. reputation and geigers gorgeous design, just hope theyve been done justice
Russ
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Ill forgive you for spelling my name wrong as you were being nice!!! lol :lol: :lol:

Sorry clare.. i wish yoru avatar wouldnt look at me like that.. makes me nervous and warm all at the same time.. surprised
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I dont think enough attention has been given to this by the british press.. i dont know about the greek press... but it just shows the laxidazical attitude by the greek authorities to the construction, and then their sudden realisation that they are behind schedule, this leads t cutting corners in quality and safety, leading to the demise of a few indiviuals.. Apparently most of the builders had to work 10 hour shifts (or 12 cant quite remember) and were sacked if they refused!!
Russ
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You snog ice cubes!!!! icon_ icon_
Now that is strange
Paul

Ill snog anything thats wet and makes you shiver!
wink
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Just a quickie to thank all those women who have the greatest avatars on the net,
Three cheers for foxylady123 , claire_lincs, Vicky_uk, you make my mornings flyby
hip hip :haha:
hip hip :haha:
hip hip :haha:
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Was driving home from cumbria other day and being high up in the hillls on the motorway meant i drove right underneath 2 storm clouds,
Lightning was landing and striking accross the motorway about 500 yards away, was like something out of a movie, a sight to behold, made the long haul drive worht it anyway
Russ
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Kissing with an ice cube is nice, very sexy, if its big enough it takes a while to melt too
Russ
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Listening to the news on Radio4 (zzzzZZ) (i like eddie mayers' interviews thats all!) and the greek executive or some other for the olympics was being interviewed about the poor way the construction had proceeded, and the fact that now they had to do rush jobs to get it completed.
A question was asked by Eddie Mayer, 'during the construction of the sydney facilities, 1 person died during the whole period' 'during the construction of the greek facilities, 1 person dies every 3 days......(silence)..... how do you sleep at night Mr Executive??'
Startling indeed, 1 every 3 days...... hard to comprehend, i think id phone in sick every third day rolleyes
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I have to agree, given two pictures of the same woman, one totally buff, the other with some nice underwear.. id choose the underwear
Although granted it would have to come off, using my teeth, once things started getting heated, (have you ever trued taking down a thong with yoru teeth? it doesnt look good, try to be sexy and it all goes to pop)
Russ
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Are you getting stronger or your hard-on getting weaker??
"snap"
ouch
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Hi Gem, welcome to the site.. just browse through some of the elp and advice tips on the left, have a look around the forums and you should be on your feet quickly, its easy to use the forums and you get to know where the icons and buttons and things are after a couple of minits...
If you get real stuck then ill help you out but it really is like falling off a log
Russ
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Im big into the school uniform thing... but it has to be a tartan style skirt..
Sex with a stranger is a good one aswell..
For my job i travel round to peoples houses to fix computers, some of the people i meet are so damn sexy, especially the early morning calls when they have just got out of bed.. husband is out at work etc.. etc.., that would be a big turn on
wink
Russ
(anyone got a broken PC?)
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Maybe you can get them to leave 6 scaffolding pole poking out of the top of your house making it 'unfinished' and cheaper to own.. (what happens if you do that in this country?)
Russ
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*lines up a few web pages with his visa electron and sniffs heartily :twisted:
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more money on alternative power sources so that we can stop using non renewable energy sources

Good idea.. but then what would happen to Opec? Shell etc...?? you honestly think they will fund or allow to be funded a form of cheap renewable energy? not in our lifetime
Flapjackboy you wanna look up richard littlejohn in the sun aswell matey, tuesday and friday i think, hes a very clever man
Russ
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I listen to it most days too, you may well have heard me on the phone in.. ive rang in a couple of times and sent a few texts too.. it makes my day go so much quicker
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Flapjackboy do you listen to mike dicken?well if not stick 1053 or 1089 MW between 10 and 1, youl love him
Russ
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I wonder what percentage of relationships have blossomed in summer months? id be willing to put money on that its more than in winter months...
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Heres the explain
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/17294.html
no one replied to that one so why bother repeating yourself??
Why not be a little less lazy? if you want an easy lay then im sure theres some places around manchester you can get just that
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deep discussions of running off into the sunset with toothbrush and Ford Focus

Judy, i dont know if you mean to, and i may be slightly off topic, but the way you put things in your posts has to be the funniest use of words i have clapped my eyes on, you make me roll with laughter..
On a more serious note.. your safety and sanity is more important than some sex god, so just relax and keep to your own good standards, if he doesnt give you his number then theres probably a good reason for you not to bother with him anymore
Chin up
Russ
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Lucky enough no one has ever checked my email address Russell_abbott@ , and thought i was the real thing.. just to clarify to future confused people, i am not the ginger comedy (some would call genius)..
Just to be sure
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Everyone has one, for one reason or another and each can probably remember a song from that particular year.. so what was it and what did you do? are you ever gonna beat it?
Personally for me it had to be 2001, it was the hottest summer i can remember, i had lived on my own for 3 years by that time, i was 21 and had made many friends in a new town, a love interest had shown up just in time for the summer, she was 17 and the cutest thing i have ever seen, still friends today which is cool, i had just got my frist car so the road was my oyster, Also by this time i was well into the clubbing scene (strictly music clubs) and had 2 fine tickets for creamfields 2001, i had the best blast dancing and glo-stick waving until the sun came up and many a night just sat out on the river mersey with my mates, a cool pint of XXXX, any whiskey from the 200 selection behind the bar until the sun went down again
That has to be my best summer
Just thought id share it and see what yours is
Russ surprised X
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No one has mentioned Pet Shop Boys... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... Day trips to london..
Yossarian i love your avatar
Russ :P
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And apparently use leads to crap spelling (see above post) confused wink