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silent_bob
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
United Kingdom

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My recommendations would be either The Needleworks on City Plaza, or Modern Body Art on Corporation Street. I've not used either premises myself (having moved away from Brum a long time ago now), but I've known the people who run both places for years.
When I drank regularly, probably six pints of Brains SA or a bottle of cheap red wine was required before I actually felt noticeably drunk.
Since I gave up regular drinking 8 years ago I've turned into a complete lightweight, so now a pint of decent bitter or a glass of wine is all it takes to have me tipsy, two and I'm completely rat arsed, at least for an hour or two. I don't know what happens if I drink more than that these days, as I haven't tried.
I've got a container garden of sorts in our back yard, started quite late this year after I got all enthused by Mrs. Silent bob sorting out some flower containers, and decided to plant some useful plants.
One of our two tomato plants (Totem, a bush variety) snapped just above the first set of side shoots yesterday, so I've had to pick all the green tomatoes and put them in a box with a banana to ripen them. Neither plant has produced an enormous amount of fruit, but considering the wet, cloudy weather and the high winds they've done ok.
I did get our first harvest from the garden yesterday (apart from the herbs in the window trough) - a total of two french beans from a couple of plants I rescued from the discounted section of B&Q. It's not much, but I'm quite impressed they've produced anything. We've got a sweet pepper plant and a habanero chilli plant that're doing ok, but I think I'll be bringing them indoors soon and letting them finish off on the kitchen windowsill.
Next year's plans are a lot more grand - I'm thinking of building a small lean-to greenhouse (well I suppose actually more of a large cold frame), and growing heirloom tomatoes from seed (not sure which varieties yet, there's quite a few to choose from).
In general, I think it's been quite a dull, wet year, and in certain parts of the country bees are suffering with a number of infectious diseases (not to mention the crap weather affecting them as well), so overall it wouldn't be surprising if this wasn't a very good year for gardeners. Hopefully next year will be better. smile
As far as my Mum and vanilla mates are concerned, you're all a bunch of online gamers, specifically Battlefield:2142 players. lol
I very briefly considered trying to register for a ticket to this, but to be honest no band (not even Led Zep) is worth £125 a ticket, even for a one-off performance.
I'll probably spend the evening at home with a couple of good bootlegs, that way I'm guaranteed a great concert.
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How long before we hear about small explosives being used to wipe out a roomfull of gang members? Grenades? mines? Small rockets?

Rocket Propelled Grenades were used in a feud between two biker gangs in Denmark (I think), back in 1994.
I've had a lot of trouble in the past with latex-free condoms, which I managed to work out was due to the fact that unlike normal latex condoms, the latex-free ones don't stretch at all, they split.
I've had a fair bit of trouble finding condoms that fit properly in the past, most of the standard-sized ones are bloody difficult to put on, and once on they're just too tight, which is not good for maintaining an erection (and it looks very stupid as well).
I found Condomi XXL were ok, though not perfect (IIRC they're tapered, so whilst comfortable for most of their length, they can constrict the base of your knob in a most disconcerting fashion). I'd definitely be interested in giving Femidoms a try, I just need to find somebody to try them with. smile
I did most of an NVQ III a few years ago and whilst the work was easy all of the admin, cross-referencing etc was enough to make me swear never to do an NVQ ever again. In comparison, doing an OU diploma was much less work overall, for a better qualification, as I could spend the time learning rather than doing admin.
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DP - good to see you too! Grief, my two favourite blokes in the same thread.
Thought you had moved away! And what's with this 'other' account???
Hope you're well.
x xx

We're doing ok, not moved yet ( and don't know where we're going yet either). As for the name change, I'd got a bit fed up of everybody assuming I was some kind of pervert or having trouble spelling my name. smile
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I read a lot of history so when somebody puts something up that I remeber a bit about I google it to refresh. There was a tanker that got torpedoed.......the crew abandoned the ship and ended up in a small lifeboat. Two days later they see a ship. Lo and behold it was the one they abandoned and the fires had gone out. They reboarded her and sailed her to the UK. But I can't find that on google.
Dave_Notts

The Ship in question was the SS San Demetrio, sailing as part of convoy HX-84 when it was attacked by the Admiral Scheer (an incident probably better known for the delaying action fought by HMS Jervis Bay). When Google fails, Wikipedia springs to the rescue. smile
Strange, but I've also recently been evaluating my options, although for different reasons (going back to work after looking after the little 'un), and I also investigated doing the RYA Yachtmaster with commercial endorsement. In my case I decided that a) I'm damned picky about who I sail with, and b) I don't like spending too long away from my family, so I don't think it'd work for me. I've found a course in yacht & small craft surveying instead, which should hopefully allow me to fiddle with boats for a living, and sail them for fun. smile
Well it claims that I'm modest, solitary, assertive, responsible and inquisitive, which apparently means I get an Osprey daemon. dunno
I'd better add my thanks as well, it was an excellent night out (particularly after we'd found a pub with no music and somewhere to sit down).
Great to see everyone I'd met before and good to meet everyone I hadn't met before. smile
A pack of Wolves is unlikely to be a serious danger to even a lone human, as I'd find it hard to think of a circumstance in which we'd be considered a good meal, and with all the modern kit that we tend to wear and carry, we smell completely 'wrong'. They're much more of a danger to family pets than family members, not to mention sheep, which were the main reason they were originally hunted to extinction.
Personally, I quite like the idea of reintroducing previously native species to the UK, where they died out as a result of hunting or predation by humans. Most of the species this has been tried with successfully so far are birds (mainly birds of prey, but also Bustards on Salisbury Plain). I think European Beavers (hunted to extinction for their fur) could be reintroduced very successfully, and escaped wild boar and boar/pig hybrids have shown that whether we like it or not they can survive.
I'll admit that introducing large omnivores and facultative carnivores like bears or wolves requires a lot more care. I'm not particularly worried by what they might do to humans, more by what they might do to domestic animals and what the human response might be.
Well I've tried the 2000 word epic LMU post, and apart from a touch of carpal tunnel it's got me precisely zip. So, here's a different approach:
I'm free all this weekend, and have the house all to myself for the weekend. If you're female (whether single, part of a couple, or whatever), and you fancy a shag between now and Monday morning, then click here and we'll see if we can sort something out. smile
When I was 18-19, I kept getting asked for ID when I went out sad Then I grew a beard and started losing my hair, and since then people consistently reckon I'm about 5-10 years older than I am. This was generally a good thing when I was 20, but less so now I'm 30.
I've even considered shaving off the beard to see if I look younger but:
a) Mrs. DP has threatened serious consequences should I ever shave my beard off.
b) After 11 years of beardiness, I think my chin might shivel up and drop off if I suddenly expose it to sunlight. :shock:
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I have a special gold ring which slipped off my finger due to cold weather and loosing weight. I was heartbroken for weeks and weeks, and then to my imense joy, as if by fate, I put my hand into a glove that i hardly ever use and it slipped back onto my finger. I knew what it was without even looking. biggrin smile lol

Do you refer to it as 'my precious'? :lol: bolt
I thought Trainspotting was a pretty good adaptation of the book, and personally I think Peter Jackson did a damn good job with the Lord of the Rings, certainly in the extended versions of the films, if not quite in the theatrical release.
I can think of at least two instances where book and film were both written in parallel, which I think works very well. The two I know of are 2001: A Space Odyssey, and The Abyss.
Possibly the worst example I can think of for an adaptation would be A View to a Kill - in it's original form a wonderful short story, when it came time to make the film they took the name and ditched everything else.
Incidentally, somebody mentioned that Catch 22 would betricky to do because of it's non-linear narrative and large battle scenes. Personally I can think of films that have been successful despite being non-linear (Pulp Fiction is the one that immediately springs to mind), and large aerial battles are something that CGI got it's collective head around five years ago (the scene in Band of Brothers where they drop into Normandy would be an excellent example of what could be achieved even back then).
Mrs. DP and I met because we were working on the same site, but it was huge (well over 4,000 members of staff IIRC), and if things hadn't worked out we wouldn't have had to work with each other, and probably wouldn't have bumped into each other very often at work. We actually met whilst waiting for the same bus home outside the hospital gates.
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Abit like sending PM`s then! rolleyes

For some males, yes the analogy probably is accurate. Personally I'm quite selective in who I send pervy PMs to. smile
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An you always get one eh? confused :?

Well that does seem to be the general reproductive strategy of males, of pretty much any species. Fire off a few million packets of genetic information, and hopefully one or two might end up somewhere useful in a fit state to do something about it.
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Its my belief (my mate was a surragate mother) that using the turkey baster process the sperm has to be kept warm (body temperature), no matter what container is used.
No way Im gonna shove a used condom under me armpit to keep the little buggas warm....... confused :? :?
xanaisx

For maximum viability (and hence fewest applications required) then that is the case, but cooling down towards room temperature for an hour or two is unlikely to cause the sperm to become 100% unviable, though I'd imagine 50-80% unviable wouldn't be odd in that situation. It only needs one, after all.
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Maybe we should start bringing our own used condoms home after meets then? :shock:

I probably wouldn't do this routinely, but if I did end up in a situation where I'd gone to meet somebody and at some point been bugged out for whatever reason, then I don't think I'd be too keen on leaving a neatly-packaged sample of my DNA lying around anywhere where it might be found by somebody who wanted to use it.
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I doubt there is much chance of sperm living in a condom in a bin for a cpl of hours tbh

I gave a couple of hours as my best guess as to the longest amount of time that could pass before it was used to have any real hope of success. It certainly wouldn't be reliable, but if you did it enough times, it'd probably work eventually.
I think the risk is mostly theoretical, but it'd be short-sighted to assume that nobody's ever going to try.
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Has made me aware of how this could simply happen without the knowledge of the father :shock:

Not if they are carefull ;-)
That depends.
I saw a case in the news recently where a woman had been convicted after stealing a used condom out of the bin of a man she'd been stalking, and using the contents to fabricate DNA evidence that she'd been .
I realise that with this much delay the chances of any sperm being viable are close to zero, but if it were fished out of the bin within an hour or two of use, say after a meet had gone home (and a non-spermicidal condom was used), then the chances are that it might still be useful to a turkey-baster weilding bunny boiler.
Actually this is a very valid point, given that in certain parts of the country swingers clubs seem to have set up operation in gay saunas, and are effectively running two different (albeit related) businesses in the same premises - catering to gay men during the day, and swingers a few evenings a week, and possibly one or two days at the weekend. Certainly that's how the one closest to me runs it's business. There's a number of reasons why I think clubs might have adopted this business model, but that's not really relevant to the question, which was simply is there anywhere to go in the daytimes.
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well im 6ft 2in and 16 stone acording to the machine in the chemist im 3st over weight but i,ve got a big build 38 in waist do you guy think thats fat.

Thought you are a doctor???? Surely if you are a doctor you don't need any of us to tell you anything about this?

If he's a doctor, no wonder he thinks he's screwed - the medical profession know a lot less than most people give them credit for, and in this case their reliance on a 150 year+ old measure that was designed to be applied to populations not individuals (BMI) means that they really don't have a clue if somebody's over, under, or about the right weight. They just keep giving out the same old figures with a disclaimer that they're only useful if you happen to be completely average.
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well im 6ft 2in and 16 stone acording to the machine in the chemist im 3st over weight but i,ve got a big build 38 in waist do you guy think thats fat.

I'm going to make you feel pretty good about yourself in a moment. smile
I'm also 6'2"
I weigh (312lbs or 22st 4lbs for the luddites amongst you), or at least I did last Friday.
I have a 52" chest and a 42-44" waist (closer to 44 at the moment, but I have trouble getting my leg muscles into jeans with a 42" waist, even when they'll definitely fit around the waist*).
Body fat % the last time I measured it: ~20% (not in great condition but not so overweight as to be a problem for my health).
I'll admit I'm currently cutting back on the cream cakes and crisps at the moment, but only because I'd prefer to be at around 14-16% body fat, which would require me to lose about a stone to a stone and a half of fat, without putting on any muscle or connective tissue. According to BMI, I would need to lose 9 stone (126lbs or57kg) to be 'healthy'. Not sure how I'd be able to do that, short of cutting off a couple of limbs. lol
A set of accurate digital scales that can measure body fat (and body water) might be a good investment. They'll give you a much better idea of your condition than you'd get from knowing your weight alone, and I was able to find a set on eBay for just over £20.
*Imagine the Incredible Hulk ripping out of his clothes. The effect is visually striking, but not conducive to walking, at least not without permanent damage to my undercarriage. sad