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twos_company
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
UK

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Quote by buzza
am trying long and hard to find a lady, who's into fisting. Giving and recieving... do you exist?
seen it done,,,lol but not to a guy .....
was watching a news channel earlier....
a plug for him came on...
a light fell down on the woman he was interviewing
by the time i got as far as ... had xxx views .... was about to click off the thread
at least i commented........
suppose u think u talkin 2 a cpl who r yrs n the guy u met up wiv mates....
n was so glad 2 see her... that u give em million kisses.....
where is every 1 ??????????????????
aint seen our mates... or the ops we know n love in weeks.......................
ugh..................... u lot r hidin from us too...... sad
hmmm......
i wish.............. n foxy does 2.................. a room with nothing but nice cocks 2 look at?????????????? .......... heaven
Quote by sara2010
wall-e for me its more a case of real life taking over cyber life.

why??? what u 2 up 2... not bumped into u leavin a social 4 ages
Quote by Ian
Paying for an 8mb line. Very stable (which to me is just as important as speed) but is nominally 4mb, and on a lucky day goes upto 6mb.
What is most frustrating is that we live in a large city, however relatives who live in the 'middle of nowhere' are running 50mb with the same provider banghead

i have not a clue what we running....but as long as the pc doe s what i want im happy.
now if hubby worked round the house, like the pc i be very very happy. lol
lol I've just been offered £25 to post my used boxer shorts to a fellow user! obviously I declined.
just a thought. but it might be there way to give u the address incase u want to pop them over in person. pmsl
soz...
ugh u a serious short arse............... sleep in a gro bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is it with some guys, that chat u up and make a meet. then i say hubby will bring me , and then the guys says can t u drive yourself as im shy....do they really think i going to drive to some strange house by myself?.hubby is str8 he s no trouble,but he always makes sure i get home. if a guy is shy the don t meet cpls....
Quote by notquiteacougar
Just found out last night that my sister has been sleeping with my ex husband on and off over the last 12 years (including when we were together)! :sad: :sad: :sad: Oh and they owned up that they have spent time together "slagging" me off to each other!

nah........ thats nothing on 50shades lol
Quote by skinny
They'll probably never learn how to peel a spud!

why should i be the only peep in our house who can peel a spud??
Quote by Cubes
After deciding today that our daughter has no obvious skill in stacking dishes on a draining board (she's grown up with a dishwasher rolleyes) we got to thinking about all the other things she'll probably never need to learn. These are a few that came to mind:

How to wind a watch or clock.
How to clean, make up, or light an open fire.
How to wash clothes by hand or, even more unlikely, use a washboard.
How to use or even recognise a public phone.
I'm sure there are many other things, and others that our generation never picked up from our parents/grandparents. What do you remember doing that kids wouldn't know about nowadays?

um had dishwasher 4 my 21`st.. got peed off with it`s endless breaking down....
now we just relearnin dishwasher stuff.....
n we just put in a log burner stove... n turned back into fire bugs lol (didnt have central heating on once last winter) not that it aint winter still!!!
oyther things...
bake bread ... hand wash stuff... n all bags of crisps n choccy bars were bigger... go buy a 5p mixed bag of sweeties... coz u aint allowed lollies but they always in there.... 1/2p sweets black jacks rubarb n custard
loads of stuff...
but then again we didnt have internet n games consoles....
hmmm n u get a good slap if u were outta line
perhaps its his way to get peeps to look at his profile.
we do meet single guys, but they stand out from the others. n if they moan----we just pass them by.
Quote by tweeky
No such thing as a free phone unless its worthless lol

yes there is...
last upgrade I said they couldnt do better than our tennerish a month contract.. the guy said he`d see what he could do... came back and said he couldnt do a better price.. but could he send us a free phone anyway... it`s still sitting on the desk in its box... wink
yep i like sweets, but the ones i like have gone smaller n still the same we should name the brands on u tube or face book?
Quote by Gee_Wizz
Original Source black mint hair/body. Loooooove the tingle!
:P
can t beat a nice tingle....
hmm... i`m pretty tall... so i like big tall guys who make me look petite... but some guys personality kinda outweigh that.....
down our road Thames Water have left a water main gushing since 12th May....
finally fixed it yesterday after god knows how many hours on the phone to them....
we`ve had water from the sky n water from the ground... pretty much got a new olympic swimming venue on our green!!!!!!!!!!
n was it good tonight to have a hot shower.....
Quote by Meeko
because moving back to Mum`s a good option.......

Sometimes it is the only option. I had to for a while when I moved back into the area after leaving a job that my accommodation included before I bought the house I am in now.
yep.. but we`d just about got used 2 the peace n quiet... now it`s a mad house again
n 2 think i was complaining 3 of us were rattling around...
when u log in u get a window that has 2011 stuff in
either update it or tell us how 2 fix it