I dont have one...
Im just trying to stretch that purple thing above my avatar... :grin:
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wales_cple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Female, 60
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Quote by EagerSlut
Erm.......................it's just a matter of taking it down with your head up at the right angle to open your throat in as straight a line as possible, otherwise you'll gag when it touches the back of your throat.:wink:
Practice makes perfect!
ops: :oops:
WE ALL KNEW THAT
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by naughtynymphos1
you just can't help it can you?
its not like a normal fart you can't feel it coming so you can't run out the room
i always find it happens after doggy so i try and avoid doggy at all costs
No you cant help it and its worse when you do it in multiple... one with each pound...
There's nothing more annoying than when in the middle of a hot steamy session it happens.....
:silly: """WALLOP""" :silly:
Out comes the biggest...wettest...rip-roaring...penis-slapping... fanny fart ever. ops: :oops:
You freeze...look for someone to blame but theres no denying it...it was YOU. :scared:
You go quiet and it throws you for a while before going "ooh...huh" looking down at your vagina with disgrace before pretending it never happened.
If anyone has any advice on how to overcome this embarrasssing dilemma it would be greatly appreciated.....
:silly: """WALLOP""" :silly:
Out comes the biggest...wettest...rip-roaring...penis-slapping... fanny fart ever.
ops: :oops: You freeze...look for someone to blame but theres no denying it...it was YOU. :scared:
You go quiet and it throws you for a while before going "ooh...huh" looking down at your vagina with disgrace before pretending it never happened.
If anyone has any advice on how to overcome this embarrasssing dilemma it would be greatly appreciated.....
oh bad luck dukey boy 26th eh.
Well its actually mine on christmas day. Ive given up on extra pressies or even hoping people remember it. You get an "oh and happy birthday" just after christmas dinner but you can tell they are saying it with a bit of woe in their voices - you will never have your own day.
I can only rely on a double whammy from santa - treble - quad or whatever he has spare in his sack.
Well its actually mine on christmas day. Ive given up on extra pressies or even hoping people remember it. You get an "oh and happy birthday" just after christmas dinner but you can tell they are saying it with a bit of woe in their voices - you will never have your own day.
I can only rely on a double whammy from santa - treble - quad or whatever he has spare in his sack.
Hijacked my foot - I am taking note.
English Chris has made about the most sense but he missed the most vital point - Wine - Roman orgies have always been depicted as glistening toga draped bodies being fed grapes & wine whilst parallelagramally slithering and intermingeling over each others bodies. The more wealthy of the sect bathed in asses milk with six to nine slaves washing, drying, dressing them & waiting on them hand and foot. These wealthy Romans have always been depicted as beautiful (Cleopatra) but this i belive to be untrue. One needs to use the human body to keep it fit and active and if everything is fetched and carried and not a finger lifted then the muscles weaken, feign & loose their oomph.
English Chris has made about the most sense but he missed the most vital point - Wine - Roman orgies have always been depicted as glistening toga draped bodies being fed grapes & wine whilst parallelagramally slithering and intermingeling over each others bodies. The more wealthy of the sect bathed in asses milk with six to nine slaves washing, drying, dressing them & waiting on them hand and foot. These wealthy Romans have always been depicted as beautiful (Cleopatra) but this i belive to be untrue. One needs to use the human body to keep it fit and active and if everything is fetched and carried and not a finger lifted then the muscles weaken, feign & loose their oomph.
Sorry sweetheart but you amongst others get nothing this year. You see i have arranged for santa to visit me before anyone else but little does he know i have a plan - Ill be waiting for him to appear down the chimney.. - ill let him plant my pressies and just as he launches himself back up the chimney im gonna spring out - fetch out his manhood and give him the head his life (only if rudolf is'nt looking) - henceforth giving him a rather protruding obstacle that hinders his natural aerodinamicity preventing him going up or down any chimney and performing his natural xmas duties.
"Greedy girl gets all the pressies" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
"Greedy girl gets all the pressies" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooooh sweetheart.
We all have parts of our body that we dont like but dont put yourself down LADY.
We are what we are and its been a long chalk geting here.
Most of your beauty will come from within and reflect your life as it has been.
Focus on and appreciate the good things about yourself and if you cant do that then you come and show me the perfect person..
We all have parts of our body that we dont like but dont put yourself down LADY.
We are what we are and its been a long chalk geting here.
Most of your beauty will come from within and reflect your life as it has been.
Focus on and appreciate the good things about yourself and if you cant do that then you come and show me the perfect person..
Hi to you all. Being relatively new to the scene we would like some advice from our - hopefully - soon to be peers.
What denotes a gang bang?
I am pretty confident that a threesome and foursome stand but do we have fivedoms and sixdoms or is it after four that we become a gangbang...
After gang bang It must be an orgy? - and at what number of people does gang bang end and orgy begin - is it twelve or fourteen and at what piont does it become a shagfest .. i imagine it to be anything over twenty four. (Correct me if im wrong)
Advice greatly apreciated as we would like to know what we are entering into before we agree to....
What denotes a gang bang?
I am pretty confident that a threesome and foursome stand but do we have fivedoms and sixdoms or is it after four that we become a gangbang...
After gang bang It must be an orgy? - and at what number of people does gang bang end and orgy begin - is it twelve or fourteen and at what piont does it become a shagfest .. i imagine it to be anything over twenty four. (Correct me if im wrong)
Advice greatly apreciated as we would like to know what we are entering into before we agree to....
