Tacky as fuck.
They didn't know WHAT to do for him. Ended up with a hotpotch tribute (strange term 'tribute').
I think it only went to show how few friends he really had. Showbiz funerals are rarely fitting, and this was a prime example of that.
a cuckold is any married man who's wife has sex with other men.
But the cuckold scene is a little more complicated... where most of the cucks like the idea of their wives being seduced by other men, or even going as far as being chastised about her affair / lovers etc.
The 'Bull' is her lover (usually characterised as being dominant / superior etc etc).
Predominantly a male fantasy, but some women enjoy it too.
There's you have it.
I total cuck and bull story.
20 years ago, very few 'shaved' (esp men).
Now it's all the rage (largely as a result of the porn industry).
It's just a fashion.
I like neat and tidy... BUT, I do get irritated by people who say "eeew" as if it's something truly awful. Nobody moaned 20 years ago. It's just stupid fashion and conditioning.
I won't even try to mention the subconscious psyche behind a prepubescent look!
Anyway, neat and tidy for me. I can't say really care that much as long as I believe someone is hygienic.
I disagree that women are under more pressure though.
I think if anything, more and more women insist on men having no hair, or certainly no hair on their back or facial hair.
There was NO way on earth men had back, sack and crack done 20 years ago...it was even more rare than women shaving... I'm dark, I have body hair, I keep it as neat as possible... but get a life if it's THAT much of an issue. Do women REALLY think Johnny Depp has no body hair? etc
We are all victims of hype and media, and all to willing to be conditioned into believing the perfect human body is a certain way. Currently that's slim, shaved, perfectly symmetrical labia, pert breasts, flawless teeth, immaculate hair, exceptional eyesight, jaw dropping cock length etc etc
God, at this rate I might be tempted to vote for Bush to come back!
Perhaps the deal with men liking the idea when a woman is there is because they get off on the woman, not the guy.
The guy is really incidental, it's the thought of the woman being so aroused that's turning him on.
This isn't the best analagy... but
Most of the things we do sexually aren't a turn on in their own right. It's about the effect it has on someone.
You can lick a woman's ass... I genuinely don't think that act itself is sexy UNTIL you know 'in the moment' it's driving a women wild.
It's the same with watersports, or spanking or any number of things. The 'act' isn't the turn on per se, it's the scenario around the act that does the trick.
In the same way then, sucking another guy's cock shouldn't automatically be interpret as bi, or even bi curious.... it is JUST a physical act. The intent behind it is what makes in bi or not.
Imagine this:
A man puts his hand on a woman's breasts.
It COULD be absolutely awful and traumatic.
Or it would COULD be wonderfully erotic and sensual.
Now it's just a hand on a breast...so clearly the real difference isn't in the hand or the touch... it's in the mind of the woman and the man. If it's welcomed and consenting, it's beautiful. If it's not welcomed or consenting, it's abusive and awful.
Everything depends in the intent of the two involved.
So no act is gay,straight or bi, dominant or submissive.... it's just a physical act. If the guy is doing it because it drives a woman wild, to hell with it I say!
I have never approached a woman in my life, and I never will.
I have zero confidence to do that, and if they approach me, I just bugger off.
I wouldn't mind if I'd ever had a bad experience, but haven't.... no idea what's behind it.
All the comedy is a 'front'. Funny how nobody believes it. You get so good at it becomes second nature.
Believe NONE of what you hear, and only half of what you see.
The thing with rumour (to my mind) is that you should always look at the person telling you the rumour, and never the target of the rumour.
In almost every case, it isn't for your benefit that you being a told... (although they often say "I'm only telling you because I think you ought to know..". It's usually for THEIR benefit with some little secret agenda.
It's the same when somebody says "she told me this in confidence, but...." If that person is willing to tell other people's secrets, they are willing to tell yours to other people.
Drop them like a tonne of bricks.
Sinatra
Elvis
Mercury
David Lee Roth
Michael Jackson
Angus Young
Kiss (not technically a person!)
so many....
Although 'showman' can mean a larger than life personality, or it can mean consumate professional who gives a consumate show.
Mercury was very very good, but I think he was helped by a fabulous band too.
I once saw Robert Plant as a guest star take a stage by storm...
Best ever that I have personally seen....
And I've seen many of the above inc Mercury, but it would have to be:
and you will KILL yourselves at this..
Barry Manilow
Gregory House (from House)
Jeeves(From Jeeves and Wooster)
Reggie (the barmaid from Becker, who is my perfect woman)
Audrey Hepburn (any character!)
Peter Cushing (any character!)
I always thought he meant he wanted to see me in trunks!
I tried those Lemon flavoured ones...
But they made me come in a jiffy
You lot really are so bloody perverted.. you saw the title and rushed right to it...
Anyway, I'm curious about something.
We all have things that turn us on, or at least appeal to us, but now and then there might be something that is stronger than that, and probably more primitive.
Something that when it is said, seen or done, almost instantly turns you on...
Might be red heels, stockings, tight boxers, man in suit, uniform etc etc...
I don't want a list of 'sexy things'. I want want just gets to you in a very intense way.
Since I'm asking the question, I'll start off with a couple of things that just do it for me (in the right moment)
1) A photograph of a woman's midrift from the side, so that the curve of her pubis protrudes a little (like a little mound, so to speak!)
2) The position a woman sometimes sits in (usually on the floor, back to wall), her knees up to her chest and ankles a little apart (so there's a glimpse of her panties just below her pussy)
3) The smell of a lover that remains sometimes days afterwards... when to take a shower or just remember them, and inhale... and you get a faint aroma of them still.
4) When you make eye contact with someone repeatedly at a party, or in a bar etc and you wish you could chat with them (but can't). When you leave the party... knowing you'll never see them, but certain there was a connection there.
OK, your turn now!
If it totally floats your boat.... spill the beans!
For me, the greatest erotica is measure more in what isn't said than what is.
Since the mind is clearly the biggest sex organ, a great story should paint a scene, but leave room for the mind to wander a little... when everything is 100% spelled out, the graphic details actually starts to become tiresome.
That's not to say you can't use 'fuck' or 'aching cock' etc... it's fine... but I would wager that anybody who really enjoys eroticism in their real life would say it's far more about 'situation' and far less about what physically happens.
A man (or woman) can touch you and it be heaven, or it can be hell.. it's not the touch that makes the difference, but the intent, the moment, the atmosphere.
A good story will play on those aspects.
Phrases to avoid:
"her steaming cunt hole"
"throbbing member"
"dripping cunt juices"
oh, I can't carry on....I'm starting to get aroused.
i think they are adapted jokes
It's because I'm bad
so beat it!
Still fresher than MJ though
Of course it's funny, very much so (to me)
I just wonder sometimes about the timing... on this occasion I've chosen not to tell any jokes 'cos the grief I'd get, and a sense of 'right' somehow.
By Sunday I'll be raring to go.
Now, I have to confess to liking a bit of humour.
I also confess to finding humour in 'darkness'... graveyard / gallows humour you might call it.
Sometimes, this can poke fun at situations that are clearly serious. I would never (with intent) set out to poke fun at race, size, age, intelligence etc... but I will make jokes that cross those topics. It's hard not to.
Since clearly the death of MJ is fresh in our minds, we know there is a wave of humour (or not) on the horizon.
I think we have to be careful here... and not fall foul of the following:
- Sometimes a joke can touch a controversial subject, but doesn't mean the joker condones the subject
- Sometimes folks react to shock in different ways, some cry, but some laugh (yes they do). So try not to be too hard on jokers
- Humour is so often funny because it challenges and provokes and pushes boundaries. Let's never lose that
All of that said, something funny will remain funny for a long time.
In the few hours after anybody's death, I think humour can wait. There's forever to joke about something, only one chance to have show some respect in the circumstances.
This isn't really about MJ, it's more a question of that invisible line of decency... and how folks choose to push it.
A very talented young lad who was spotted, made, merchandised and ultimately ruined by it all.
His wealth afforded him so much, and denied him of so much more.
Did he create some fabulous music - yes
Did he give us some great spectacle / entertainment - yes
But he was just a man in the end.
I find it a terrible shame, but equally, that same evening, there was a program on TV about homelessness.
There are so many great shames in this world that we CAN do something about and can't be bothered to.
RIP MJ. I didn't know you, I didn't love you, I was conditioned into believing I knew something of you and finally I'm conditioned to express a heightened state of emotion.
Somewhere, behind all the history, was a little black boy, born with nothing... left the world with nothing. Finally free.
Sometimes, when all those around you seem to be idiots... it's worth looking at yourself to make sure it really ISN'T you that's the fool.
ALL swinging sites take their membership from pretty much the same population. The same issues and characters apply across all sites.
It IS irritating that you're getting only idiots or 'not getting what you want'. But I'd recommend that you have more patience, put more effort into it, visit a swinging club instead, or generally just be more realistic in your expectations regarding website centric meeting.
There are plenty of other sites, and anybody in the swinging community knows them. Sadly, lousy beer will still be lousy beer even if you drink it in another pub. You either have to change the beer you're drinking or learn to accept the taste. Changing the pub won't help.
UNCONFIRMED
Decent chance it's accurate, but please, UNCONFIRMED as yet.
It has recently come to my attention that many men are feeling rejected by SH women.
Thankfully it would seem this is the result of the age old issue of 'miscommunication'
I have taken it upon myself to provide a clarification of female responses to your whispers and mails (and translated into male speak):
"Go fuck yourself"
She wants to watch you masturbate
"Over my dead body"
Kinkier than usual
"Such a twat"
A woman who is confident with her body and not afraid to advertise it
"You make me want to gag"
Has a desire to perform fellatio on you
"Fuck Off"
Has a 'race' mentality - keen on hurried sex
"Don't come back"
She's not a fan of you ejaculating during anal sex
"Be glad to see the back of you"
Likes to wear a strapon
"What a load of bollox"
Likes to enjoy more than one man
"Please leave me alone"
Needs time to prepare herself (a woman's thing). Although this may also mean she needs to masturbate. Best option is to seek clarification
"I can't stand hairy backs"
This is good news, she waxes
"I wouldn't do you if you were the last man on earth"
Great news, you're not the last man on earth, so she's up for it
"Take the hint"
Thanks to my guide, you will now be able to!
"It's over!"
Your penis exceeds the size she expected
give us a curdle, oops cuddle!
I've been busy.... I have had soooo many offers, I cannot believe my good fortune.
So far, I have had the following offers!
"Go fuck yourself"
I assume she wants to watch me play
"Over my dead body"
Not my thing, but I like her kinky side
"Such a twat"
I like a woman who is confident with her body
"You make me want to gag"
Clearly she overestimates my endowment, but I do appreciate the desire
"Fuck Off"
It's not a race, but glad she's in a hurry
"Don't come back"
I'm ok with her not wanting me to ejaculate during anal
This is worthy of a new thread...
playing hard to get...
There's a pot noodle in it for you too!
Love the profile kid, please get in touch
Hello
I am new to all of this.
I'm a transvestive male lesbian, looking to engage is some sensual sado-masochistic auto-asphyxiative erotic practices, preferably with a cross-dressing Dominatrix utilising a plastic ground sheet, a wooden spoon and a goat, once every other Tuesday afternoon.
I would like to hope that my potential partner can overlook my disfigurements (I have a normal shaped and sized penis, which would seem to be a disability here)
If you would like to get in touch, then please don't.
I doubt I would actually want anybody who wanted me.
If you think I'm a freak and wouldn't touch me with a 10ft barge pole, then you could be the one for me.
Thank you
p.s. Must be a fan of goat's cheese.
