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ladysteph
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
UK

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Well Dani , I have been on the site for quite sometime now and can only say I have always been treated with the courtesy and respect that the swinging heaven community affords to all that venture here , generally if you can accept the prefrences of the other community members then they seem to respect yours , wherever you roam on here....have fun..............Steph
Guilty as charged definatly wearing a wig (or two) know what your saying tho had a friend who was bald ,or near for the last 10 yrs ,bought a hairpiece only wore it once because everyone took the pi** and to be honest he looked much better bald
English french dictionary and phrase book .....by travel plan , going on holls next week so just picking up a few important phrases.................Just hope they can speak french in Italy......................
Leather in the lounge , lace in the bedroom ................does it for me
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Photos look ok hun.
H.x

Well with a lot of work , a bad camera ,and neat lighting anything is poss babe , but your posterior is un-fakeable and absoutly stunning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow look out J lo....
well girls I just cant get by without it .............or maybe even with it , havnt quite got it right yet !!!
well a gals gotta get her beauty sleep .....so gdnite folks Hic !!! I'll get my nickers back tomorrow pete .......
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Some bar this is pete stole my nickers and the barman goes hunting some wierd ingridient for his pangargleatticbangleduster ....all I want is a drink....same again pls

at least yours are easy enough to get my hands on.............there ye go :cheers:
Not any more there not pete nicked em !!!! but thanks for the drink
Some bar this is pete stole my nickers and the barman goes hunting some wierd ingridient for his pangargleatticbangleduster ....all I want is a drink....same again pls
I wondered where they went to redface
I had LadySteph's knickers on me head at the time and didn't see you comming, feck thats cold, someone give me a rubdown please.
I could answer that :twisted:
lala la lala la la......skip lalala
I Think there may be a language barrier here lol
Im gettin a wetsuit next time I come to this place........wheres the barman gone??? ..Hic !
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or the extra head ...................................
I did not give you extra head....Im a Lady
Once is quite sufficient
or the extra head ...................................
I did not give you extra head....Im a Lady
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PanGalacticGargelBlaster ?
Think I had one of those in bournmouth biggrin

oh, so that was you? did I ever tell you I was from another planet? :twisted: was it the SO bar as I recall , you were lying down at the time
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more tequilla n guinness ladysteph ?
Oh go on then if your payin lol
my pleasure smilemight just be if I have any more babe :cheers:
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more tequilla n guinness ladysteph ?
Oh go on then if your payin lol
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Consider yourself promoted to Chief Constalbble

tried it once but couldn't get used to the underwear..!
Im sure I could have found you something more suitable......... lol
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another tequilla AND a guinness it is smile
my water canons at the ready biggrin and my nuts are in a safe place redface

Hic ! just the Tequila n guinness for now thanks wink
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but I do think the 'safety cameras' are in most cases no more than revenue collectors.............Steph

well of course...why site them near schools or on difficult roads when you can hide them behind a bridge abutment..?
or, without the venom,
how about placing them where unsuitable speed is lethal instead of just where many speed.?
s'only a thought Consider yourself promoted to Chief Constalbble
Chief Constalbble
sorry been in the bar
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but I do think the 'safety cameras' are in most cases no more than revenue collectors.............Steph

well of course...why site them near schools or on difficult roads when you can hide them behind a bridge abutment..?
or, without the venom,
how about placing them where unsuitable speed is lethal instead of just where many speed.?
s'only a thought Consider yourself promoted to Chief Constalbble
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ok, i'll fill all ye glasses before the fun starts

A large Tequila n a pint of guinness please (waits for fun to start)
one large tequilla in a pint of guinness................. doh! think i may have misread that one
Dont worry babe I'll take it as it comes redface
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, (dont even know where the horn is) Steph
what you doing on here then lol :lol: Learning !!!!! :lol: :lol:
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ok, i'll fill all ye glasses before the fun starts

A large Tequila n a pint of guinness please (waits for fun to start)
Well I shall consider my botty well n truly slapped for the speeding issue , in both cases tho I was only slightly over the speed limit ....47 the first time and I think (yet to be confirmed) 49 this time ......In my defense I have been driving for 26 yrs in the UK and extensivly abroad and never had an accident , so would consider myself a careful and considerate driver , very paitient too (dont even know where the horn is) but my car happens to see a sneeze as 10 mph and misbehaves badly on occasion.....guess Id better not say what it did on the M6 toll road...........So thanks for all your comments and advice (humor ,wit, sarcasm etc) I will try to behave in future (cant afford not to now)
but I do think the 'safety cameras' are in most cases no more than revenue collectors.............Steph
Hmmmmm well I have only recently started using this forum and have seen no obvious discrimination or intentional distaste towards any groups , even us 'trannies' and although I personally would have no problem with the thread I'm not a Mod , nor would I care to do that job , but I guess some poor blighter has to do it...........Steph