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silvertongue471
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Greater London
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Is it too late to come to this. I'd love to finally put some faces to names.
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Quote by Funlovers2009
I notice that the men have no condoms in their manbags. I always have condoms in my bag, am I the only one?
Nope. I always have condoms on me too. As well as everything bar the kitchen sink. There's a handbag thread somewhere but the search button isn't being my friend today. It's probably best left in the vaults. I need to get better at carrying less!
Same here, I bought a bigger bag the other week cos the last one was overflowing ... filled it already so need to go shopping again!!
any excuse for some retail therapy eh
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I carry them sometimes, but I rarely get into situations where I would be needing them on the spur of the moment.
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hehe. if i ever run into a bleary-eyed man going commando i'll know it was your handywork. 
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Large comb
Small comb
Facecream
Cocoa Butter
Deodorant spray
Gum.
Chapstick
A small mirror (my mate almost disowned me when he saw that )
A book, Nintendo DS, ipod, wallet and magic shoe sponge thingie.
I'm not against male make-up but some of that stuff in the gok wan piece was a bit much.
Small comb
Facecream
Cocoa Butter
Deodorant spray
Gum.
Chapstick
A small mirror (my mate almost disowned me when he saw that
)A book, Nintendo DS, ipod, wallet and magic shoe sponge thingie.
I'm not against male make-up but some of that stuff in the gok wan piece was a bit much.
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i suppose i could do that, but I am stunningly lazy.
I'll get round to it. Don't want to jinx things by putting in any Arsenal players until nearly the last minute.
I'll get round to it. Don't want to jinx things by putting in any Arsenal players until nearly the last minute.
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what's the league gonna be called? i only ask cos i have family, work and various friend leagues and I'd like to keep this side of my life private
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i think this place should have a hall of shame. it would probably force some people to behave better to each other.
he probably wouldn't say that to you if it was in a bar but because it's the net...
most people don't even have the courtesy to reply. he should count himself lucky.
he probably wouldn't say that to you if it was in a bar but because it's the net...
most people don't even have the courtesy to reply. he should count himself lucky.
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It makes me laugh to see Kent quoting sales figures as if it's some measure of quality. Who cares if x million people buy a publication? By that reckoning Transformers 2 is better than say Up in the Air because it more people went to see it.
We live in a society where people watch stuff like X-factor and American Idol, is it any surprise that the Sun is the biggest seller? In a country where Jordan can be a bestseller why are you gleefully reporting the Sun tops sales? It's inevitable.
I don't doubt that there are people who can read between the lines, much like there are people who watch Fox News for jokes but for the most part the people who are buy these magazines will gleefully parrot whatever it is they read.
I mean even the way the Sun is written is designed to teach people what to think. Capitalising words etc.
Some people might see through this, but there are others (and believe me they are in the majority) who swallow this word for word.
We live in a society where people watch stuff like X-factor and American Idol, is it any surprise that the Sun is the biggest seller? In a country where Jordan can be a bestseller why are you gleefully reporting the Sun tops sales? It's inevitable.
I don't doubt that there are people who can read between the lines, much like there are people who watch Fox News for jokes but for the most part the people who are buy these magazines will gleefully parrot whatever it is they read.
I mean even the way the Sun is written is designed to teach people what to think. Capitalising words etc.
Some people might see through this, but there are others (and believe me they are in the majority) who swallow this word for word.
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Harald Schumacher (is there an exclusivity agreement for cunty behaviour for people bearing this name? even Joel Schumacher, he made Batman and Robin ffs) on Battiston in the 1982 world cup semi final (West Germany v. France).
Battiston is through on goal, Schumacher comes and doesn't even go for the ball, he bodychecks him. Battiston need oxygen as he was stretchered off, lost about 4 teeth as well.
Was Schumacher sent off I hear you ask? Not even close, West Germany got a goal kick for his efforts.
Combine that with the disgraceful match against Austria in the group stages and the Germans really must have been about as popular as ebola in football circles in 1982.
Battiston is through on goal, Schumacher comes and doesn't even go for the ball, he bodychecks him. Battiston need oxygen as he was stretchered off, lost about 4 teeth as well.
Was Schumacher sent off I hear you ask? Not even close, West Germany got a goal kick for his efforts.
Combine that with the disgraceful match against Austria in the group stages and the Germans really must have been about as popular as ebola in football circles in 1982.
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I'd love to meet up...and I'd be happy to chip in for the chalet too. I've never been to eurekas though- will I have to buy a membership? I am free all day, but during the day would be better for me.
Mods edit:- no contact details to be put up onthe site, thank you
if you have any questions, just ask
Ted
Mods edit:- no contact details to be put up onthe site, thank you
if you have any questions, just ask
Ted
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most invertebrates. insects, worms, centipedes, snails.
i once- and there's no other way to describe this- fucked myself up massively running away from a mate who had a snail in his hand. i was a bit tired and emotional and wasn't wearing a belt so my jeans (favourite pair) fell down, tripped me up. what happened next can only be described as mother of all crash-landings. i must've bounced off the road about three or four times.
When it was over, my jeans had been ripped straight through the crotch, my leather jacket was ripped,my watch was broken, my glasses' lenses were in lands end and john o'groats. miraculously, i only suffered a bruised knee though.
i once- and there's no other way to describe this- fucked myself up massively running away from a mate who had a snail in his hand. i was a bit tired and emotional and wasn't wearing a belt so my jeans (favourite pair) fell down, tripped me up. what happened next can only be described as mother of all crash-landings. i must've bounced off the road about three or four times.
When it was over, my jeans had been ripped straight through the crotch, my leather jacket was ripped,my watch was broken, my glasses' lenses were in lands end and john o'groats. miraculously, i only suffered a bruised knee though.
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so it would be mostly gay films then?
for that reason, i'm out.
for that reason, i'm out.
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if you have a rapidshare account then is your friend. even if you don't it's still your friend, but it just takes longer.
somewhat underwhelmed by the vids on here. too short and very few have audio (or am i just deaf?). if you want amateur/homemade vids then is great.
somewhat underwhelmed by the vids on here. too short and very few have audio (or am i just deaf?). if you want amateur/homemade vids then is great.
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pretty sedate. then discovered my cock.
either that or,
seen the world, can't stop moving.
either that or,
seen the world, can't stop moving.
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you think gash or minge is bad. how about 'glistening axe wound'? *projectile vomits*
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also, can we give personal info like emails and numbers out? or do we have to exchange a few messages first?
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apologies if this is the wrong section to ask this. i haven't been here too long, but reading the ads, i've seen a non-paying members write that they can't respond to messages.
is this true? how do they benefit from this place then?
pedantically, it's more of an observation than a question but hey.
is this true? how do they benefit from this place then?
pedantically, it's more of an observation than a question but hey.
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Quote by jesster
Just reminded me of the guy who called the emergency services in the good ole USA saying his manhood had been attacked by a knife weilding prostitute. The wound didnt look like a knife wound so one officer followed the trail of blood to a cupboard. In the cupboard was the assailant. A hoover.....Guy had removed the pipe in the hope of a good suck but didnt realise there was a rotating metal fan just inside said hoover to provide suction!! Ouch
I assume this is a true story as it was on some program about freak accidents :smile:
i kind of hope it isn't *winces*
mine was when i had just discovered masturbation and was basically doing it so much i was running out of any possible lubricant. decided to coat the not-so-little fella in chinese balm. the agony, especially when i tried to wash it off with cold water. i almost had a seizure from the pain.
since then i've treated my cock with kid gloves.
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thanks got the info. was trying to have an idea so i could budget. i'm definitely in.
looking forwards to meeting you as well as everyone else. thanks for helping set this up.
looking forwards to meeting you as well as everyone else. thanks for helping set this up.
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you can be the chief whip, ms whips.
don't worry, i already called the taxi.
don't worry, i already called the taxi.
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
God to appear on June 10th and tell us it was all a joke......I know this sounds like a long shot but I had a vision
hopefully not, i'm really looking forward to the world cup.
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can i just say i have been to a couple of these and they are amazing.
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i read this elsewhere and thought of this place immediately. i was like "which of you kinky bastards has gotten up to some darwin-awards type mischief"
@kaznkev- think it was more that he couldn't get soft again, like all those fake cockring mishaps, the blood wouldn't flow out of his erectile tissue
so any other tales of sexual experimentation gone wrong?
@kaznkev- think it was more that he couldn't get soft again, like all those fake cockring mishaps, the blood wouldn't flow out of his erectile tissue
so any other tales of sexual experimentation gone wrong?
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so what happened next? i think you're very lucky to have found sue by the way. someone who is totally honest with you and that you vibe with. my playmates drive me nuts honestly with their lack of communication.
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massive bump.
@Noladreams- sorry for radio silence. been with the family over the holidays and as such it was a SH-free zone. So are you from Nola and more importantly...can you make the cuisine? I'd be up for spending my bonus points on some dirty rice :-D Hope you had a good holiday period.
@Anais- hello. good to meet you. your name reminds me of my furtive reading of anais nin's novels as a 13 year old boy.
@Noladreams- sorry for radio silence. been with the family over the holidays and as such it was a SH-free zone. So are you from Nola and more importantly...can you make the cuisine? I'd be up for spending my bonus points on some dirty rice :-D Hope you had a good holiday period.
@Anais- hello. good to meet you. your name reminds me of my furtive reading of anais nin's novels as a 13 year old boy.
