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thevillians
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 60
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When i read how bad drinking was for you, i gave up reading....
That is my thought of the day..
So what is your thought for the day.....
Be it funnny or serious let everyone know biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Quote by Funmeister2008
She is married to a chef, would not say much for his food if she was thin!

Well there is fern's problem she is married to a cook ,so the question is how do you nlose weight when you is married to a chef.
he isnt about to think about the cals when he is cooking..
As it has been spashed all over the new at the min
and in the papers..
Fern Britton has had a gastric band fitted to help her lose weight..Some people says that she lied about the way she lose her weight,as far as i can see she never said she was on a diet of any kind..
If im wrong i will be gladly stand corrected..
Well as far as i can see it was her choice to loce weight in her own way,i feel the fact she didnt tell anyone isn't a problem..
So why all the fuss about the way she lose her weight,fair enough she was the face of a weight lose company pushing another way for people to lose weight..
Just saw a news report,someone was being interviewed in the gym,and if i understoon the woman said,Fern lied about her weight lose..
so as far as i can see there is no problem at all..
Do you agree or disagree?..
Well for me my dream car would have to be an astin martin vantage,you can beat that for a car..
Well for the general run around car it would have to be the range rover sport(with the kick ass stero system)..
Yes i know there both gas guzzlers but as you say money is no object at all.biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Well i also do a lot of my shopping on the internet,,
i made the mistake of shopping on amazon,and now after nearly three grand of shopping,,im still shopping on there at least one a month..
And as for christmas,it is a easy surf round the internet and i know one things saves getting bumped and barged by other stroopy people ,fightimng to get what they want...
Also following on from perxious post..
If you is a memeber of either RAC or AA,,they offer vechicle inspection service,,
and they will do full check off the car for you..
Well i think we will have our first swinging heaven funeral,well i think when you tell your better half of 10 years you have been swinging for the last four years ,your a dead man..
So if you are brave enough to tell her i'd like to be the fly on the wall ,when you do...
As i would love to see her reaction biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by fabio
it depends on how I got into that mood in the first place....
I try not to let it affect the way I post, but it has to be human nature for it to reflect it a little.....
If it is seeing a post that puts me in that mood, and I want to reply..... then I will go away for 15 minutes so:
A)I can calm down a little.....
and B) I hope that someone else writes something in the style that I feel (that way I can't get myself into trouble)
If I am really in a really really crappy mood... I'll turn the computer off.... no point in me taking it out on someone else when whatever it is isn't there problem.....and saying something to someone that I will ultimately regret

Yeah i agree with you fabio...
But my god it is good sharing ya crappy mood with ever one else...
Ok ..yes we all agree the fuel taxes are rip off,
but what about the motorist who are stuck in the traffic jams..
When the lorry drivers do there blockades ???
No one every thinks about them do they...
How to introduce your fiance of 10 years to swinging...
Well number loads of roses...
number dinners next 10years..
number wedding you cant afford..
number her the truth when she isnt having a bad daqy and hope for the best..
number you tell her make sure you are wearing full body armour.
And the most important thing tell her everything....
Well there is now wrong with being bolshy...
well i know you dont mean to offendend anyone when you post on the site..
Well last time i was in here everyone was adult and should be able to take it on the chin...
biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by X_fanny_x
So we live in Britian in the 21st century..
So tell me how comes we hear on the news about a little child starving to death and her brothers and sister are in a not to good a state...
So who is gonna be blamed for letting this happen?..
According to the news reports the neighbours reckoned the kids were eating the scraps of bread that they were puuting out for the birds...
So if they believed this was happening why didnt they report it to the police?...
well if they had reported it to the police the little girl might have been alive to day..
Well of course the local services are in the firing line and of course they have to be held to account for what has happened..
Me thinks that the family should have done something about it as well..they must have known what was happening in the house.
So why the hell didnt they say or do anything about it??
So if we are in the 21st century and live in a modern country ...
Why is this still happening ??????

words do fail me as to why or how but to the bit in bold - maybe the neighbours thought the kids were just hungry or playing a game i know as a kid i often used to snaffle the rhubard and pea pods etc growing in the garden we were well fed kids but it is something kids do, maybe to a lesser extent but it happens, my son has always been very underweight, (and hyperactive) Ive had lots of comments in the past about feeding him etc, truth of it is he eats more than me, never stops eating. Signs are not always easy to spot
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Yes i do agree with what you are saying about kids looking underweight,even though they eat like horeses.
I still ask the question if the neighbours had an idea the kids were eating the scraps..
why the neighbours say something?..
So we live in Britian in the 21st century..
So tell me how comes we hear on the news about a little child starving to death and her brothers and sister are in a not to good a state...
So who is gonna be blamed for letting this happen?..
According to the news reports the neighbours reckoned the kids were eating the scraps of bread that they were puuting out for the birds...
So if they believed this was happening why didnt they report it to the police?...
well if they had reported it to the police the little girl might have been alive to day..
Well of course the local services are in the firing line and of course they have to be held to account for what has happened..
Me thinks that the family should have done something about it as well..they must have known what was happening in the house.
So why the hell didnt they say or do anything about it??
So if we are in the 21st century and live in a modern country ...
Why is this still happening ??????
Yes that time of year well weedkiller and slabs works well...
And also a two tonne of pea gravel to make paths between the slabs.
And a bbq area as well
There you go problem solved
Quote by GnV
Just been reading my French Sunday paper and it suggests that Boris' popularity in the recent London Mayor elections puts him well placed to replace David Cameron and put him in Downing Street.
It might be a tad early to suggest that as he is only a few days into the job but if he can pull off winning London, could he - would he be capable of pulling off winning a General Election?
After all, Rudy Giuliani did a good job in NY and stood for President!

Please Boris Johnson for downing street..Are we all talking about the tv presenter.. (Have I got News for You?)
Well I know he has the qualifications of all the other so called politicians (out and out liars),
where they enploy their families and paying them a huge amount to move a pieces of paper around..
oh yes us the taxpapers pay their wages..
So if we have any common sense, let us see if we can make someone senible PM, and not a television presenter...
Tattoo's good or bad..
Well it took me nearly 10 years to find the design i liked to have as my first tattoo..
My partner knew i was having the tattoo done,she said to me as long as you know what you want go for it..
Plus i did show her the design i had for my first tattoo and she loves it...
So now im planning my second tattoo later in the years when i get some money together (why do tattoo's cost so bloody much?)..
If any one can answer that question please do ..
Should you let sleeping dogs...lie on your bed..
(That is a question i read in a newspaper today)
Well we are supposed to be a nation of dog lovers ,but do some people take that love to far and treat there dogs like children..
But to be honest a dog or any other pet can't peplace a child..
yes i agree that pets are good companions and are loyal,but having your pet share your bed is most def a step to far..
As i read the article today there was two agruements about it the one side as i have mentioned there is the companionship from the pet and the other side of the coin is that your pets (dogs)can some times carries dieases..
That is the otherside of the arguement in the article in the paper..
My own personal view is i'd never allow the family pet in the bedroom at all...
So what are you views on this one...
Well i work on the railway where health and saftey is a strong issue..
Well if anyone has used the train in the day .you might have caught sight of the worker in the orange overalls and white hats..
Well have have been told at work that if we are caught three times on the tracks without the wihte helmets on,there is a chance we will lose our jobs..
Yes i know they are there to stop us getting head injuries..
Well i work perm nights and when i'm working there are no trains running,
As part of my job i have to do a lot of digging,has anyone every tryed keeping hat on when they are bending over all the time..
you would spoend most of the time trying to keeping the hardhat on..and you never know you could do something to your back bending over to pick the hat up (so please tell me where is the saftey in that )....
Quote by foxylady2209
Sad that I am, I did the maths recently. A 500ml bottle of not too expensive water 59p. Tap water is about £1 per cubic metre, 1,000 litres. The equivalent in bottled water would be = £1180.
I certainly wouldn't want to spend that washing the car LOL.

Excuse me ....
May i ask one question please ...
Who washes the car??? :inlove: biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D
Erm, well, of course it would be, ahh, well, I think it is probably, hmm, let me see now, oh yes, YOU. redface surprisedops: (Damn, outed)
:inlove: oh well there you go :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by foxylady2209
Sad that I am, I did the maths recently. A 500ml bottle of not too expensive water 59p. Tap water is about £1 per cubic metre, 1,000 litres. The equivalent in bottled water would be = £1180.
I certainly wouldn't want to spend that washing the car LOL.

Excuse me ....
May i ask one question please ...
Who washes the car??? :inlove: biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D
The best cure for the morning after is find cafe (greasy spoon)..
And have the biggest fry up they offer with toast and a large mug of sweet tea (and forget about the calories)...
And if the don't work ..get your ass back home and get two paracetamols down ya neck and sleep till you wake up in 24 hours..
And if you don't feel any better after you have woken up,done drink and get pissed
Well the way i deal with cold caller's is by letting them get into the sales pitch and the either cut them off in mid flow without a buy your please .
Or as i did one morning after a night at work. Answer the phone and the found out was a cold caller, i promtly fell asleep and snored down the fone..When i woke up i found the caller had hung up biggrin:D:D:D:D:D. God knows why ?.
Or the other way to deal with cold caller is to start asking them about what they are selling,it is fun to hear the panic in there voices when they have come acoss someone who can talk more crap than them :D:D::D:D
Quote by foxylady2209
If you had a musical instrument made out of squirrels - how would you tune it?
This was the subject of a mad conversation between me and my son tonight, so it's not just me who is barmy biggrin:D:D

Well i have to say i must agree with you,this most def one of your maddest conversations,there has been many a night where i have shared the sofa whilst you and your son have had one of your many conversations about the strangest of things,
And i sit there with a look of total bewilderment and i i need to see a doctor? as i feel i'm in a parallel universe.
But the thing that is scaring me the most is the fact that i'm getting drawn into your mad conversations now
So the question of the moment is
How Do You Tune A Squirrel ? :D:D:D:D:D:D
Well yes you have every right to be angry ..
To disrespect the other person in the couple you are hoping to meet,is well out of order,
and i know if my partner saw that on my screen ,she wouldnt be very happy at all..
That person attitude was totally out of order..
And i wonder if that person get to meet anyone from the site with that attitude..
I must say anyone with that type of attitude shouldnt be on the site..
Well my vices are as follows
Oral sex biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
Porn Movies
A good steak (it has to still be moving when served)
A good coffee
Magners
Guiness
Oh yes not forgetting damn good sex ..with a fine woman (or two)....
Good question ???
why do those who fuck up in the corprate work getsive pay off???....
well the answer to that one i think is they aren't that stupid and have it written into there contracts..
That is if screw up ..i still want the massive pay off and fuck the rest of the workers....
i dont care about them ...i'm looking out for me....
Yes i can remember the first time,i had sex in the car (well it was a a Toyata Previa)...
Was just a pain to find somewhere to stop...
Found somewhere and well as they say the rest is history biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:...