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unswung
1 week ago
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Greater London

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You should have said "Help! I came to visit my mother, then the next thing I know, I wake up with a camera hanging out of my..."
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Quote by romi
I need some serious help,
I've got my final year examinations in three weeks and I need to revise a years worth of work, and for the past few weeks I have been distracted by this website.
And I don't want any replies telling me I should have studied earlier! (as I am a student)
Does anyone know and good methods of studying or at least remembering things for a short period of time!
:doh:

Do you have a more studious & intelligent identical twin? It's a long shot I know ...
Quote by MISSCHIEF
It seems therefore locating the server is not the issue, more the connecting

Where have I heard that before? wink
Surely the Norwich football team are up for a party tonight? confused
Quote by Mr Writer
She can turn me into a gibbering wreck simply by raising her eybrow.

That's a euphemism I haven't heard. biggrin
Call me traditional, but personally I favour the drug option over sticking a carrot up my bum. I'm trying to be more open to new things, really I am, but my arse isn't.
Quote by dundeecpl
we had fantasies until we met each other on the net. have made them all reality now redface

Ah shucks, that's sweet, unless you're that German cannibal.
A certain popular drug increases the chances greatly, alledgedly. But to post it here would be inappropriat e.
I think you all should wear sandwich boards stating 'I've shagged Stan Collymore'.
Quote by JudyTV
What a wonderful Idea, many groups and lifestyle organizations have pin badges as identification. As many people within and outside of the LGBT community know we have a rainbow as our emblem. Even the bars and clubs that are LGBT friendly display the logo, especially if they are in a certain area. usually somewhere near their business name. I do have a rainbow pin somewhere with the official eight colours, but I haven’t a clue where it is or I would have worn it to the next Munch. It’s very discreet and probably no more than one centimetre in total. I think the girls have a brooch and I have seen one necklace but I think that was made from the brooch anyway. People who don’t know just think it is something from the magic roundabout, figures dosnt it? :lol2: . However, we are very proud of our emblem. If you want a picture of the official eight striped LGBT ‘Rainbow Flag’ pm me and I will send you the web site address as it is not allowed to post the website directly on here, it also gives a brief history of the flag.

The rainbow flag is not only impractical for sporting uniform reasons, but more alarmingly, it's horribly garish. Did they let a hetro bloke pick it?
Quote by martin2004
placed my cock in several different fruits

Leave Dale Winton out of this.
A brief history of Kent the "Garden of England"
Kent was settled well before most other parts of England and has the oldest recorded place name in the British Isles. The County's history is closely bound up in it's proximity to mainland Europe. Archaeological remains from prehistoric times show clear links between Kent and northern Europe, as well as a land link.
Kent had no single natural urban centre but several towns of medium size. As local administration developed Kent was divided into two units, East (Men of Kent), administered from Canterbury, and West (Kentish Men), from Maidstone. In 1814 these two seperate administrations were merged and Maidstone became the County town.
Ease of access by water to London developed Chatham and Sheerness as dockland towns, and Margate and Ramsgate seaside resorts. All the towns along the eastern coast were significant either as commercial ports or in the defence of the realm. Dover, Hythe, New Romney and Sandwich were four of the Original five "Cinque Ports". Many paper mills were set up in the seventeenth century where sufficient water was available. Tunbridge Wells became a fashionable spa town in the 1670's. Else where in the County the dominant occupation was horticulture and the growing of hops for brewing. The hop, iron and cloth industries have provided the Kent landscape with two of the most prominent landmarks, the oast houses used for drying hops and the wealden hall houses of the Kent ironmasters and cloth manufacturers.
From the 1750's those parts of Kent nearest to London began to develop as suburbs of the capital. The County boundary was adjusted in 1889 when the present boroughs of Greenwich and Lewisham became part of London. These were added to in 1965 with the boroughs of Bromley and Bexley. Further parts of Kent lying between the A21 and the M25 were added to London in 1974.
Much of West Kent is now London commuter territory and towns like Maidstone, Sevenoaks and Tonbridge have expanded rapidly in size and population. The coming of the railways in the mid-nineteenth century was responsible for reviving the fortunes of Folkestone and for transforming Ashford from a sleeply market town to the centre of railway communications in Kent.
During the war both Canterbury and Dover were heavily bombed by Germany and received numerous V1 and V2 rocket attacks from Calais during 1943. The subsequent rebuilding of Canterbury and the enlargement of towns like Maidstone and Dover since 1963 has changed much of Kent. The building works and extensive road system connected with the Channel Tunnel has had the greatest impact on the County's communication links and economic structure since the first trading forays of the Belgae from northern France around about 400 BC.
Surrey, Sussex and London to follow.
Yeah, you should tell your wife, then your mother, then your priest, then, most importantly, tell the police. You'll get a cool badge or something.
Quote by Heather
I met a guy once, seemed perfectly nice and all that... asked me if I ever met with couples. I said I did occasionally... but reminded him I do have a swinging partner and if there's any couples to me met, HE'S the one going to meeting them with me. But this guy said he knew of a nice couple and if I'm free, would I agree to meet them with him... I said "If I'm free and doing nothing else..."
The next thing I know is that this guy was placing couple adverts with ME as his partner! mad
anyone had that?

Sounds like a Grolsch advert.
Quote by willxx69
..............and a Happy St George's Day from me too.
To set the record straight - it is NOT my birthday today but it IS traditionally accepted as Will Shakespeare's birthday. An easy mistake that anyone could have made :doh: rolleyes.
For those of you who are wondering, I am not ACTUALLY William Shakespeare. Just a fan who happens to bear a (very) vague resemblance to him.
Will (NOT the real one! :roll: )
PS I do hope Sappho's not too disappointed when she realises that I am not the real thing!

Another illusion shattered. :cry:
Quote by rocky horror
Does that make you a better person, or just greedy? I ponder on the satisfaction guarantee...? I would rather make love to one loverly lady than try to fulfil many. maybe I have old fashioned values here...but my feelings are that a gentleman never really brags and shows off because it seems not to polite?

Or you're conscious that women will be reading it? biggrin