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Totally hate Christmas,its just a way to get people to buy each other gifts they dont really need and boost the cards put it off till last minute and usually spend christmas eve in the pissing rain running around wondering what to buy.
You always have to meet family who dont give a shit and never speak to you for the rest of the year and make out yer best of mates.
Christmas is only good for an excuse to have a good party,get pissed and sneak a few snogs under the mistletoe
Was shopping in Next the other day,Traffor centre......... :shock: :shock: :shock:
They had bloody christmas cards for sale
You always have to meet family who dont give a shit and never speak to you for the rest of the year and make out yer best of mates.
Christmas is only good for an excuse to have a good party,get pissed and sneak a few snogs under the mistletoe
Was shopping in Next the other day,Traffor centre......... :shock: :shock: :shock:
They had bloody christmas cards for sale
Same kind of thing happened to us the other day.......
Placed an add only to get a text message of Nicola's boss letting us know he had recognised us ect. ect.
He was only having a laugh but just made us realise if you dont want people who live nearby to recognise you,you have to be carefull how much you expose yourself.
Im sure theres an awfull lot of people been recognised on here and the other person has been too embarrased to mention it.
Placed an add only to get a text message of Nicola's boss letting us know he had recognised us ect. ect.
He was only having a laugh but just made us realise if you dont want people who live nearby to recognise you,you have to be carefull how much you expose yourself.
Im sure theres an awfull lot of people been recognised on here and the other person has been too embarrased to mention it.
Quote by postie
i admit it...... the cat blinks.....
on loading the page it waits 20 seconds and then blinks...
any subsequent blink is at 90 seconds......
sorry to freak you all out..... but the supreme master of this idea came from the person who signed his name in my own avatar.... look and you shall see! Genius!!!!
Suprising things you dont notice untill they're pointed out to you
What was last years X factor all about that Steve dissapeared after a few weeks,
total waste of time.
Totally hate all these reality shows myself really with the exeption of
Im a celebrity jungle thingy and celeb love island.
Who didnt like love island
Thought it was a laugh a minute watching Paul make a prat of himself chasing after evey woman in there
total waste of time.
Totally hate all these reality shows myself really with the exeption of
Im a celebrity jungle thingy and celeb love island.
Who didnt like love island
Thought it was a laugh a minute watching Paul make a prat of himself chasing after evey woman in there
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Mrs CD and i have been arguing over what a guy should and shouldnt be seen doing.
She was trying to get me to hang washing out which i totally refuse to do.
It's a womans job
Okay, okay before i get lots of angry replies of the ladies...
..... i do all other household chores ect and am not sexist (really) but just dont think it's right a bloke hanging washing out so all his neighbours can see and any mates that may be walking past.
So whats your opinion on this and what do you think
A a guy should never be seen doing?
B a woman should never be seen doing?
For me it is men .......... Hanging washing out
For women Farting ..... its just totally disgusting
She was trying to get me to hang washing out which i totally refuse to do.
It's a womans job
Okay, okay before i get lots of angry replies of the ladies...
..... i do all other household chores ect and am not sexist (really) but just dont think it's right a bloke hanging washing out so all his neighbours can see and any mates that may be walking past.
So whats your opinion on this and what do you think
A a guy should never be seen doing?
B a woman should never be seen doing?
For me it is men .......... Hanging washing out
For women Farting ..... its just totally disgusting
Quote by sierra
yes there`s little ole me, and its true about when u reach 40.
sex on the mind 24/7 can`t get enough.
men peaking at 18 ! all they do is put it in with their hand and work it with their arse.
quality comes with age in my book, wots the point having a button if they dont know how to press it.
sierra x x
I have to disagree..
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't they say a guy reaches his sexual peak at about 18ish and a woman 40 :shock:
Blimey i can't really see me with a 18 year old now never mind when i'm 40
I have to agree .....you older women (40 something) do seem alot hornier.
Seeing as Nicola's only 19 i think i had better start wishing the years away............... or is there any guys out there want to swap older for younger
We took our 2yr old daughters dummy's of her two weeks ago as she was continually walking round with 4 or 5 stuck in her hands and 1 in her mouth. She forgot about them after two night's. Pretty lucky really.
A good place to hide your dummy's would be where you keep your medicines out of reach ect..
A good place to hide your dummy's would be where you keep your medicines out of reach ect..
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From: meat2pleaseu
To: Captain-dogger
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:29 am
Subject: Re: how much
Captain-dogger wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Just wondering
A . depends on the density and size of wood in relation to the woodchuck and his/her woodchucking ability and experience. and there are other factors such as gravity, chucking distance, time etc. you havn't thought this through before askng have you?
Got a reply
and look at the time
Must be busy answering all the questions
Inbox :: Message
From: meat2pleaseu
To: Captain-dogger
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:29 am
Subject: Re: how much
Captain-dogger wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Just wondering
A . depends on the density and size of wood in relation to the woodchuck and his/her woodchucking ability and experience. and there are other factors such as gravity, chucking distance, time etc. you havn't thought this through before askng have you?
Got a reply
and look at the time
Must be busy answering all the questions
Quote by Sarah
I just love my job, in the construction industry............
I go out on site, hi viz jacket, toe tector boots, etc, into site office, male site manager, looks up,
I say Hi, I'm xxx and come to meet xxx.
Site manager.. looks up and down again, and says 'you are a woman, on my building site......'
I say: so I'm here to do a job, and yes I am a woman
Site manager: 'but women don't do your job'
I say: 'oh yes they do' and proceed to baffle him with all BS and EN standards I can think of,
Back in office that has just cost him £500 on his quote............. :shock: miserable git
You sound like my kinda girl
:DI think its great women working in the construction inustry,seen a few that know more than the guys
Also think theres something very sexy about it :D
Paul
Quote by onlyme1981
I went to the police station, gave the details etc but there isn't much hope of catching the person, the police said it happens very frequently and that you should try to stay with other people when out and about - why the hell should you though?! I'm going to sound really old here but in this day and age you can't be safe from anything.
I think its totally wrong the police telling you there isnt much hope ect..
Im sure if they put more officers on the streets helping people out instead of hiding in the bushes with there bloody speed guns we would be seeing less crimes like this.
Was there any CCTV about? You should demand they look into this and not just treat you as another statistic.
I do hope you get over this and get back to normal soon. Im sure the chances of it happening to the same person twice are very slim.
Take care,dont worry too much and enjoy yourself hun
Quote by postie
I found a pair when clearing a pillar box out once... i presume they had been stuffed in and it wasn't being used as a changing room for midgets....
Anyhows, thought i'd pass the laugh on and let them go into the mail sack... they probably got tipped out at the mail centre and shoved around all departments before being thrown in an outgoing mailbag for them to turn up at the other end of the country... (i like to think)
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Wonders if postie really did put them in the sack or take them home to add to his personal collection :grin:
Does anybody remember this ad and what it was for?
Basically a shop gets held up
Guy behind counter has his hands up so cannot press emergency button,
Que: Extremely sexy woman starts pouting her lips and revealing her breasts.
Guy behind counter watching her,getting more and more aroused untill eventually he nudges the button.
Really bugging me as i thought it was one of the funniest ads ive seen and just cant remember what it was for.
Basically a shop gets held up
Guy behind counter has his hands up so cannot press emergency button,
Que: Extremely sexy woman starts pouting her lips and revealing her breasts.
Guy behind counter watching her,getting more and more aroused untill eventually he nudges the button.
Really bugging me as i thought it was one of the funniest ads ive seen and just cant remember what it was for.
