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Samndave
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
Straight Male, 52
UK

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I got the right number of passes but missed the character in the middle x
Sam x
Far to early, family opposite us already have decs up, I know you say you have nearly finished all your shopping, but the magic will soon wear off if you do it all to soon, ours won't go up until at least 15th Dec when daughter has finished for school hols.
When she was little used to put them up for the 1st Dec, but she is older now, still gets very excited but she doesn't believe in Father Christmas any more lol xxx
I like the new look all I will say is I need my glasses to read profiles now as the writing has reduced in size xx
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Ferne Cotton
She's so fekin annoying i have to change channel when i see and hear her. I have this overwhelming urge to smack her silly face with a well aimed shovel evil

Thank god there is someone else that feels the same way, was thinking it was just me, never heard someone that has to make everything about them!!! she is so goddam annoying...
Sam x
Afraid not plymouth a bit of a dry area on the swinging front. There is steamer quay in torquay but only mixed fun on certain nights and men only the rest of the time, it is mentioned in the clubs section so you would need to check...
hope you find some fun
Sam
"Smallgesers"= maltesers no don't ask me i blame me Dad lol
Sam xxx
ours is "snuggling" it's kissing and cuddling our daughter hates us doing it lol lol
xxxx
We would at least ask for a face picture, like alot of others there has to be some sort of physical as well as mental attraction. Definatley wouldn't arrange a meet with anyone without it, I understand why people don't want to put a picture on their profile but if you have got as far as the meeting stage what harm is there to a picture?
I must admit I do like a picture before we get to involved because I don't want to waste anyone's time and I don't want them wasting mine.
Samndave
My thoughts are " have these people never seen Jurassic Park???!!!!!"
Wooly Mammouths for godsake just by the name alone they a HUGE where the bleeding hell they gonig to keep them?
I am sort of with Lostie on this one Why?, these scienctists are great people but I would prefer they use their talents to cure cancer, MS etc and not bring back excintict spiecies that actually serve no real purpose.
Sam x
your sorting office closes at 1pm lucky Lostie, ours shuts at and opens at , who makes up these hours for godsake, most people are at work during these hours hence thats how they missed the post in the first bloody place...
on a couple of occasions have been a few minutes late for work because been queueing at the sorting office because I work 8-1pm, and if you ask for it to be delivered again there is the very good chance you will be out again lol....
right i am going to stop my rant as you will never stop me lol xx
As nice a gesture that is, it's not like he doesn't have a shed load of trophies already, this is just one less he has to make room for or dust to be honest.
Sam x
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Puff the magic knob confused :? :?

oi oi stop cheating its not knob and you know it lol xxxx
I never know what to do with winks I receive on this site or any other, like alot of people it lacks a little bit of imagination on the part of the sender, if they can't string a couple of sentences together as an introduction what are they going to be like when you meet them.
On here we have the automated response turned on, other sites we tend to ignore them as it clearly states not to send them, it kinda reminds me of the old playground thing "my friend likes your friend" kind of thing, where you don't want to make the 1st move for fear of rejection.
We tend to answer messages even if it is a no thank you...
Sam x
I have size 7 feet and I had lots of trouble giving birtrh to my daughter and I am also a larger lady lol
Sam x
Hi curvynjack
I am afraid Dave and I aren't able to make Newport this time, Dave has just got his duty watch and he is duty that weekend and he isn't able to change it because we have family commitments for the other weekends...
Hope you all have fun
Samndave xxx
ps
maybe one day you can all come to the new club down here, which is just getting going but is lots of fun xxx
my first car was an L reg vauxhall viva, in silver saved up all my own money, i was 17 and picked it up the day before my 17th birthday, i had enough money to buy it £350 but Dad paid to insure it for me, had if for about 2 years bombing up and down the motorway then blew the engine, had to take it to the scraper watching it being crushed haunts me to this day lol
Sam x
Must say like Jaymar couldn't be without my laptop, never go anywhere without my mobile phone, my dishwasher, my george grill and my delonugi microwave.
Sam x
I am left handed and Dave is right handed, I come from a family where there were more lefties than righties, but my Mum was the only leftie out of a family of 13 but she was one of a twin...
I see from your stats more left handed men than women thats really weird has I hardly know any left handed men other than my brother but know loads of left handed women
Sam xx
I am a terrible flirt, the problem is I don't know I am doing it..
It's not just in a swinging situation I do it, it appears that I do it in a vanilla situation as well, after the fact Dave will say to me that I was flirting I just think I have been friendly...
But it also appears I can pick my targets lol (so to speak), I know I flirt with a friend of ours all the time, but saying that he plays up to me as well, he is a vanilla friend but he knows we swing (the only person outside this lifestyle that does for us).
I think flirting is something you are born with and a good flirt I am sure doesn't know they are even doing it!!! biggrin :D
When Dave and I went to a club for the first time we chose a quieter night so that we could get a feel for the place and look around without any hassle, which is what did happen we were able to enjoy the rooms and each other...
We loved it so much that we went back the next night lol xx
But I would say go with no expections and you won't be disappointed, everytime we go to a club we never expect anything so everything that happens is good fun and can say always leave with huge smiles on our faces.
But above all go and relax and have fun.
Sam xx
Has to be ROYAL NAVAL Officer uniform for me, love it in either blue or officer and gentleman white, but Dave does look good in bike leathers as well, (swoon,swoon, wipes drool from corner of mouth)
Sam x
wondered why you were looking for porn anais...lol
must be a slow day for you eh hunni lol lolxxx
I work with pre-school children and I can see how this happens even 4yrs olds have very little respect for their parents and it shocks me how the parents let it happen.
There is an advert on the tv for kwikfit where the young lad is hitting hell out the water cooler, I have seen things like this happen and parents just ignoring what is going on...
I have seen parents telling children off and not evening changing the tone of their voices..
I do think some parents are their own worst enemy and they have allowed this type of behaviour to build up of a number of years and then they wonder why they have gone wrong...
I am not a big advocate for smacking have never had to resort to that with mine, but Dave and I do have respect in our house and our daughter knows how far she can go before discpline kicks in, we all have our own way to discpline our children, but some parents are lacking in basic parenting skills and often learn the hard way unfortuately...
Sam x
Minx, I lost my Mum 3 years ago, and as hard as it was, I would have wished quality over quantity any day, my Mum had a brain tumour and to be honest we weren't given all the facts, Mum had surgery and the tumour was alot worse than first thought and as much as possible was removed and for a month to six weeks after sugery Mum was great almost back to her old self, but then the radiotherapy began and so did Mum's and our slippery road to hell, all this was between December and October..
I will be honest I think my Mum had decided that she wanted to be with my Dad who had passed 2 years previous, but my Mum was 59 and having home help in twice a day to get her up and put her to bed and me and my sister helping her out during the rest of the day...
I would have rather had 2 or 3 good months with her than the 6 months we had that were awful for her and us, because she ended her life with no dignatiy in my opinion...
Sam xxx
I have met a couple of people on your lists
Anais looks just like her avatar, but I have only ever seen her with guiness in her hand lol
Mr Lost is gorgeous but nothing like you would expect and Mrs L is just as gorgeous xxx
I did the blondest of all blondest things today, turned up to my daughter's harvest festival 3 weeks late, she had told me she was singing in the choir, skivved the day of work (my daughter goes to boarding school a 2 hour drive from us)left nice and early to make sure didn't get stuck in traffic, only to find I had the wrong date and that it was the little one's harvest festival instead!!!!
But was nice seeing the children I used to care for and my old work mates....
But how dumb? need to read school diary more carefully next time lol
Sam xx
that is one gorgeous motorbike, i have a vfr but considerably older than that one, but it is my first real big bike had it 6 years now and love it sooo much, but did see the pic of the new vfr in msn recently and so fell in love lol
Sam xx
Be careful of Bebo there are users on that site that are able to hack into your computer, went on a child protection course recently and this site was mentioned by name as one not to let your children use as often used by pedos, hence my daughter is kept well away from it...
we were shown newspaper articles and video of people having their keyboards being over ridden and typing by itsself, very disturbing!!