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As a father of 2 great kids both adopted I think your idear is fantastic, to be told you can not have children of your own is one of the biggest heart aches I have ever encountered
and then to be told your only option is to adopt is like a sledge hammer blow
you have a fantastic opportunity to make a couple or 2 very very happy
and then to be told your only option is to adopt is like a sledge hammer blow
you have a fantastic opportunity to make a couple or 2 very very happy
singthis to the tune of I WILL SURVIVE
at first I i was afraid I was, petrified when you said you had 10 inches,lord I almost died
but I had spent so many yearsjust waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong,and I knew that I could take you ho but there you are another lie,I was ready for a big mack and you brought mea french fry!
I should have knownthat it was bullshit,just a sad pathetic dream, I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
go on now go walk out the door,dont you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only four weren't you a twat to think I wouldnot catch you out dont you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count !
chorus
I will survive I will survive cos as long as i have batteries , my sex life is gonna thriveI will always have goodsex with a hand full of latex,I will survive hey hey
second verse
It took all my self controlnot to laugh out loud when I saw your little prick standing tall and proud but to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs now i'm saving all my loving for a cordless multyspeed
chorus
at first I i was afraid I was, petrified when you said you had 10 inches,lord I almost died
but I had spent so many yearsjust waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong,and I knew that I could take you ho but there you are another lie,I was ready for a big mack and you brought mea french fry!
I should have knownthat it was bullshit,just a sad pathetic dream, I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
go on now go walk out the door,dont you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only four weren't you a twat to think I wouldnot catch you out dont you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count !
chorus
I will survive I will survive cos as long as i have batteries , my sex life is gonna thriveI will always have goodsex with a hand full of latex,I will survive hey hey
second verse
It took all my self controlnot to laugh out loud when I saw your little prick standing tall and proud but to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs now i'm saving all my loving for a cordless multyspeed
chorus
Hi I have been on this site for a while now so I thought I would tell you a littel about me
I live in Sheffield South Yorkshire and as my nane implyes I am half Italian I hope I can pre- empt some of your questions
1) the best half
2)north of Rome
3) No but i would like to
4) no my father never spoke Italian at home
5) yes my grandmothers cousin in America
I live in Sheffield South Yorkshire and as my nane implyes I am half Italian I hope I can pre- empt some of your questions
1) the best half
2)north of Rome
3) No but i would like to
4) no my father never spoke Italian at home
5) yes my grandmothers cousin in America
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anaphylactic shock is when you react to some thing in my case my air way started to close and i had dificulty in breathing
Geez that sounds serious - hope you're OK now. Do you know why it happened? Can't say that's ever happened to me.
You didn't try to eat it whole did you? (Sorry couldn't resist that!)
I must have been alergic to them on this one occasion , they never affected befor and as for eating one whole no I cut the top of and scoop the fruit out just like eating a boild egg
