i hope you and blue get payed for the idea you give em.
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Quote by jomu
(I use an image intensifier, cheating I know, but sick pay ain't a lot and getting thumped hurts)
ive this image of you wandering around car parks dressed like the star of the splinter cell games on a secret mission. well done fella im off to argos to get me a night scope never thought of it.
lets bring dogging into the 21st century.
aahhhh Ebay
my wife spends that much time on ebay on the other computer i actually phoned ntl to say my broadband was slow but it was her high speed ebaying that was slowing it down.
she can flick through at about ten pages a minute.
the post man now knows a secret place in the garden to stash parcels when delivered and when i have to go and pick up a parcel from royal mail because it needs a signiture they no longer ask for id and greet me by name i go that often.
my wife spends that much time on ebay on the other computer i actually phoned ntl to say my broadband was slow but it was her high speed ebaying that was slowing it down.
she can flick through at about ten pages a minute.
the post man now knows a secret place in the garden to stash parcels when delivered and when i have to go and pick up a parcel from royal mail because it needs a signiture they no longer ask for id and greet me by name i go that often.
My mistake they booted himout for being a swinger.
It was the guy who runs le chambre in Sheffield and on his exit he gave a lovley speach saying he is trying his hardest todispell the myth of swingers being devients etc and good luck to him for his hard work and brave step
Well done Steve. 8)
It was the guy who runs le chambre in Sheffield and on his exit he gave a lovley speach saying he is trying his hardest todispell the myth of swingers being devients etc and good luck to him for his hard work and brave step
Well done Steve. 8)
ive found that the above is always true its just a case of sit and wait.
some nights youll sit and twiddle your thumbs all night or see nothing but single blokes.
(must admit there have been nights i wished i liked blokes)
try taking a book if you are in the car park on your own for a bit just flick on the light and read. when someone comes in they can see who you are then you can flick the light of.
Jomu I cant listen to radio 2 at night it would send me into a coma and id get woken up by the park patrol at 6am.
sometimes its not always about the kill just enjoy the hunt,
some nights youll sit and twiddle your thumbs all night or see nothing but single blokes.
(must admit there have been nights i wished i liked blokes)
try taking a book if you are in the car park on your own for a bit just flick on the light and read. when someone comes in they can see who you are then you can flick the light of.
Jomu I cant listen to radio 2 at night it would send me into a coma and id get woken up by the park patrol at 6am.
sometimes its not always about the kill just enjoy the hunt,
Quote by Heather
Right that does it!
I never get emails like that...!No one ever asks for my opinions or for the 'inside story' so I get the joy of telling them to fuck off.
:evil:
Maybe it's because I hide my email address...?
so heather whats our opinion on the inside story?
couldnt resist
A woman walks into the doctors office with a huge boil on her arse.
The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core. He says this is too big a job for me so he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.
The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem" and he proceeds to press his lips to her arse and sucks out the pus and core of the boil.
Halfway through, the woman drops a mammoth fart. Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says "You know lady, its people like you that make this job fucking disgusting."
The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core. He says this is too big a job for me so he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.
The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem" and he proceeds to press his lips to her arse and sucks out the pus and core of the boil.
Halfway through, the woman drops a mammoth fart. Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says "You know lady, its people like you that make this job fucking disgusting."
Quote by fem_4_tabooive had alot of things parked in my drive , but never a 18 tonner lol , must be a bit of a disadvantage with doggin if your trying to go unnoticed lol
i must admit ive never gone dogging in the lorry at night but i once parked up in a well known site on my lunch break once and watched a couple from the cab.
i was getting paid to go dogging and i don't work for the sun.
Anyway i think that getting caught by the police whilst dogging in the company vehicle might get me into trouble.
im sure the men dont need beer goggles on to have sex with you.
in my experience many women are at a distinct advntag to men when it comes to finding partners. it seems many men either wear permanent beer goggles or personality really does count.
oh yeah id love to come to cornwall but unless work are paying for the diesel and you can park an 18tonne lorry in your drive i fear we are destined never to meet.
best of luck though.
in my experience many women are at a distinct advntag to men when it comes to finding partners. it seems many men either wear permanent beer goggles or personality really does count.
oh yeah id love to come to cornwall but unless work are paying for the diesel and you can park an 18tonne lorry in your drive i fear we are destined never to meet.
best of luck though.
heather its seems to me you have, as morpheus said "a red pill blue pill moment".
choose the blue pill and all is well she returns to here retail job and mousey Existence all thoughts of expansion quashed.
choose the red pill and break through the looking glass and discover both yours and many others darker side.
i think she needs to be sat down with and told the reality of life and the fact that people like you and i exist. if she really is that sheltered she might not want to go that far.
I dont think you will get the sack for your lifestyle unless you are bringing the employer into disripute by holding parties in their store or anything.
good luck
choose the blue pill and all is well she returns to here retail job and mousey Existence all thoughts of expansion quashed.
choose the red pill and break through the looking glass and discover both yours and many others darker side.
i think she needs to be sat down with and told the reality of life and the fact that people like you and i exist. if she really is that sheltered she might not want to go that far.
I dont think you will get the sack for your lifestyle unless you are bringing the employer into disripute by holding parties in their store or anything.
good luck
just thought of a very apt one for this site.
Contact Mags.
my old man had loads in the 70's and 80's (scary thought if you are reading this dad bugger off).
scruffy little black and white 20 page magazines with very stunted adverts and grainy pictures of naked people in their living room. how many of hese companies did the the internet kill then?
another thought were did the above advertisers go to get the photos developed before didgital cameras cause i dont think boots does prints like those?
Contact Mags.
my old man had loads in the 70's and 80's (scary thought if you are reading this dad bugger off).
scruffy little black and white 20 page magazines with very stunted adverts and grainy pictures of naked people in their living room. how many of hese companies did the the internet kill then?
another thought were did the above advertisers go to get the photos developed before didgital cameras cause i dont think boots does prints like those?
i have a similar problem, we have three cats two are similar to yours but the other one just eats the pills.
seriously any pill put it in you hand and he eats it.
i told my vet and she made me do it in front of her as she didnt belive it.
if only he will teach the other two to do it.
good luck.
seriously any pill put it in you hand and he eats it.
i told my vet and she made me do it in front of her as she didnt belive it.
if only he will teach the other two to do it.
good luck.
ive not constructed an add yet to go on the sight i have decided to wait a bit and perhaps learn a little about advert construction having seen some of the terrible efforts posted.(and the flaming descent to hades that follows thereafter).
however i guess if you wouldnt walkup to a person in the street and say it you really shouldnt say it in you advert. as in my experience the lines above would result in svere violence if used one on one so why do muppets (no offence Jags) think they will work online. do women suddenly transform into idiots when using a computer and loose all inhibitions or taste. i think not.
so i'll bide my time and sculpt a stunner of an ad. (probably)
however i guess if you wouldnt walkup to a person in the street and say it you really shouldnt say it in you advert. as in my experience the lines above would result in svere violence if used one on one so why do muppets (no offence Jags) think they will work online. do women suddenly transform into idiots when using a computer and loose all inhibitions or taste. i think not.
so i'll bide my time and sculpt a stunner of an ad. (probably)
The soda stream
hhmmmm
pop made at home not the stuff from the alpine man that dyed the inside of a mug green but your very own home made cola in a tiny bottle with a pretty crappy flavour.
i only say above as i noticed they still sell cylinders and flavour in asda.
has anyone still got one.
hhmmmm
pop made at home not the stuff from the alpine man that dyed the inside of a mug green but your very own home made cola in a tiny bottle with a pretty crappy flavour.
i only say above as i noticed they still sell cylinders and flavour in asda.
has anyone still got one.
