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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Cambridgeshire
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18 - another late-blooming male. My theory (and it is mine) is that the reason the lasses appear to have been deflowered earlier than the fellers is the fault of the older fellers wanting to fell the lasses.
I never had the pleasure of borrowing someone's virginity (I don't think they believed my "I'll give it back, honest" line :twisted
- and now it's too late for me... :cry:
I never had the pleasure of borrowing someone's virginity (I don't think they believed my "I'll give it back, honest" line :twisted
- and now it's too late for me... :cry:I find history fascinating, and wish that at school they had focused on the interesting bits (like political intrigue, weapons technology, strategy) instead of emphasising rote memorisation of dates, clothing styles and boring economic trivia.
It's essential to know where you've been in order to make a rational decision on where to go.
It's essential to know where you've been in order to make a rational decision on where to go.
Quote by SpiritedAway
someone you really love 13%
100 people you've never met and never will 86%
Probability that the Human Race is lost: 100%
This isn't really a surprise - its programmed into us as part of the survival instinct. Not necessarily for ourselves but for our genes.
I agree that it's no surprise. But at the end of the day it's not much good as a survival instinct, is it? It's the reason that wars start and take so long to fizzle out, and unless we evolve beyond it, its end result is the death of our species.
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No, as I explained I speak from my experience of BBW sites (and observing the attitudes of guys on them) and from the experiences related to me by BBW women that I've known.
Well if that's what you meant you could have avoided all this by saying "some of them do" instead of by implication tarring all males with the same brush :P
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...or too disgusting to imagine let alone do!
Unless you happen to be a copraphiliac.
"Personally, I would never chomp on bacteria that thinks of my tongue as a gourmet steak. Substitute chocolate. It's safer, and probably tastes better too."
:small-print: I'm no copraphiliac. I am a hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophiliac though.
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Misschief - armed and bluddy dangerous :shock: :shock:
:shock: thank you for the lesson in how power corrupts... and absolute power is bluddy dangerous in the wrong hands
Was pleasantly surprised by your grovelling PM apology, thought honest Admins were an extinct species!
hmmm...
/me thinks how best to deploy this new superweapon... :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Quote by Redbird
would it be easier if I ditch the Sygate firewall and get the Norton one which would be compatible. Thanks peeps in advance xxx
I have no opinion on which might be better for your needs.
I would suggest that doing as you suggest would certainly be easiest, and less trouble-free long term... but maybe that's exactly what Norton wants you to do (which might give Symantec (Norton) an incentive to lead you up the garden path. Probably an unfair suggestion, but marketing can be cut-throat
)If you want to give the current product another try, I'd suggest contacting their tech support and explaining the problem. If they can't help you then ditching their product seems like a no-brainer.
;)/me breathes a huge sigh of relief that he doesn't know what "kilign" means.
If it's a typo of "killing" then I'm with Libra-Love (hey where'd the QT santa outfit go? ;)), wouldn't know how to answer that question, even if I did answer, I can't say that I would actually act the way I might now think I might do if the situation ever actually arose. I mean if I were to admit that I'd kill, say, my brother to save a hundred others, I'd look a bit stupid if it came to it and I killed the hundred to save him.
Kobayashi Maru sucks. Can I change the rules and kill myself to save the 101? If not, and if pressed, I would go with Spock's "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one." But I still can't bring myself to press the button.
Abstain.
If it's a typo of "killing" then I'm with Libra-Love (hey where'd the QT santa outfit go? ;)), wouldn't know how to answer that question, even if I did answer, I can't say that I would actually act the way I might now think I might do if the situation ever actually arose. I mean if I were to admit that I'd kill, say, my brother to save a hundred others, I'd look a bit stupid if it came to it and I killed the hundred to save him.
Kobayashi Maru sucks. Can I change the rules and kill myself to save the 101? If not, and if pressed, I would go with Spock's "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one." But I still can't bring myself to press the button.
Abstain.
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I am a BW and hate the thought that i may be thought of as an easy shag.
Do guys actually think that BW's are an easy shag???Serious question guys.
Gill x
Since its a serious question I'll give you a serious answer, and that is, yes they do.
You speak for all men? I don't recall voting for you as my spokesperson :P
Speaking for myself, I've never thought of anyone as an "easy shag".
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i'm sorry to say but the baddy was bad and the controllers of the future were both bad and mad
But did you enjoy the film? I thought it was great. Had to watch it twice to understand it - which should be a way of classifying movies: "Brazil", "Dogma", "Memento" all fit this grouping, for me.
OK, perhaps it wasn't the best title for this thread. So, sue me :P
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If all they do is give money, they get accused of giving to corrupt goverments who line their own pockets without the real resources being given to those that need it, i.e. Etheopia, Somalia, etc
If they do anything more active they get accused of "imperialism", i.e. Iraq
Bit of damned if you do and damned if you don't. I would like to see what people would like to see happening, not just saying "bloody government", but real solutions that we could accept. Bearing in mind, most of the electorate don't want tax increases for our own social problems, so what service would you want to cut to help others less fortunate.
Thank you - you've hit the nail on the head.
We can do nothing as individuals. Nations can do nothing about this by themselves. Those supranational organisations that currently exist lack the resources to be truly effective: charities fail to convince individuals to commit more than a few pounds a month to their causes: the UN tries but fails, and will probably always fail, to unite the nations.
I suggest that the solution is for us to work towards a world government. The absolute number one priority of this body would be to find ways of resolving strife on the planet. They would investigate the results of the mistakes humanity has made in the past and move to correct those we are still making, in many theatres. If successful, it could turn to resolving other worthwhile matters.
No, this would not be cheap, although trade-offs will be found; dropping bread is far cheaper than dropping bombs. No, this would not be popular. Vested interests in the status quo would fight tooth and nail to retain their position.
Current superpowers (yes, I know there's currently only one of these) and petty dictators would be the hardest to convince to sign up to such a thing. The only way it could happen is if enough people across the world started calling for it.
Yes, this is a complex matter. But while we lack the will to even discuss it, more people starve on our streets, in Africa, many places. As things stand now: quite honestly I feel ashamed to be human, a part of the species the planet, fighting against itself.
I see a brighter future. It can begin here, it can begin now. If we have the will.
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well spotted pendant:lol:
ermm hate to be pedantic but shouldnt that read.............. :lol: :lol:
Trust me warwick... you do not want to get into a pedant v pedant with this guy...
OY you stay outta this, I almost had him... :D
WW's talking about my .sig, it's a trap for the unwary. I'm usually very good at spelling (but it would seem not so hot when it comes to bringing da wimmins to the important bit
/me changes nick to "mostly harmless semi-troll sitting in corner wiv dunce cap on, reading up on female orgasms"
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All the lasses in here are a bit quiet about this... :twisted:
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I'm waiting for a mod or someone else of esteemed position to inform you that this topic has been done to death several times... I'm surprised you've not been slapped for not searching for a thread on here!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26360.html
For example...
Frickin' newbie... 
:doh:
I will write out 100 times
"Google is my friend"
"Is a woman urinating or ejaculating? This is a question that cannot be answer outside a medical lab. There is no accurate way of determining whether a woman is voluntarily squirting urine, experiencing incontinence, or ejaculating at the moment of orgasm.
blah, blah
"If this is all true, it is possible for a woman to ejaculate a considerable amount of fluid without it being urine or liquid from the bladder."
Sounds like fun Don't think I'd mind it all over me but not sure I'd want it all over the bed any more than you'd like it if I wet the bed
/me wonders where to get a bath/ jaccuzi with soft edges for those special evenings
Zappa: ~And it's wet t-shirt time again!~
(So that is what a real orgasm looks like... :shock: :lickface: :thumbup
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I will write out 100 times
"Google is my friend"
"Is a woman urinating or ejaculating? This is a question that cannot be answer outside a medical lab. There is no accurate way of determining whether a woman is voluntarily squirting urine, experiencing incontinence, or ejaculating at the moment of orgasm.
blah, blah
"If this is all true, it is possible for a woman to ejaculate a considerable amount of fluid without it being urine or liquid from the bladder."
Sounds like fun
Don't think I'd mind it all over me but not sure I'd want it all over the bed any more than you'd like it if I wet the bed /me wonders where to get a bath/ jaccuzi with soft edges for those special evenings
Zappa: ~And it's wet t-shirt time again!~
(So that is what a real orgasm looks like... :shock: :lickface: :thumbup
]
