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Quote by Heather
What if it were several men, but one at a time and from behind so it would be totally anonymous? I kinda like this idea! :twisted: :twisted:
But is it a Gangbang if there is only one at a time? rolleyes

From the look of the World Record above, yes, no problem. In fact that WAS only one at a time.
:twisted: I like your idea about anonymity, but would you not prefer more attention instead?
Naughty Heather whip
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I am a fit, good looking, slimish build man in the South Manchester/ Cheshire area.
I have a week off work and will be forced to perform DIY work (on the house) unless a Woman or Couple (str8/bi) can make better use of my time.
You can find the full details of me using the links to my AD and the WWW below.
I am available day or night for the next week (and weekend) only.
Get in touch and you might just enjoy yourself :twisted: wink
:idea: If you need any further excuse I CAN also fix most computer faults :idea:
Mail or PM me and we can exchange pics, numbers and chat.
Have fun and be safe,
Ian
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I refuse to measure mine.... I did once ask if I was vwe.... It was described as 'average size', but with a very sociable demeanor.... I took that as a complement and asked no more.
redface surprisedops: :oops:
(I would not know where to measure from/ to anyway)
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Isnt the Internet a wonderful place....
On Sunday Feb. 10th, 2002 the new world sexual record - the world's biggest gangbang were set. Polish porn star Klaudia Figura had sex with 646 men during one day session..
According to regulations each sexual contact has to take between 30 and 60 seconds.


Problem is... 1) This is old news - what is the record now and 2) We still have the problem with the definition of "sexual contact"
confused 646 :? Ohch
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Quote by hotstuff
I know what you mean darling but size isnt everything. I never ask for size in my ads. Its how you use it that is more important and its not the size of a male member that is the only thing to pleasure. What about the tongue, the lips, the hands, the imagination?Lol am am harping on here! :violin:

Spot on Hotstuff. I am sure people looking for particular size/shape/ colour are only looking for 1 offs to fulfil a fantasy. All guys including us average guys should learn technique, likes and dislikes - you cant rely on size.
On a personal note - I am frightened of huge guys, as I link size with pain, so avoid them unless they are str8. I dont know if some women feel the same?
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Some very deep and meaningful threads last night confused
Well if I won the lottery, I would be quite selfish! Retire first, then, I would go see the world and especially visit some of the wonderful places I have already seen (but for a lot longer this time).
I would fulfil my fantasies (those that money could buy) and finally give generously to my family and friends, living happily ever after.
Back to reality.
:yawn:
Angel - I know how you feel. We lived in 2 rooms of our house for 4 years before I completed it. You should hold a house decorating party!
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IF I grow up, I want to be a Bus Driver. Do I need an excuse??
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Ooops cheated.....
I looked at the results then tried to predict my score. I guessed 31-40 - WRONG! I got 46.
Maybe how I see myself and others see me are two different things. Alternatively bunkum, but who cares anyway, the test was cute.
Thanks JQL
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Go for overall and keep the closeups for special occasions wink
Different people go for diffent things. Me.... Hair, face, legs and bum.... in that order. One overall for me please.
smile
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Quote by the_tongue
MMMMMMMMMMM Cadbury`s creame eggs,i bit the top off and practice my technique on them to see how much of the filling i can get out.

Tongue - around to ablige as normal.
Quote by well_busty_babe
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you dont keep cream eggs in the fridge! sigh
send it here, i will show you how to treat it with respect!!

Its super cool and hard out of the fridge, but if you like it a bit warmer, here it comes...... Catch..... wave
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Mines Caburys Cream Egg.
I love licking the centers out, before devouring the shell in one go biggrin
Theres one sitting in the fridge just now. I promised not to touch it and then this tread gets posts - Oh temptation is so sweet.... mmmmmm.
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I read this and had to share.

Mmmmm any similarity with this forum is completely coincidental. wink
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Every week I run Norton anti-virus. I press and button and it does its work. That's the extent of my knowledge on the subject!

I do not know NAV that well, but make sure you are downloading the latest signature update from them on a regular basis and before doing a full scan.
I keep on receiving these mailerdaemon returned thingies in my inbox

Yea Venus, I was getting this too a few weeks ago, I think they were just junk mail as I could find no evidence of a virus, dont use Outlook (only Web), could not find anything in my sent box. I think this was a scan to try and get you to open an attachment.
If JQL is around... Any comment?
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Jon - There is no hope, we are all doomed, doomed I say!
I watched the Matrix at the cinema, then bought the DVD and had to watch it 3 times before I even thought I understood it.
Reloaded got worse and watching the DVD when drunk didnt help.
I did the same with Revolutions and am going to have to try and watch them back to back to see if I get the plot now. Somehow I doubt it.
Great films for the special effects and the whole concept!! I know I have had "deja vous" :shock:
Oh - and before anyone does.... Pleeeaaassseeeee dont post the ending, it really spoilt it for me when I went to the cinema and knew how it would end rolleyes
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Well said biggrin
Quote by VenusnMars
I just wanted to point out to all those members on this site, who show intolerance to other members, that in joining here, and accepting the lifestyle of the `average` swinger, they themselves open themselves up to a lifestyle which is questionable to many.

To add - there is no such thing as an 'average' and the definition of a 'swinger' is very open. We are each individuals with our own likes/ dislikes, our own reasons for being here.
"Nothing dies so hard, or rallies so often as intolerance."
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I've also been getting quite a few suspicious things through. The worst was a bunch of mails with attachments (normally gif or rtf), but then when you looked carefully they were actually or or (nasty).
One I remember quite clearly was from and contained a file ___.exe
Why do people do this mad
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Gen, Mal,
I must have been fortunate. I have only every had one person let me down, and she had the courtesy of texting me to tell me (18 months) or maybe I dont get out as much?
Is it not all about being courteous and polite. If I am even running 10 mins late I will always text/ call. Maybe there are too few old fashioned 'Gentlemen/ Ladies' out there?
Ian
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Phobias: My big one is heights, every since falling off a big climb to find that most of my protection had failed, and that the guy on the end of my safety was half asleep. The feeling you get when you know you are going to fall and there is nothing you can do about it - eeech.
Strangest phobia: My wife hates eggs. Cannot touch them, hates the look of them. Never serve her Egg Fried Rice or Omelets.
She also did one for my fear of heights, but thats a lot more complicated and I don't think I could do that a)online and b) cos I can't remember exactly how she did it, just that it worked as well

Angel I would love to get over this, cause it costs me £100 to get the house eaves painted once a year!
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You know its all up hill to Newcastle confused:
Do you ride Tandem :?:
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Steve, I was feeling like crap this morning until I saw that. I was laughing out loud.
Scary, but I know a few women like that - oooch.
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Saw this on the O2 Website.... smile Terrible chat up lines too.
o Do you come here often? = do U cum here ofN?
o We would be amazing together! = we w%d B amazN 2gethr!
o Want to play, sexy? = wNt2 plA, SxC?
o I have a degree in loving, pussycat! = Ive a Dgre in luvN, puCk@!
o Come and experience a night out with me! = cum & XperENs a nyt out w/ me!
o Meet for dinner and then go clubbing? = mEt 4 dinR & thN go clubN?
o You look wonderful tonight. = U l%k 1dRfL 2nyt.
o I've been investigating you all night - you're groovy baby! = Ive bin invSTg8ng U all nyt - UR gr%V BaB!
o Fancy a jacuzzi, champagne, chocolate and a great atmosphere back at mine? =
fanC a jacuZ , BubLE, chocl@ & a gr8 @mosfER bak @ myn?
o Are you up for a fantasy date? = R U up 4 a fantaC d8?
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I'm up for most things. Just PMed you.
It will give me an excuse to change mine.
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{Opens the door. Sees 1 1/2 naked ladies. Closes eyes in embarrassment}
Is there a nurse here? Blue has concussion in the Lets Meet forum.... Banging her head against a brick wall again. Got anything for a sore head??
{Closes door and retreats quickly. In the wrong order - Bang!}
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Hi kssmass,
You think you are worried! What about us blokes. I think you will find maturity, experience and commitment will prevail.
(Not that I have been looking in the 'Men seeking Women' section mind you)
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If it helps.... Take a look at it from the other side as well. Other people will probably be as scared as hell the first time they meet you (probably could have phrased that better!!). I know I was and still am.
Meeting people in a non threatening social environment for just a chat is tough enough. My suggestions are to interact with people, get them to know them and make sure you know what you want. This is fairly easy on the Internet, but moves to a different level altogether if you end up meeting for real. I have never been to a munch, but they sound great!
If you do take the plunge, and you have chosen wisely, the prize is all too short lived. You will want more!
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Ramblings of a 'single' male
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