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zootle
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55

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Quote by Calista
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx

Pete told me to tell you all the best people come from the east end of London!!!!!!! :hunk:
Dunno where he got lost then!!!!!
Are you sure he didn't say "all the pissed people"?
best/pissed, sound kinda similar, I think you mis-heard.
I saw a bit of it and I don't know who most of them are! I know Germain Greer and John Mcwassisnam, the rest are a total mystery to me! lol
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I dunno if I should just let it grow or have it totally bald, maybe a wee line up the middle. Ha, wot do u think of a loveheart,lol

Remove it all of course!
Quote by VenusnMars
forgive me for asking,what do bondage trousers look like?

Nearest I can get to the ones I`m wearing, but on mine the straps dangle

Serendipity, Vivienne Westwood is rich, she can do what she damn well likes! lol
Venusxxx
Don't see a problem, what's the age got to do with it anyway smile
33! That's not even remotely old!
Quote by Silk and Big G
Thats something of an over statement Zoot .

Erm, not at all, or you misinterpreted the gist of what I was pointing out.
There are those here who clearly feel that the design posted by Mark was great and they'd love that on their badge.
Whilst others clearly feel that they want something more subtle.
This is my final word on the matter and I will take no further part in this thread as I know people here tend to completely misread me.
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There seems to be two different sorts of people in this thread (and I've just skimmed over it since my earlier post).
1. Those who want something discreet, that tells those already in the know what kind of thing they may like to get up to.
2. Those who want something more overt that will undoubtedly lead to questions from all and sundry.
Perhaps people should decide which they want, either/or, or both.
Quote by Calista
What was wrong with the Depeche Mode last time?!
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(Ok, so they're one of my fave bands, wanna make something of it?!)

Nothing if it's sung by Marilyn Manson :P
I think that without doubt that is the most obscene thing I've heard all day!
What was wrong with the Depeche Mode last time?!
smile
(Ok, so they're one of my fave bands, wanna make something of it?!)
Quote by Calista
So anyone spotting my msn or name on here beyond about please please hassle me to go to bed and attempt sleep. Do whatever it takesif necessary but keep me away LOL

Just be sure to make sure we're not blocked so we can see when you're online smile
Quote by Alex_Female
Somebody please tell me this gets easier evil ?

It does, but chances are you'll still get craving from time to time long after you've given up (or at least most of the ex smokers I know say this).
72mm?!
That's , or 2.8 inches!
Most impressive, I don't have any hair on my body that long!
I'd imagine any design wouldn't want to be too overt. Something subtle and inconspicuous tha only those in the know would undestand.
And is it me or does the "who get's to have one" issue risk becoming this years "verification" issue?! lol
Of course Robbie Williams will win, not because he deserves it but because the likes of Joy Division aren't really known to the current generation.
I found the whole signing on procedure, etc, to be utterly demoralising and depressing. It just made being out of work harder to deal with. You're under enough self imposed preassure to get work without having the spanish inquisition when you go to sign on. Oh, so, yeah, it is odd you weren't quizzed. I was. You should also be permitted to find a job within your chosen area then if you have no luck after a few weeks, they will tell you to be less choosy.
Hope you find work soon, good luck!
I've so far avoided serious injury.
I once chipped a bone in my foot when a car ran into me on my push bike. I found a chipped bone to be surprisingly painful. (that was my second time being hit by a car, the first time I just had very big and juicy cuts and bruises)
Find another way to keep your hands and mouth busy?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
lol
I've given up with my wireless network at home. Internet access through my laptop was worse than dial-up, not to mention the lost MSN messages and frequent disconnection/reconnection issues with it. The connection was even worse when the laptop was running on battery power.
I usually run through a router that acts as a firewall, I also use a software firewall as well as adaware and another spyware thing I forget the name of.
Quote by Libra-Love
Yip, it's me again.
And before you ask, yes my previous ad was very successfull thank you.
Only thing is, I chose a bedbuddy who lives abroad evil so only get together once a month. Hence my looking for a new bedbuddy.
If you're interested/curious/or just wanna take the mick go here

And, once again, curse you for living so far away!
Quote by AndyS-NE
11 times a day every day isn't too much is it?
Is it?!

Why only 11 times..................? wimp - a reall man wanks at least 12 times a day!! lol
Yeah, but you have to do everything in moderation, right?
If you block someone on MSN, do you appear offline to those people?
Quote by Libra-Love
If I dont like it I'll be silent lol

Don't worry, you wont have to.
Image shack told me to get lost sad
Curses.
Buy new hard drive, clean install to that, get some drive recovery software, use that to recover that which is wanted on the other drive.
That's the way I've always dealt with problems with windows no longer wanting to play.
Shower. If it wasn't for the shower breaking when I was living in Croydon 4 years back I'd have probably gone some 15 to 20 years without a bath by now! :shock:
(took me 6 months of badgering to get it fixed, too!)
edit: That's not to say I don't like lazing around in water but, for the purpose of getting clean, it's a shower for me.
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Aww, hump better?

A bit, but I think I need a lot more :hump:
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Mine:
At home - an image of earth at night constructed from photos taken by satellite - image found on a NASA site somewhere, probably got it bookmarked somewhere. The source image is very big!:
Quote by musketeer
My life has been so celebate for so long I wonder if I'll remember the moves, particularly because logically the people on this site are a great deal more sexually experienced than me, perhaps not in life, but certainly in recent history. I'm probably better off starting out somewhere less predatory. Although I fantasise about the sex quite a lot, I don't see the friendships here as sexual, they're just nice people who exchange views and mail with me.

Me too, mostly.
Also now that i have moved away from the area where i grew up, albeit only 5 miles away i very rarely see any of my "friends" unless i make the effort to travel over to them.

I find this to be mostly true, too. I hardly ever speak to the friends I have down in London. Out of sight out of mind. It's usually me who is making the effort to stay in touch.
I've been seriously shafted by so called friends in the past, such that I don't usually trust people now for them to become close friends.
But back on the original topic; I don't think there's an up front way to tell if someone is one type of friend or the other, you'll only find that out after a while.