Basically, if you go regularly to parties you're probably a swinger. Or the cleaner. Similarly, if you're single and get together with a couple for a bit of spice, you're involved in a swinging sort of situation, ergo you're probably a swinger. The cleaner doesn't enter into the equation here. Unless you're also the cleaner, but the two can be mutually exclusive states. Like ooh, I dunno, Florida and Wisconsin. For further proof, ask the swinging cleaners of Florida and Wisconsin - they surely MUST exist. More likely in Florida because it's got a greater urban population density or something so more offices and more cleaners. Yeah...
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Not particularly normal whilst able to remember what you're doing BUT! it must have seemed logical at the time, it's just that logic had gone to the cinema either because you were pished or asleep. Either way your conscious mind wasn't involved therefore logic wasn't either and when that happens normal doesn't happen.
Keep at it, your muscles will eventually remember how to work properly. I had the same thing happen to me when I started playing footie regularly last year. For a few days after the first game I was walking like my uncle who has no natural hips left in his body, but now I can actually walk to the bus stop to go home without collapsing a la one day old giraffe.
:happy: :happy: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: These only exist in the High Street of my mind:
Tanks A Million - military gear
Dye or Straight?'s - hairdresser
Balti? More! - curry house
Korma Chameleon - curry house
She'height - burkas for tall muslim women
Sofa So Good - furniture
Bread of Heaven - specialist Welsh bakery
Bread of Devon - specialist west country bakery
etc. ad infinitum
Slightly off the point, can anyone explain to me why the following ever got used as named for shops, because it beats the shit out of me:
A restaurant called "Too Sweet" - how was the restaurant? Everything was too sweet. We were warned, I s'pose...
A hairdresser called "It Will Grow Back" - surely you'd bury that within the small print.
Not one but 2 curry houses near me called "Standard Tandoori". How was your curry? Oh it was... standard, y'know.
Tanks A Million - military gear
Dye or Straight?'s - hairdresser
Balti? More! - curry house
Korma Chameleon - curry house
She'height - burkas for tall muslim women
Sofa So Good - furniture
Bread of Heaven - specialist Welsh bakery
Bread of Devon - specialist west country bakery
etc. ad infinitum
Slightly off the point, can anyone explain to me why the following ever got used as named for shops, because it beats the shit out of me:
A restaurant called "Too Sweet" - how was the restaurant? Everything was too sweet. We were warned, I s'pose...
A hairdresser called "It Will Grow Back" - surely you'd bury that within the small print.
Not one but 2 curry houses near me called "Standard Tandoori". How was your curry? Oh it was... standard, y'know.
I saw something identical at Glastonbury a couple of years back. Like the mud she fell in wasn't wet enough before people started pissing in it. She left an arse shaped splat imprinted in the mud when she got up. :shock:
I also felt rather queasy at the sight of a crustie's dog vomiting some sort of 'unidentifiable green matter' down the aisle of a coach heading back to Barcelona from a free festival, which given the given the rather fragile state I was already in was just not what I wanted to see. Or smell. Nor was that crustie, come to think of it.
I also felt rather queasy at the sight of a crustie's dog vomiting some sort of 'unidentifiable green matter' down the aisle of a coach heading back to Barcelona from a free festival, which given the given the rather fragile state I was already in was just not what I wanted to see. Or smell. Nor was that crustie, come to think of it.
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How about you blindfold me and I'll try and guess who is massaging what bit when:happy:
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Quote by westerross
Blindfold on! What can you feel between yer .....
I'm not sure................ do it a bit harder............. Ahhhh, I do like getting my toes tickled :wink:
Hope you are planning on working your way up
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Oh shoot - thought I had worked me way up! Now which way is North - where's me compass - hang on who needs a compass......
You don't need a compass, just follow your nose... I mean instincts...
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My mate produces Late Junction and the Andy Kershaw show and therefore officially has the best job in the world.
Is he single? How old is he? What's his phone number?
Ah. Could be a she I suppose.
Jezzay.
You'll have to hurry, he's getting married next month. I realise that this doesn't necessarily rule him out of your (bikini) line of enquiry, but... wait what am I saying?!?!?! OK, I admit it, I produce Late Junction AND Mixing It. Honest...
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Er!!! Monopoly, Scrabble
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: I was thinking more along the lines of "naked twister while covered in baby oil" type of thing :twisted:
Let your creative, naughty side come out to play :twisted:
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Now that sounds like fun
:lol: :twisted: Ok I'll oil you up if you oil me up .....but I aint oiling tune up Supercachondo spins the wheel.
"Left testicle on red spot!"
"You there. You're not playing properly! I did NOT say left hand on right tit. Bloody cheats... STOP IT, she'll choke... oh for goodness' sake."
Supercachondo stomps off to inspect the flora and fauna...
